Hey, what's this?

>Hey, what's this?
>It's the sushi, chef
>It's BLOODY RAW!

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>what are these?
>ice cubes
>are they fresh or frozen
>um...frozen
>*close up*
>oh my god

>What is this supposed to be?
>That's the ice cream, chef.
>Ice cream? Lookit it! It's FUCKING FROZEN!

>I need the scallops, quickly, yes?
>Here they are Chef
>Fuck me

>You like the new and improved decor? Good
>Now let's go to the kitchen
>Meet your new head chef Jack
>Jack will walk you through your new menu

>dear oh dear

That was my breakfast for a month in uni. Minus the green sauce

i actually gagged irl

Ramsay wouldn't eat those eggs and he'd call in his steam cleaners to disinfect whatever was used to make them.

why

>it's always cut so Ramsay gets the last word and never gets his comeuppance

how boring

Why would anyone other than Ramsay get the last word in?

Did peasants ever got the best out of their king?

How would that work then?

>"Fuck you, Ramsay, I'm going to continue to do what I was doing which was causing my business to fail which is why I asked you here in the first place!"
>And then a bunch of wealthy raccoons show up and everything is fine
>Cut to Ramsay crying and eating a deep fried Mars bar in his car

>Not frying eggs on both sides

would watch desu

Watch your step.

YO I AINT NO BITCH CHEF!

WHEN WAS THE FUCKING CUTLERY SMELTED?

WHAT IS THIS? GLASS? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE OUT OF MELTED SAND!

What would happen if Ramsay and Ja/ck/ had to work together in a kitchen for a day?

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do you faggots have to mention this guy in every thread? it's not funny anymore

nice

>Order's up.
>Oh, fuck me. Wait. C'mere.
>Yes, Chef.
>What does this look like to you?
>Popsicles.
>Yea? Are they fresh or are they frozen?
>....
>The fuck's the matter with you? You got a brain freeze?
>No, Chef.
>Then answer the fucking question.
>.... Frozen.
>*throws plate in trash* Do it again.

>Lets take a look at the fridge, shall we?
>Here it is, Chef.
>Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, hold on.
>Yes, Chef?
>Is this the steak?
>Yes, Chef.
>You're telling me this is what I was eating earlier at lunch?
>Yes, Chef.
>Fuck me, just lookit it, it's fucking raw! Get in here, look at this, IT'S RAW!
>I don't know what to say, Chef, I inspect this freezer every day and this is the first time I've ever seen raw food in here.
>Yeah? Fuck you, lookit this place, it's disgusting, raw food everywhere! It doesn't get like this without someone TRYING to be this bad. I can't stand by and watch this, I'm going out there and telling your customers that I'm 86ing this food for the good of everyone!

>Well I thought it looked okay, but the chef was right, it was raw. There's no excuse for that, we just have to get better at this.

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Suggest me some Ramsay Kino, Sup Forums

>being gay

I've only seen about a dozen episodes but I think my favourite so far was Sebastian's because of how delusional the guy is

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>not Amys Baking Company

ABC is entry-tier. The true KINO is when he actually ends up helping them but then they go back to being lazy fuckups, close down the restaurant when it inevitably fails, and they blame Gordon for all their live's problems from that point on.

That sounds like ABC, just minus the Ramsay helping part

That's the crux of it, really. The stark contrast between "everything is going to be okay now" at the end of the episode, and the cruel reality that you find when you google the restaurant right after.

I wonder why so many of the places he helps out go under

Shitheads spend 20+ years of their lives learning to be shitheads. Hard to undo it in a week.

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greetings fark

because a lot of them are $500.000 in debt when he shows up

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But literally all they have to do is follow his guide. He gives them expert ways to save it.

I'd fucking kill to have a guide tell me exactly what I need to do to be successful who even gave me simple easy to make solutions for all my problems

Real talk, what was his deal?

The places he visits tend to be in massive debt, so most of them close because bad habits or misplaced pride are hard to change in a week or because it's just too late to fix at that point.

Jesse?

HE KNOWS WHY

I hope Sonia doesn't right off a career porn if the acting thing doesn't work out.

Yay Jack!