ITT: The weirdest Eskimo bros in comics

Tony Stark and Richard Rider

dick and bruce is pretty weird to me all things considered. and dick and jason, though that one is less weird to me.

Tim Drake and Superboy was pretty weird

Black Panther and Wolverine

Frazer Irving did Marvel work?

Yeah he was most recently doing shit on Bendis's X-Men

Cyclops and Magneto with Lee Forrester

Cyclops and Nate Grey with Madelyn Prior

Scott Lang and Luke Cage
Luke Cage and Juggernaut
Danny Rand and Sam Wilson
Bucky Barnes and Daredevil
Daredevil and Frank Castle

does it count if theyre banging eachother?
buh dum tshhhh

pete parker and stormin' norman

>that time Selina kissed Dick and he was just like alright
>that time Talia fucked Jason and he was just like alright
>that time Barbara wanted to fuck Jason and he rejected her

To think, if writers went through with the last one, Dick, Bruce, and Jason would have an eskimo triangle.

Eskimo bros? Is that like wiener cousins?

Isn't most everyone an eskimo bro?
Superheroes get around in the same circles.

Do you think Dick would agree to a threesome if Barbara asked?

i dont even want to think about that grossness

Superman and Steel
Dick Grayson and the Batfamily
Wonder man and War Machine
Spider-Man and Daredevil

for spidey and dd was it black cat?

...

They were in a long romantic relationship user
He went balls deep in her so many times like she wanted since the first couple episodes he appeared in, and she ended up getting upset when he chose fighting crime over her

Context? Isn't Madelyn basically Jean? Or am I mistaken? That would be weird if Cable basically fucked mommy.

Maddy is a clone of Jean Grey and Nate is the product of Cyclops and Jean's DNA being spliced by Mr. Sinister in Age of Apocalypse

So it's like he hooked up with his mom's twin sister

Deadpool & Thanos

Spider-Man and Cyclops

Damn that's hot

Ralph Dibny and Arthur Light

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

>Selina/Dick

Pathetic attempt from her trying to make Bruce jealous, like a child. It was just a one-sided smooch anyway. A terribly written Catwoman during a terrible era for the character.

>Talia/Jason

They never fucked, as far as I know. Winick obviously wanted to set up some kind of love triangle though, but that whole thing was just incredibly strange.

>Barbara/Jason

Nothing ever happened.

Not canon, even if it was it would be chalked up to PIS. Why even bring it up?

Bruce and the robins aren't eskimo brothers. No matter how bad some degenerate fucks want Bruce to fuck his wards' girls or the Robins to bang one of Bruce's flames, it'll NEVER happen in main continuity.

Actually scratch that part with Jason and Talia, it looks like they did fuck after all. Must have blocked it out.