Sell me this pen

>sell me this pen

what do?

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>That will be $0.99 sir, here is your $0.01 change. Have a nice day.

Why was that so hard for everyone? Retail is easy.

Charge him for the pen's price, tell him thank you, have a nice day, dunno why is so hard.

shit on my underwear

> u-uh, i-i-i think it's a very nice p-p-p-pen and...

I'm gonna make it disappear.

>takes pen
>we can exchange the pen for $100 or I will stick this pen into your eye
>this is your choice

i sell the guy the pen

*put pen in my pocket*
>Ok

Go write down this cunny's number for me