ITT: Celebrities you've met

ITT: Celebrities you've met

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Vanessa Feltz

>pic related
Got punched in the throat just for trying to eat my kibble in peace

Nice.

Is it bad that The Pest is the first thing I thought of when I saw this image?

Worked at Starbucks in Fresno last year. Pic related came in with a fat mexican fag. She ordered mocha latte. Pissed in it a bit. She now has my DNA in her.

Not at all.

Patrician.

I watched Spider-Man 1 woth her in like 2003 or 2004.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I told him that I was a big fan then left him alone
I'm not actually a big fan, I just recognised him and wanted a reason to say hi

Wot

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i used to work at a high end coffee place in an area in Oslo (Norway) where tons of celebrities lives, sadly they're mostly norwegian celebs, and not known internationally. But the ones you might have heard of:

>Kristofer Hivju (that wildling from GoT)
>Aksel Hennie (the martian, Hercules)
>Tone Damli (pic related..and jesus christ shes hot)


nothing speical happend, just gave them their coffe and they were like any normal customer . Hivju had black coffee (no cream, sugar).

>t only true story in this thread.

Comfy.

>Brent Spiner
>Jeff Goldblum
>Bill Pullman
>the nerd, chick, and black dude from Indepedence Day 2 (I was an extra)
> William H Macy (at Aspen airport with his hot young daughters)
> saw Depp filming Pirates 3 in Hawaii
> ran a 5k with Lance Armstrong
> saw the Arnie S. at a Planet Hollywood opening
>saw Travolta getting in his plane at Aspen airport

Met pic related in a cafe in Nantes. Was with friends and she sat a couple of tables from us. She actually gave me the sweetest smile and th

candleja

I've never even heard of any of your so called "celebs". Out of the way

based if true.
normally piss doesn't contain any DNA though. blood does.

A few years ago, my idiot friend dated her for a couple months. I did mountains of drugs with her and her rotating carousel of friends. Surreal and very stupid time in life that came and ended quickly

I saw Tom Cruise at London Heathrow in 2013, if that counts, I think he was coming to the UK to be on the Graham Norton show, I was leaving to go to RAF Akritori

mmm that creamy pasta

Seen Nikki Sanderson at United matches alot

....elaborate

Met Rod Stewart at some restuarant in Melbourne once

and WHAT user???

i have never met another person

Ws behind her in line at a grocery store. Shorter than what I thought she'd be.

My garndpa sold a car to Samuel L. Jackson before Pulp Fiction

I live in a major city and at the time we were both musicians, it wasn't hard to end up in the same circles since we were friends acquaintances with a bunch of pretty well known guys in bands also. She fetishizes musicians. What most blew me away was that the girl has really good music taste. She was the last person I expected to rave about how great Marquee Moon by Television is. It's near patrician taste

>мoчa
i see what you did there

we as in my friend and I. She doesn't play shit and throws bizarre emotional tantrums all the time. Aside from liking some decent bands I don't really have anything good or bad else to say about her. I did like that she had a giant framed photo of herself in her apartment living room

pic related was extremely kind

>Lindsey Lohan likes Television

what the fuck that is weird.

>I did like that she had a giant framed photo of herself in her apartment living room

no way.

i know its more Sup Forums but he did have a show.
was at a show for this band called the garden in LA. apparently he is a big fan. showed up very nonchalant. he was next to me for a while, put his arm around me and yelled when a song we both liked came on. no conversation though, i think he was drunk.

My mother met Jennifer Connelly once.

he's outspokenly straight edge.......

>Tone Damli (pic related..and jesus christ shes hot)

Ah, Norway's biggest "celebrity" until Sophie Elise came along.

i will forever hate my existence of never being able to be in a loving relationship with prime Connelly
why was i even born

>norska """kändisar"""
Haha aa

YOU LUCKY FUCK!

She goes out of her way to bang cool musicians. She hoards obscure music which is something a lot of people don't know about her. She is in fact a huge narcissist and when I knew her, was doing a lot of drugs; but then all of us were doing both of those things too, so who cares. Honestly she's at the bottom of known people I've met that I care about. I was much more happy to chill with Michael Gira a bunch of times than I ever was bumping arms with actors

I met Denis Leary at a Starbucks in Boston during his Rescue Me stint. It was probably around Season 4 at the time and the show was still decent.

Met Tom Amandes at a resort in Florida. He was super nice and let me take a picture with him even though he was with his family. He was probably just happy that I recognized Tom Amandes.

Met John Mayer on the street, also in Boston. This was during his promotion of "Continuum". He was be chased by a horde of women.

Literally who?

have to be over 18 to post here.

she seems to be a very kind and sweet person

also total PAWG

>not being a big fan of Craig Charles

Went to Robot Wars for my 6th birthday. Mum asked some no-name backstage hand if Craig was around just to say 'Hi'. The guy said he would try but he knew he was on his lunch break.

Ten minutes later he came down and spent like twenty minutes just talking with me and my parents, signed an autograph and took some pictures. Top bloke.

how was it meeting bella? where did you meet her?

dumb pharisees

i think he used to be, i mean he was yelling that he was several times to lionel once outside

what kinds of drugs did she do? what did she do most?

how did you learn to write English, mate?

Craig is a top lad

I met Tiger Woods and his father, both of whom were pretty cool guys to talk to. This was at their "Tiger Jam" charity function 15 years ago, and I was writing about it for my school newspaper at the time. Carson Daly was there, too, and he was a nice, funny guy.

Also met NASCAR driver Kevin Harvick, who was a pretty cool guy as well.

Saw David Faustino signing autographs at a mall here several years ago but meh.

I shook Kevin Sorbo's hand at Universal Studios in Orlando when I was a kid

It was never anything too out there. Just a lot of cocaine. More than I was used to, but nothing shocking considering the social circles I was running in. I dated regular girls that work in fashion that did more blow than she does, and who had far shittier taste

walked by ASR late at night this past winter in east village(west of tompkins square park)

she was walking with some girl I didnt recognize.

my dad was big into nascar, when i was a kid i went all the time to all the races. say what you will about the sport those guys are all stand up dudes ive met a bunch.

>he cried when dale earnhardt died

I fucked Gillian Amderson in 1996 after an awards show in Germany.

She is tiny and her pussy was very tight.

Great lay.

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why must you lie

Also, I know pope Ratzinger. My mom used to work for some catholic charity in Munich and he was there quite often.

Nice guy actually. Very humble.

No reason to lie about it. Never saw her again afterwards.

Nathan Kress
Jennette McCurdy
Dave Mustaine
Tori Kelly

First two were mostly uneventful, Nathan was a friend of a friend and I met Jennette one time at a family get together thing.
I used to be friends with Dave's son.
And I went to school with Tori and dated one of her best friends.

>tfw love how her music sounds but can't get into it because of the entire "DUDE ENGLISH FAIRY TALE LMAO" shit
did you make a move on her? she's very adorable

Rocky the Bear murdered my uncle. He was my favorite relative.

that's pretty lame. and no, she is married

so what happened? do you have anything to back this up?
only reason I care is because she's my 90s waifu

>Nathan Kress
who
>Jennette McCurdy
who
>Dave Mustaine
neat, did he ever show you some sweet fretting skills
>Tori Kelly
who

I'm assuming you live in NYC?

I'm not sure how famous Maisie is these days, but I gave her the ol' natty lickeroo once.

I once had a dream that Will Smith was an old friend of my family and we used to go hiking on his free time.

shut the fuck up

Me on the left

complete asshole, but in a really chill kind of way.

Rude. Why should I shut up exactly?

Well, i saw Eva Green in russia during her visit with a promotion. She was on drugs as far as i remember. Or drunk a bit. I was a cleark in hotel. Anyway she was hot as fuck.

I would so unironically date her even at her peak trashiness but skanky cracked out looking girls is my fetish so

My grandad met Jimmy Saville on a cruise ship :/

I once had a dream where David Bowie took me on a journey towards spiritual enlightenment, but I failed his last test. He seemed disappointed, but intimated he might give me a second chance in the future.

They announced his death the next day.

Between jobs I did a lot of stand-in work and met all kinds of people.

- Seth Rogen
- Natalie Portman
- Elizabeth Shue
- Kevin Costner

At the after party, everyone was getting drunk amd she was dancing on her own. Joined her. I was early 20s then and a really good dancer so had a lot of good moves and she liked it. She told me her room number and askedmme to drop by after she left.

Went to her room, had a chat, drank a bit, fucked her for a couple of hours. Left in the early morning.

Not really that much to tell, just a regular hook up at a party. Except it was with Agent Scully.

She was very cuddly, I remember that. But she liked getting fucked hard doggystyle.

>ol' natty lickeroo
also you're probably lying too, im 90% sure she's into chicks

whats hershlag like IRL?

youtu.be/ziIbuBaPRf4

What did she smell like

Best day of my life

You're 100% wrong. Since when were /fit/ memes "reddit"?

I shagged her at a house party in South Belfast while she was here filming Game of Thrones. Mate does extra work for the show. She's not a good fuck but she's a good suck.

And she finished me off with her hand. Told me it's her preferred method. She was quite good at that.

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She was short. I didn't really talk to her since she was on set and has like multiple handlers hovering around her all the time.

Ancient may may.

I met Courteney Cox's old skin in West-Texas bar some few years ago. It could share with me the fact that it had been on the run from her since 2009. It was a hard time for it it said, and if it wasn't for the fact that David Arquette sent it some cash every now and then, it would surely not have survived. It didn't want to complain though, as things were much worse for Mathew Perry's chin.

I have never fucked a celebrity, should I just off myself?

no.

Henry Winkler at a childrens book signing that my mom attended because she was a teacher.

Donovan at a restaurant when I was like 12 or 13. He actually let us sit down at his table with his associate or bodyguard or whoever he was and talked to me about music and playing the guitar and how I should never stop. We have a photo with him too but I don't know where it is right now. This happened in the early 2000s.

Has anyone here ever hired a pornstar escort?

If Swans and Lohan weren't enough of a dead giveaway, yes

whatever happened to pest posting? haven't seen a pest post in forever