Hi eurocucks. Enjoying your shit economy?
>B-BUT MUH SOCIALISM.
> IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD
> druggies needs my money more than I do
I bet you poor fucks can't even afford to buy sick new phones like pic related. Once Trump becomes POTUS, I'll even be able to get a better one.
Honestly, why haven't moved to the US yet? Not that we'd let you in.
D-did you just try and Sage a new thread you stupid nigger
pointy thumbs/10
lol my thoughts exactly
I thought that was like a self bump or something.
Whatever this thread is about stupid europoors not advanced Sup Forums techniques you idiot
Lmao. This influx of underage Trump-supporting newfags from reddit is incredible.
Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums.
>Honestly, why haven't moved to the US yet?
> implying l haven't
>Not that we'd let you in.
Already did.
You must be one of the few non-cucked ex euros out there.
Deluded cunt
>Mr ≈60% can barely afford to buy a phone on his foodstamps
Just noticed our id's are both yellow, which means we both live in the same area of the US. You better hope I don't find you and deport you you fuckin commie
Lurk more ctr fag
Oh you poor sweet summer child, lurk more
>Hlamsung
If I wanted a phone that breaks after 10 days I would have bought a cheap chinese knockoff for 10 euros.
Alright i get it can we please stay on topic?
The point is that I bet 99% of you redditors from across the pond have a worse phone than me. Guaranteed.
S7 Edge masterrace
Except mine is titanium silver or whatever
> that breaks after 10 days
That's why I just installed a screen protector you stupid faggt
Nice proxy
Your wife is getting fucked while you shitpost cuck.
LOL bro ikr. Not a surprise the only person here who can appreciate this work of art is also from the us.
they're not training the shills particularly well. he probably heard the 'sage goes in all fields' meme and fell for it
I'm not married you dipshit
>i type fiat moni numbers into a computer
>eu and un and globalism are socialist
>i created at least 2,500 trillion or 2.5 quintillion Dollars in global derivatives debt
>this is a leftist problem
>muh personal responsibility muh bubbly screen protector that my potato babby hands couldnt affix properly
You are fat, get a treadmill not a phone
lol who gives a fuck about your phone?
Take a guess, idiot. I know you can count to zero.
why did you buy a korean samsung phone, not an american iphone?
Gee, I wonder why.
Divide and conquer.
I can't even tell anymore if genius troll or genuine retard
I don't even think Proxxy is hot lmao but whatever. Last time I was on Sup Forums was for Jessi savage not like I know every queen of Sup Forums tho
This board is a containment ward for retards
>atleast I'm not this new
The jews literally said that they robbed you goys to the point where there is nothing to take.
Watch as your country collapses in a few years
pay your denbts
>not gr8 b8 m8
you have to go back, faggot
>parents buy him new phone
>really excited about it
>need to tell someone about it but have no friends
>i know! i will shitpost on pol!
nice thread OP
Pay them for me shill.
>implying socialism is bad
My bmi is 33, which is pretty damn muscular for my height.
Because he's a cuck
eh my s6 still works just fine
and i bet you're gonna use the default touchwiz launcher, like some kind of caveman
BMI 33
MUSCULAR
HHAHAHAHAHAHH
FUCKING AMERICA
>not naming pic 'STRALYA CUNT
>bmi is 33
>muscular
get the fuck out of here shill
Laugh it up but I'm 5"6' so it's not like I'm fat by anyones standards
>shit tiers korean phone
>BMI 33
>5'6"
>muscular
Fucking manlets man
Oh you are trolling
kys
LOL this meme again. The Jews didn't do shit and you know it
Don't see the Dutch making anything better, do you? Retard
>Dutch
Everytime America. It's not even funny trolling anymore.
The gig is up. It was fun while it lasted tho, rite?
Yup.