Did you ever go to the movie theatre with just your mother?

Did you ever go to the movie theatre with just your mother?

Cute kid, what is his name?

yeah
what of it?

you just know...

Yes. I wish I did more often but now she's always pushing for these unnatural and fake bonding experiences between me and my dad

How else am I going to get past the no singles policy?

I do and it's cute

the qt popcorn girl always thinks it's sweet you take your mom

I saw American Pie with my mom, neither of us knowing what it was about.

That was awkward at times.

Is this an American thing, wtf?

I have brothers, so never.

Um no?
Walking vendors going through the isles during the movie is pretty universal isnt it?

No. I hope you're joking. That sounds like fucking ass

>That sounds like fucking ass

Being able to get more popcorn without having to get up and leave is pretty fucking nice.
Thats just a costume, none of the actual vendors are attractive, just your typical theater unifroms

No, but I used to do it a lot with my father.

yeah i go all the time with your mother

Yeah - all the time.

>invested in the movie
>an hour in a pivotal scene is happening
>"SKITTLEEEEEEEEES! GET YOUR FUCKING SKITTLES HERE!"
>scares my falcon, shits everywhere
T-thanks

>Get your food before you go in
>Watch movie

What a fucking distraction, having people walk around during a movie, christ.

American here, I've never ever heard of walking popcorn vendors going through the isles during the movie. I live in Connecticut.

Yeah. Sit in the dark for two hours, saying nothing. Great bonding experience.

Its because you live in a bumfuck town

yeh, im at home only a couple months a year so i take her out on a few movies or dinners.

>very quiet, tense part of the film
>"POPCORNNN! GETCHYAA POPCORNNN HERE!"
>"FIVE DOLLA DOLLA POPCORN!"
>"YOU SIR? CARE FOR A REFILL?"

fucking americlapz

Do you ever get lucky?

Mexican here, in VIP movie theathers you can ask for food and a waiter comes to your seats, however it's distracting as they light on a small lamp by your side. Honestly I prefer regular movie theather where you buy all food beforehand.

The only good thing about VIP theathers is they have fancier food not only popcorns and snacks, also alcoholic beverages, kids are not allowed and there are cute attendants in the bathrooms to wash your hands and clean your face.

I saw A Clockwork Orange rerelease in the theater with my mom when I was in high school

I'm lucky to have such a wonderful qt mom.

Kek

>there are cute attendants in the bathrooms to wash your hands

They wash your hands for you? What the fuck? How does that even work. I've heard Mexican men are macho manchildren, but this takes the cake.

"Hurry up to bed. Mommy will read your a story and then sit on your face."

They put liquid soap in your hands, you usually wash your hands and they dry your hands with small towels.

I find that oddly arousing

All the time. So far this year we saw"

>All Eyez on Me
>It Comes At Night
>Alien Covenant
>Trainspotting 2
>John Wick 2
>Split
>The Girl With All The Gifts
>Raw
>The Belko Experiment

She's open to alot of weirdness.