Circumcision

>because a bunch of mystics in a desert 3000 years ago thought it was a good idea

they probably got sand trapped in their foreskins

mine looks like that too when I'm 3/4 erect

proofs or gtfo

I enjoy the benefits of not having dock cheese

get me hard

Is there such a thing as TOO MUCH foreskin though?

You got Skype?

Fuck off with this shit, faggot. Just suck a fucking dick. You know you want to.

Are you offering?

Short of not showering for a week, you wont even remember thats a thing