JSA Storytime: Punisher 2099

Good evening owls of Sup Forums,

hail hydra

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(I feel like shit, we'll see how far we make it)

oh yeah, random crossover

Well Grayson ended on a wet fart

But at least this page was boner inducing.

i thought that was super well done. hail hydra

the male vampire should have been hotter, none of this nosferatu nonsense

but yeah that page managed to be boner induced in spite of that

>hail hydra
the rage this is still generating is really tickling my schadenfreude bone

I didn't read anything today

I did discover that I thought I'd lost everything but I still have my level 83 lady Nord in Skyrim, but I'm still relearning the fucking controls

>hail hydra

I think I like Standoff less for it being Red Skull Snap Wilsons the Marvel Universe.
Especially since Civil War II isn't Heroes vs. Hydra Heroes.

Busiek just got done trying to explain that no, they didn't lie to you, it wasn't mind control, and no, the story wouldn't have worked so well starting off with issue 2.

Bless his heart.

OP

Hello Storyteller.

That cover gimmick sucks.

Spencer was SO butthurt that people called his twist.

I saw a post on tumblr with 2000+ notes that was telling people not to buy issue 2 because they were pissed that Marvel said Cap being Hydra was REALLY FOR REAL NOT AN IMAGINARY STORY! about issue 1

people just want to be mad about this, they'll aim their moral outrage at anything they can

IS

cute

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I'm going to wait and see if mai husbando gets any quality time and then I might pick back up reading.

was he? I mean, didn't we call it pretty exactly?

THE VERY MODEL

It's so frustrating to me. like don't you know how serialization works

>the male vampire should have been hotter, none of this nosferatu nonsense
It being a monster monster makes it just as hot desu

Friend

FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

really? I thought he did a decent job of seeding the twist without tipping his hand until this issue's reveal.

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Snap Wilson exists, user.

10000% had forgotten

I saw people mad that artists they liked were mocking that shitty Paperfilms "THIS IS A BACK TRACK!" article, because the artists are just contributing then to marginalizing the justified anger at HydraCap existing at all

this is going to be the moral crusade backbone for the rest of the fucking year with fights over comics, look at that Wheeler piece which is basically trying to justify "I like slice of life and want to write it, hire ME Marvel for a Steve/Bucky coffeeshop book"

How many more vampires can Dick take?

>I'm going to wait and see if mai husbando gets any quality time and then I might pick back up reading

Yeah, the idea that Zemo's OOC behaviour is getting sewn back together wrong by a Cosmic Cube is an idea with potential, but it's probably for the best to expect the worst.

"Punisher, are you armed?"

IS WATER WET?

god that Wheeler thing got under my skin so bad. so frustrating, almost got me twitter @ mad.

yesssss

I wonder if Kobik fixed his face as he is right now, too

Jake is amazing.

He can pay lipservice all he wants that he's setting up "How Zemo got his groove back" but between acting like a smug twat on social media and the fact that all the best parts of his works seem to be the artists, I'm not going to believe it until I see it.

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Spencer is still bullying Zemo but it didn't bother me as much today because it was done from Red Skull's perspective rather than the narrative itself shitting on him.

I liked that annual actually. I don't know, I'm a sucker for random teamups and shit.

I was thinking about running some JMD Cap

hah, this really is a fucking Spidey

It's always weird whenever they have Miguel start tossing out quips in the middle of a fight.

Coming of the Supermen #6 PREVIEW and Neal Adams Interview

Speaking of bullying, Karla bullying Bucky when?

It's only been two issues so far, but new Thunderbolts has been really fucking dull.

I'm willing to bet Mills is just writing him like Peter

please art change, please

Never, because we'll never live in a world where Tumblr's precious little cinnamon roll will get the hazing he deserves.

So Miguel is the only sane member, correct?

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I really see how Waid's Cap influenced him

For some valuations of sane

>a Punisher
>a 90's Stan Lee creation
>Doctor Doom

Yes. Yes, he is.

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>just another day in Marvel NYC

Not going to happen, with that level of "quality" the artist must work fast. We know that Marvel doesn't give a shit about how people feel about Greg Land

But Bucky's a total fuccboi, and deserves to be relentlessly teased by a strong domineering woman.

At least we live in a world where Artemis bullies Jason. Seriously, if this relationship ends up being more like a faux-sibling thing, this book may be at least tolerable.

Bucky is only good for bullying, his fans have just deluded themselves into thinking otherwise

I have no love for Jason but that's hot

The last book I thought "decent premise if it wasn't written by x" was Green Lanterns and it has turned out ok so maybe there's hope for Lobdell

The HTP types get it at least

Just dropping in quickly to thank OP for sharing that article about fandom yesterday, it was really illuminating to me.

YA BOI

you're welcome, user

did you get a lot of rain?

FUCKING LEAF

yfw we'll finally get the years in the making Gamora series

>TIPS FEDORA

Honestly, you'd think with how much they stress how vulnerable and innocent he is, that they'd get quite a kick out of seeming him dommed.

>I have no love for Jason but that's hot
Yeah, it is, actually.

>tfw a playfully aggressive Amazon will never squeeze you between her ripped biceps

I respect the "letting it all hang out for porn" openness of the HTP

And as all GotG after the movie, is going to be awful, welp the only exception is the groot solo and rocket solo.

It rained really hard for like an hour, then drizzled on and off for the rest of the night. However lightning did strike literally right outside the coffee shop I was at after work, which is something I hadn't experienced before.

I didn't realize it but that jigsaw puzzle is 2 teams. Why is Marvel Nower teasing Civil War 2 teams?

Link? I was on mobile at the time.

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because DIVIDE WE EXCELCIOR!

>Star Lord confirmed for relaunch
>Gamora book to finally come out

So Rocket and Groot and the Drax books are gonna be relaunched aren't they

Movie coming soon fellow marvelfag!

when's the GOTG2 movie launch, that's what you should try to have the books landing a few months before

mercurialblonde.wordpress.com/2016/06/05/fans-are-the-worst-an-article/

The bit about difficulty of separating creators from celebrity is spot on.

Thanks.

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>Cable is the only mutant in the MARVEL NOWER! pic

we are getting there, soon marvel will axe the x-men, they are teasing us already.

huh Dr Strange is on the kids side. and I think he's the oldest

also tony gonna get wreaked

Maybe Rebirth forced marvel to change their minds.

Reminder Cable is only on the pic because of Deadpool

>the reason that Artemis showed up in Red Hood is because she heard Diana is getting a brother named Jason and she's not losing this competition

Who am I looking at?

But I don't want two years of Tony crying and people pitying him

>tfw no KarlaXClint

Of course they did, well i am not sure, when was the first teaser for marvel now 2.0 ?

but still rebirth is destroying Bendis big event that why they need to restart again with new # 1.

No, is because he is an avenger now.

Bobby clint

>destroying Bendis big event
Doing a event without planning big mistake.

Or songbird

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so how about Spencer throwing shade at Remender's Cap plots

Gotta love that 90s style shooting at nothing.

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Civil War III: The war for Clint's Arrow.

Would definitely be the best of the three.

You know, "destroying Bendis" would be a good idea for an event.

It'd be kind of like Marvel's Final Crisis. Bendis is watching the MU and leeching its power like a vampire. The Marvel heroes have to team up to defeat Bendis, after which he literally disappears from real life.

dd

If only Jess' baby was his, then she would've been the victor

THEMED COMIC BOOK GANGS ARE ALWAYS GREAT!

Flying chainsaw surfboard!

Sounds good.
Can Jessica Drew be the shock death?
Or is she too white?

make it happen

Remember those rumors that Geoff gave up Stargirl in order to do Rebirth? Make it like Miles or Luke Cage, for Bendis.