Donald And Hobbes

That awkward moment when you notice that Calvin And Hobbes predicted that someone like Donald would be a nominee for President

knowyourmeme.com/memes/donald-and-hobbes

Other urls found in this thread:

politico.com/story/2016/02/donald-trump-iraq-war-219471
cnet.com/news/trump-spams-foreign-politicians-with-fundraising-emails/
vanityfair.com/news/2015/06/donald-trump-companies-bankruptcy-atlantic-city
youtube.com/watch?v=NvAUEbnEVq4
washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/02/29/the-myth-and-the-reality-of-donald-trumps-business-empire/
youtube.com/watch?v=ikZEio9pet4
politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/nov/23/donald-trump/trump-tweet-blacks-white-homicide-victims/
politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/
usnews.com/opinion/blogs/peter-roff/2013/05/28/study-finds-fact-checkers-biased-against-republicans
twitter.com/AnonBabble

It's not like charismatic populists are a new thing

what kind of backwards moron do you have to be to think of trump as charismatic?

This is funnier when you realize his campaign's total failure to raise any funds.

Why is Trump asking for money from British politicians anyway?

A backwards moron who can still see the other candidate is a corrupt, liar who is more likely to get into another war.

>corrupt liar
Pot calling the kettle black aren't you.

>N-no, you're the corrupted l-liar!
Is that really your only argument?

A bit too eloquent for Trump I think.
Not to call him a dummy, he just knows how to sell his ideas in ways anybody can understand.

>stuttering meme
Sorry fella but between the two corrupt liars I prefer the one who knows what the hell is going on on any given day.

Ranger Sup Forums isn't going to like this thread Yogi...

>Says that while randomly declaring other anons to be corrupt liars
Really?

What? He was clearly calling Trump the corrupt liar.

Are you taking proverbs literally again user?

Sup Forums will not survive this November.
No matter what the result is, this board has caught the frog-followers ire.

If these are the kinds of idiots against him, then he can't possibly lose

No what's funny is that you seem to be hopelessly misinformed

>his campaign's total failure to raise any funds.
>The entire point of his campaign is he's spending his own money
B-but guys, t-trump hasn't gotten 500 billion trillion dollars from goldman sachs.

Yeah no shit Trumps campaign is in debt, it's in debt to DONALD FUCKING TRUMP.

That's the way he's been funding from day one, every time he needs money he writes himself a loan for whoever much he needs.

These are the same people who thought Jeb's 100 Million War-Chest guaranteed the nomination.

Money doesn't mean shit if you don't know how to spend it.

Oh please. Trump supported the invasion of Iraq too, he just pretended he didn't.

politico.com/story/2016/02/donald-trump-iraq-war-219471

Better a mildly corrupt liar than a completely deranged one.

Hey mods
You know how you ban anyone who says anything remotely political and non SJW and scream no Sup Forums in Sup Forums.(even though comics are becoming more and more political)
why is this thread still up and no one banned?

Because the fact that C&H predicted it is relevant to the C&H fandom?

Just you wait, as soon as the convention hits we're gonna see a GUAC SURGE! I am now a #Jebhead.

Why are the paid Hillary shills wasting their time on Sup Forums?
there are like 20 people who use Sup Forums and most of them are leftist retards anyway

"GUAC SURGE"?

I didn't say anything about debt, I'm talking about the lack of financial support he's getting from anyone other than himself.

He asks for money and people don't care enough to fork it over. That's WHY he's in "debt to himself".

Go to bed, Frank.

>He asks for money
Except, he hasn't.

I think he's a walking joke, but he's knows how to say what people want to hear and even people who don't like him pay attention when he speaks. A huge number of people trust him to run a world-leading nation despite his extremely checkered financial past. He's charismatic, whether or not you personally care for him.

Wrong. Dude is sending out so many fundraising emails that even foreigners are getting them.
cnet.com/news/trump-spams-foreign-politicians-with-fundraising-emails/
The man also constantly whines about the lack of support he gets from other Republicans. Which, yes, includes financial support.

I don't know why you'd defend a candidate you don't know anything about. Memes aren't worth it.

>extremely checkered

How so?

That's money for the Republican party, not him.

Are you really trying to play semantics user.
>It's not for Trump, it's for the Republican nominee written by Trump's daughter
Reminder that Trump's budget is so low because his campaigners- like you- do it FOR FREE

This one can apply to Hillary as well.

Are you fucking stupid or do you honestly not know the difference?
One of the requirements for running in the GOP race at all is campaigning for GOP donations.
If we didn't do what he's doing they'd kick him out of the party you fucking mong.

Frank Miller? As in, same one involved in 300?

>like you

I'm a shitposter on Sup Forums m8, nothing more.

vanityfair.com/news/2015/06/donald-trump-companies-bankruptcy-atlantic-city

Yep.

>One of the requirements for running in the GOP race at all is campaigning for GOP donations.
And he's bad at it.
He can't raise money. He is toxic to his party's brand.
Keep deflecting though, I'm sure Trump appreciates all the money he saved since you volunteered your shilling for him.

Out of 500+ businesses, a few of his casinos go into chapter 11 bankruptcy, and this is "extremely checkered"? Fucking chapter 11 is just a restructuring not a complete sell off or liquidation. Is this all liberals have? What a joke.

>he's still doing it
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Please so me a report that the GOP isn't raising funds, not Trumps campaign THE FUCKING GOP

>not Trumps campaign
But that's what we're talking about.

Not like it matters, you're not going to see any of that money Trump is failing to raise. You're doing this at no cost to him, remember?

He raised 11 million dollars in 2 days from 6/21 to 6/23. I can only imagine he's raised more since then, that's pretty good.

OK yeah Frank Miller is insane

>libertarian
>voting for MORE government and LESS individual liberties

>But that's what we're talking about.
So again
GUYS TRUMP IS POOR AND CAN'T RAISE MONEY
IT TOTALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM SELF FUNDING AND NOT ASKING FOR MONEY I SWEAR

Jeb memes from the primary. The primary season was an incredibly fun time on Sup Forums. Krispy Kreme, El Rato, #JebHeads, and I forget the one for Kasich. Sleepy doctor too, can't forget him. Now that it's just him and Hillary it's just not as fun.

There was some thing about Kasich being a food critic/gourmand that I never did quite get.

He eats like a hog at a trough, it's really quite disgusting.

If he votes Gary Johnson, and Trump gets elected, he'll have been part of the problem.

I'd love to see this "first past the post" crap scrapped, but in the meantime, you need to settle for the lesser of two evils.

Even Trump's appeal has a butthurt basement dweller's meme candidate of choice is dying out because of how retarded and obnoxious his supporters act.

Trump is a meme candidate and the meme is already on the verge of the death, if he lasted until November as a viable candidate he would be the most successful meme since Bane and Mr. Trump, I Baneposted. I knew Baneposters. Bane was a friend of mine. Mr. Trump, you're no Bane.

You think he's #FeelingtheJohnson?

Post more trump & hobbes
It seems to be upsetting the mememasters

Forgive me if I don't take political advice from Norman Osborne.

youtube.com/watch?v=NvAUEbnEVq4
How can you say he doesn't have charisma?

He has the charisma of a reality show star (which he is). I just can't believe anyone with even and ounce of forethought thinks this walking joke should be the leader of the free world.

>B-B-BUT HE SHOULDN'T BE PRESIDENT SINCE HE'S A JOKE
After Bush and Obama, that argument has zero fucking value

A reality show about entrepreneurialism that he made a ridiculous fortune off of. Bit of a difference between that and Real Housewives. That also ignores the billions of dollars worth of money he's made in the global real estate market. Congress called him to testify in the 90s when they were trying to unfuck their tax code and knew he would be able to help them out tremendously. Seems pretty qualified to me.

>Implying Stormin' Norman couldn't be the greatest president the world has ever seen

This argument is absolutely retarded. So (according to you) our last two presidents were jokes so our next should be too? Why not fix the problem then?

The business world is about how good you are at screwing everyone else over. The political world is about actual leadership.

>Why not fix the problem then?
With fucking who? Hillary is just another fucking puppet who is going to prison if she loses the election, Gary Johnson is an open borders moron and Jill Stein has no fucking chance
The entire election is a shitshow, I'm going with Trump because at least I agree with his tax plan

>The political world is about actual leadership.

Could've fooled me.

Did you copy this narrative off of his official website?

washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/02/29/the-myth-and-the-reality-of-donald-trumps-business-empire/

Didn't that happen in Dark Reign, and everything went to shit?

HE DOESN'T NEED THE MONEY SENPAITACHI

>washington post

Scandinavia pulls it off. American voters just need to get their shit together.

>Dismisses the source
>Doesn't state what about the source warrants being dismissive of it

Clinton Mk. I wasn't exactly a paragon of dignity and ethics either.

youtube.com/watch?v=ikZEio9pet4

Wow, nations of a near totally homogenous population of white people, with populations around 5 million have an easier time than the US, I'm shocked by this. Sweden is going down in flames, so I don't think scandi countries are all that great either.

You do realize that "open borders" are what allow jobs to be done for less money than it would cost to hire someone born in the USA, right?

If that means you're out of a job, push for more mandatory severance pay, but don't stifle the competition.

>white people

Oh, right, I forgot this is Sup Forums, where they blame nonwhites for everything.

Okay then, what about Toronto? Loads of black people, loads of Arabs, loads of Asians, all in the same town, in a big-government country called Canada. You want to tell me they aren't doing a good job?

Great post! This sums up pretty well why your candidate will receive at most 20 electoral votes.

The old comic strip this reminds me of is actually Bloom County, where Donald Trump's brain was implanted into a cat's body and he was a recurring character.

>if you lose your job to Paco because employers can pay him half of what they pay you by immorally taking advantage of his illegal status, that means you personally were not as competitive as him!
OR
>if your factory that you work at gets shut down and moved overseas because they can take advantage of that countries shit labor laws and pay Chang pennies on the dollar compared to you, you just weren't competitve enough!

And the suggestion is to ask for more severance pay. Jesus Christ how fucking retarded.

Have any actual rebuttal to the suggestion?

My rebuttal was saying open borders is a retarded idea and illustrated two examples why, you idiot.

The economic outlook of Canada has shrunk significantly in 2016 with a GDP growth forecast of only 1%, the Canadian dollar has tumbled in value, and the commodities exports have slowed. Canada is not doing well and by extension neither is Toronto.

>Donald Trump is bad
Think about the people who say that

Is Bill Watterson feeling the Bern?

Why are you posting a bad edit?
politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/nov/23/donald-trump/trump-tweet-blacks-white-homicide-victims/
>None of the numbers are supported by official sources. The figures on black-on-white homicides and white-on-white homicides are wildly inaccurate. And, as several news organizations quickly noted, the "Crime Statistics Bureau" doesn’t exist. We looked for that agency as well and the closest we found in San Francisco were a number of crime scene clean-up services.

The worst bit is that people will blindly believe your shitty edited screenshot.

The reason they'll blindly believe bad screenshot edits is simple.

IT'S A CAMPAIGN BUILT ON MEMES

THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>mfw the Sup Forumsmbler meme rings true

Is this a shocker?

The mods of that Trump subreddit (which is the largest collection of Trump supporters on the internet at 170,000 users) now spend their days doctoring fake screencaps to make it look like their enemy subreddits advocate genocide.

Trump supporters are the most retarded people in America, as this thread proves.

That's genuinely pathetic.

Oh well, here's something for a laugh:

>politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/

I think that top spot belongs to Hillary supporters.

Don't you have some more screenshots to poorly edit?

"Open borders" aren't what cause companies to ship jobs overseas. Blame that one on a lack of global-scale worker protections.

The only remotely applicable example is the first one; the worker who chose to cross the border and chose to accept the job may be a victim in the sense of being underpaid, but if so the answer isn't to dehumanize them but to empower them to stand up for themselves.

And to whatever extent those fired to make way for them are victims, it's more pragmatic to ask for more severance pay to tide them over until they find another job than to keep working for an employer who would fire them if they could.

That's ridiculously unfair to Calvin. He's prone to empathy and introspection at least as much as he is to thoughtlessness and rudeness.

They don't hold a candle to the Bernouts.

>politifact

usnews.com/opinion/blogs/peter-roff/2013/05/28/study-finds-fact-checkers-biased-against-republicans

Wow, what a credible source. There are websites dedicated solely to showing how biased Politifact is, it's not even a secret at this point.

Fuck no, that goes to Berniefags
>Bankrupt themselves trying to fund Bernie's failure of a campaign
>Meanwhile Trump wins GOP Nomination with record high voter count while managing to have a low budget thanks to Press giving him free publicity
>Then Bernie, after spending months shitting on how corrupt Hillary is, says that he'll vote for her in the elections also no refunds
>W-W-WELL TRUMP IS STILL WORSE

I was caught between voting for Mickey Mouse or Prince this year.

But there is a certain appeal to voting for Bane (VP, Bill Wilson)

>opinions / blog
>fact checkers biased against republicans

Literally can't make this up

>W-W-WELL TRUMP IS STILL WORSE
because he is
Bernie still hasn't endorsed Hillary, most republicans aren't going to vote for trump, but that doesn't mean that they back hillary

>Canadian dollar has tumbled in value

You do realize this has potential to actually benefit the manufacturing sector, right? The rise in the loonie's value was what killed the manufacturing sector in the first place. Just because factories don't spring up overnight doesn't mean all of economics was wrong.

And sure, there may be some Canadians who happen to be disadvantaged by this... just as the manufacturing sector was disadvantaged by the opposite... but if you're to blame Arabs for that, blame the ones in OPEC, not Toronto.

And if oil workers' jobs hadn't been taken by OPEC, they'd have been taken by some electrical engineer who designed a better solar cell. Canada will adapt. It always has.

WE GOT A LIVE ONE, FOLKS!

>Sup Forums in charge of understanding the US election
>Sup Forums in charge of listening to unbiased sources
>Sup Forums in charge of following the money behind media outlets to see who is backing who and why
>Sup Forums in charge of knowing key recurring characters of Stone and Paul "put their wives in the wall" Manafort
>Sup Forums in charge of meme magic
>Sup Forums in charge of knowing the background and proper rituals to summon KEK
>Sup Forums in charge of knowing the Trump curse
>Sup Forums in charge of winning not whining
>Sup Forums in charge of not being the most infested anti-Sup Forums board
>Sup Forums in charge of not falling for blatant and shallow 24/7 media shitstorm for the one guy who may be the door out of this horrible broken machine that is bleeding to death

I bet you faggots don't even read Scott Adams blogs, how can you write about the election if you don't even understand the obscene levels of lore behind it?

So it's ok for someone to be fired at a moments notice because someone else will do the job for less pay despite not legally being able to work in a country? You seem to live in a fantasy world where individual employees have any leverage whatsoever to ask for better severance packages. Open borders does nothing for a nation's employees except to provide their employers a convenient excuse to replace them. Not to mention any sort of social safety net like unemployment or veteran's benefits would completely collapse under the weight of so many poor people paying at the lowest tax bracket (if at all) who would presumably move out of a shitty country to a wealthy one (i.e. Mexico to the US).