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>Ferris Bueller on the same tier of talent as Chaplin and Polanski

who's the black dude bottom right?

>fpbp
>trips
maximum confirmation

What did Chaplin do?

2/3 of the people in the "no jail" zone committed exactly 0 crimes.

Is he that anti-gun guy?

I hate how smug this fucking faggot is about how awful America is despite making a killing here.

Canceled.

He married a 13 year old girl or something.

>MJ not at the top of the talent scale

>tim allen on it twice

who didn't commit a crime?

>Tim Allen twice

>married to and living with a horse
>still sane
>not a talent

Yeah. He recycles the same dumb facts that can be waved away with a counter fact like "if you own a car you are 99% more likely to be in a car accident". They usually like to cite "gun death" not "homicide" or "man slaughter".

>heh you're more likely to kill yourself then a bad guy
>30k kids die each year from guns, yeah like, so what if it counts 15+ gang members?
>etc

yes, now has his own weekly talkshow

youtu.be/mHXO8KoGiv4

It's honestly a really dull show and doesn't play to his strengths. Why bother getting him if you're just trying to emulate all these other shitty American shows?

When you beat a retarded kid and take his tootsie roll, he doesn't stop being retarded.

I think he is playing it up for the hate and attention he gets through it. Nobody who hates guns this much would decide to live in an america
His shtick is being the anti-gun foreigner.

America loves taking in all of the shit comedians dont they

The only segments I like are the on the road ones where he chats to people, everything else seems forced.

I think it is a condition from the modern leftist. They hate the USA so much they take direction from any idiot who speaks in a foreign accent.

Back in the day these people just listened to whatever Marxist stooge out there. Now the ideology is corporatism.

He had to have been but a lot of people lose themselves to these characters. Look at John Stewart and Bill Mahr and especially Trevor Noah.

They only get worse over time.

Well Polanski was most certainly getting jailed, he just fled.

16-17 and it was barely the 20th century.

What the fuck Jim Jefferies?

I don't know a single person in the jailed section other than Jared

Jim Jeffries has always been awful, but he is at his absolute worst when he pontificates on American politics. He has the biggest boner for gun access and would love to see them banned like in his great nation.

Honestly he's worse than John Oliver in this regard.

Communist.

well they should be banned

he used to be a funny stand up but he got sissified

Hes the anti America guy on comedy Central now

Im pretty sure you know Wesley Snipes and Helen Mirren

>I think he is playing it up for the hate and attention he gets through it. Nobody who hates guns this much would decide to live in an america
That's like most leftists. Anyways of course they still want to live in America. They just want an America where only the police and military have guns.

They tend to live in white liberal enclaves where the most gun ownership is a guy who keeps a pistol in a safe under the bed or in the closet and the ammo in the garage. These are people who technically own a gun but never expect to use it.

I live in AZ, people open carry here all the time, it's great. I feel perfectly safe because I know if someone goes apeshit there's a guy packing within 1000ft.

Because one is from before he started doing standup and got famous you fucking dummies. Also Jim said he saw him doing coke and trying to rape a girl so he's extra salty at him.

That's Martha Stewart not Helen Mirren.
Jail:
Mark Wahlberg
Lauren Hill
Tim Allen
Wesley Snipes
Phil Spector
Jared
Aaron Hernandez
I don't know who the bottom two are.

>lived in nowheretown in north az for a year
>locals would walk into the gas station in pajama pants for a coffee and a sandwich, scratching their ass and strapped
>california faggots passing through would be visibly uncomfortable for some reason

best state bar none

polanski drugged and anal raped a 13 year old.
woody allen dated an adult who was crazy and then dated her adult adopted daughter

Woody Allen is innocent and Mia Farrow made the whole thing up

Cosby did nothing wrong

he was a degenerate and a sadist that toyed with little girls

Another "So Trump......." show

The black guy is either Floyd meywether or 50 cent

/Our guys/

How did a failed and unpopular Australian comedian manage to get his own show in America? Why do you guys keep taking in """talent""" rejected from other countries.

>please stop making fun of my stupid president
nice digits

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>yet another loud, greasy-faced Liberal getting on stage, belching out Liberal talking-points, cheer-leading for the Democratic Party and generally telling you what to think, and calling their show "Late Nite Comedy" because the propaganda is sometimes peppered with unfunny jokes

OH BOY, THIS IS REALLY BREAKING SOME NEW GROUND, FOLKS
THIS TOTALLY ISN'T AN OVERPOPULATED SHIT-TIER GENRE

Remember when this faggot got punched on stage? Now that's my idea if comedy.

So he wants guns to be banned yet at the same time sees the current American administration as tyrannical and thinks Trump is Hitler. The definition of a cuck.

wait why is Tom Cruise there under Alec Baldwin?

>Nobody who hates guns this much would decide to live in an america

People who don't want their celebrity-income taxed to death by socialist policies live in America.

I would have never thought that he was gonna sell out that hard and become such an average "liberal comedian"
it´s like he isn´t even the same person

OH FUCK OFF

See

soooo... these digits

>That fucking hairline

>move to America to avoid socialism
>constantly advocate for socialist policy

No wonder they love mussies

>comedy central in the present year

why is roman polanski in misdemeanor territory for drugging and ass raping at 11 year old but that sandwich guy is at the end for having CP?

>Cosby that high

bruh look at this dude

digitis confirm

what did alec baldwin ever do?
Only recall him calling a reporter a faggot, which should actually make him a bigger star.

it's because he wasn't nearly as talented, how can you not read fucking chart user

why is marky mark below tim allen

one blinded an old immigrant, the other just imported a bag of cocaine

He's talking about the crimes axis retard.
>inb4 you were just pretending

why is OJ simpson the highest


he just stole some baseball cards

Tim Allen went to jail before he was famous.

What actual talent did the subway guy have?

holy fuck you are stupid

bottom line is severity

Hitler banned gun meme, really a great way to show how retarded you're.

In reality Hitler's rise to power was enabled by guns being free to everyone so he and his SA militia started to harras all other parties... whoops reality seems to be that giving guns to peasants and plebs is not a good idea.

the whole mel gibson, vanilla ice, alec balding placement doesn't make sense then either

Every single authoritarian, totalitarian, or nanny state on this planet in history or currently has guns banned. It's the first step towards emasculating man.

Oh. This faggot just got a TV show? That's why he was being such a SJW faggot cunt on Maher's show. He was showing off his cuckness to the other cucks for ratings.

0/10

he's such a fucking faggot now
>hurr durr me act liberal bullshit xDDD

and before he was a little faggot too
>hurr durr me act edgy bullshit xDDD

I actually liked his old show(Legit) it was a lot of fun.
But this show's pretty shit. Also he used the letter Zee not the letter Zed. So he's officially not an Aussie anymore, the fat cunt.

he was popular in the UK and America before all this, he's had a show on fx and like 3 or 4 specials in america alone

Why don't you own a gun Sup Forums?

I didn't know he was already recycling jokes, one of his specials from a decade ago has this exact premise

What did Mel Gibson actually do aside from call out the jews on their bullshit and abuse a woman?

Didnt Tim Allen serve time for the drug charges?

I think it's funny how Jim Jeffries couldn't make it worth shit here, so he had to fuck off to America to make it big.

You cunts can have him desu.

he named the jew so he should be executed

>The definition of a cuck.

There you go using that word again

But...how? They're together now. You think the jew really just instantly became attracted to her on her 18th birthday?

I don't live in an unsafe neighborhood so the only person I would likely shoot is myself

Good to know, where do you live so I can rob your neighborhood since there are no guns there.

>using your gun rights to rob other people

Looks like the liberals were right :^), time to take away your rights

Who said I was going to use a gun to do it? I'm stronger than you.

Lauren Hill isn't talented?

holy shit

how old are you kid?

Polansky did nothing wrong.

Matthew manslaughter above based Mel in talent?

What's Bruno Mars crime?

drugs

rape

He impregnated a 15 year old, which he then married.

>everyone thinks Polansky was polish

I don't live in a shitty country nor I'm an insecure faggot so I don't need it.