Tonight we'll spend five minutes talking to some B-list celebrity

>Tonight we'll spend five minutes talking to some B-list celebrity
>But first look what Donald Trump did today

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What's your endgame with this thread?
To let everyone know how triggered you are?

>fallon w/o a drink in his hand

who are they trying to kid

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

He kept drinking his as soon as they filled it

umad?

Finding conservatives on TV is like playing Where's Waldo

you leave Conan out of this.

I didn't make the thread.

Conan is okay. Everyone else is absolute cancer.

Trump does or says something stupid or untrue every day so why not cover it?

d-don't make fun of daddy

t. drumpfcucks

I'm surprised Trumpers don't praise Trump's ability to generate so much money for television. Just another win for the Donald

CHOOSE TWO TO PROTECT YOU. THE OTHERS ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

I think you are very mad. That's why you keep crying in threads any time your hero gets mocked.

Because only your tiny group of lunatic lefty followers thinks that, Stephen.

Because HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT HE'S NOT 100% LITERALLY PERFECT, I DON'T KNOW WHY I BELIEVE THIS BUT I DO, UH.....LIBRUL!

Like teenage girls fawning over Bieber or something, except it's a fat old crooked guy with a bad haircut. It's laughable.

Trevor Noah and Larry Wilmore to protect me. They're black, so the other ones won't want to kill me and risk killing an innocent black man with their white privilege.

Colbert in 'two scoops' mode and Conan after playing a jrpg

Conan and Trevor Noah are the only right answers.

Now here is our segment on guns. Which we heavily edited to make gun owners all look like dumb racist violent hicks.

>Colbert in 'two scoops' mode
youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

Fallon and Conan because Fallon is /ourguy/ and Conan because he is one of the few i find funny.

Kimmel and Fallon

t. reddit

Reddit, home of the_donald, his biggest fanbase and where he did an AMA?

That's right, Trump IS reddit.

Whom is 4th from the left with the juice box?

which segment was this?

I think you do that yourself just fine.

>honest critique
>non-stop hateful diatribe
Theres a difference

Is there a more oversensitive, whiny, thin skinned and victim complex laden people in the world than American conservatives?

They will rush to scream "reddit" and "lefty" for saying that, because they know it's true.

The British, poor man's version of Jimmy Fallon. He took Craig Ferguson's old time slot.

whose that white nigger with the juicebox?

>t. reddit lefty

Craig Fucking Ferguson is all you need

Yes, non-stop hateful diatribe is what Sup Forums engages in daily, while claiming any criticism whatsoever of Trump is fake or biased automatically.

>outing yourself as a redditor

all of them ever, since sandy hook at least.

or the cherry pick guests. to find that ex military gun owner republican. who says people don't need to own anything more than a bolt action rifle and a pump shotgun.

bill maher admits to owning 2 pistols at least. which has because it is too easy for other people to get guns. he wants the government to take everyone else's guns first. before he gives up his.

also home of /r/esist, /r/MarchAgainstTrump,/r/NeverTrump, /r/notmypresident.
what did you mean by this?

these are the worst people, can't believe americans fall for this shit. so stupid.

Fallon has a drinking problem

What's the population of all those vs the_donald?

Trump literally trolls with tweets, its not funny or new, you can literally go back 6 years on his twitter page and see that hes been making the exact same kind of tweets forever.

The only reason the (((liberal))) media "comedy" shows cover this is not because Trump tweeting for the ten thousandth time is funny, but because they're purely anti-trump propaganda.

>Sup Forums is an accurate depiction of American conservatism

>can't believe americans fall for this shit.
>They have TRUMP as president

Maher at leasts allows for opposing views. It's solid debate.

I cringed during his "big talk" with Ice Cube when he said Maher sounded like a Redneck Trucker and and about all the meta pain black people feel when mean words are spoken. I actually wish Ii could have been there to say"And the best way to deal with a redneck trucker is to Snatch eem out his truck,hiddim wit a brick and star dancin,yeeeeeeeee! Right Cube? That's how a Natural Born Killa would do it."

But I wept and prepped the bull instead pretending I liked it when he slapped me in the face and my wife laughed.

He doesn't troll. He's just stupid.
When you realize that you'll understand him a lot better.

Puny.

Yes, it most certainly is. The only difference is they dispense with the dog whistles.

We dont. Only a shrinking number of brainwashed socialists. All these shows ratings are in the garbage aside from Fallon

How did you fall so low in life?

I'm a Democrat and I wish these people would just stop, especially Creepy Colbert.

The entire might of the MSM and all of Hollywood couldn't meme Hillary Clinton into office. And now they're just shoveling dirt on the grave of the DNC. They don't even realize what they're doing. They're just running on autopilot.

A wise man once said "it's not our job to confront bad ideas, but rather to create good ideas. Otherwise you just wind up playing loyal opposition to your enemy." Basically you're defined by the actions of your enemy.

That's what happens in every single one of these types of threads. There's always some extreme left nit wit who has to white knight for our party. Stop it. You're not helping you fucking jackass. You only make things worse.

Blacks,gays,feminists and vegans for some reason...

But,you don't see conservatives trying to brutalize people to keep them from talking because "words hurt." do you,tough guy?

My question is what's up with this phony Sup Forums created image of Trump as this super witty, smart and calm guy who's always being smug and trolling?

Have they ever actually seen Trump? All he does is get angry and say stupid shit in a retarded way like he never learned English properly, and whine, whine, whine about everything. He never stops bitching like a little pussy about how mean everyone else is to him, and lying about everything. That's not cool, or smart, that's a manbaby.

It seems like the Sup Forums browsing members of this board think Trump is like those little cartoons and image macros they make, where he's this cool, calculating guy always trolling da libruls. That's the version they think is in reality. It's really weird because it doesn't resemble the real guy at all.

Don't reply to redditors, just report and ignore.

His show was the best,it just needed better guests.

Happy Holidays.

>trump-esque nicknames like "creepy colbert"
>says "msm"
>omg she lost get over it guise
yup, what a totally genuine and convincing liberal democrat you definitely are

You really just make up whatever version of reality makes you feel better don't you?

beat me to it

How many people were maced or beaten for saying Happy Holidays?

You are an incredibly butt hurt extreme leftist and you're doing nothing to help our party. Go help your Queen Hillary to wipe her ass. I'm sure she can use a hand.

tbf maher shits hard on democrats and muslims too and berates his audience when they go full sjw about something.

i mis u craig

>as a black man....

drumpfcucks pls go

This is you.

If you look at people like this and don't immediately think that these people are hurting the cause then you might as well be voting for Trump. Clearly, you're a fucking imbecile.

Looks like a bottle was shooped out

Succinctly demonstrated like clockwork.

the dude doesn't like shitty talk show hosts with their shitty overused jokes

>reeeeeeeee he's a righty in disguise

literally off yourself, you're part of the problem

Absolutely no reasonable counter argument. Pathetic. This is why we lost. Because of people like you.

Every single time someone reasonably said "hey, Hillary Clinton is an evil person with a lot of negative baggage. She's going to hurt our party." You ran to her defense like the pathetic little beta orbiters that you are.

that is because they hurt the cause and cause reactionary movements in the right.

he would prefer it if left of center moderate democrats got the attention. so they can slowly slide america into being a no fun allowed nanny state like europe.

>le Sup Forums ess jay dubyou maymay
Do you even go outside? You know most people aren't like this right?

Do you think people actually fall for your ploy or something?

These people should be slobbering Trump cock for saving their careers. The ratings for late night talk shows was dive bombing and most of these losers were about to get canceled before Trump won

Sup Forums tards never leave their house, they sit in front of their PC and make up their own reality to live in

yeah that was maximum cringe virtue signalling from a guy who talked about killing cops/fuck whitey in the 90s. i think ice cube just felt obligated to say something.

t. reddit

reddit, home of Trump's biggest fanbase, the_donald?

jesus christ what the fucking hell are you on about, i'm not even a yank burger but you're completely addled in mongfoolery if you think stephen colbert going "2 SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS" helps in the slightest

Democrat here again with some advice for you Trumpers.

You want to keep Trump in the White House for the next 8 years? Then just go online and pretend to be an extreme left Democrat. These fuckers don't even realize the damage they're doing to our party. Look at the dumb cunts in this very thread.

Go online and play up identity politics. Claim that only whites can be racists. Beat the drum of extreme feminism. Talk about how you love transgender children. Cry about open borders and accepting refugees. Keep crying about how Clinton "won" the popular vote. Keep pushing the crazy Russia conspiracy theories

All any of this is doing is alienating potential DNC voters. It's just pushing people away from, and in some cases, out of the party.

He does troll, masterfully at times. Go look at his recent tweet about Pelosi and Schumer for instance.

I truly believe that you are complete and total imbecile.

t. reddit

reddit, home of Trump's biggest fanbase, the_donald?

The Reddit meme needs to end. Here's why

SEO user already proved there is a 95% cross over rate in the user base of both Sup Forums and Reddit

So you pathetic faggots are ALL REDDIT.

that's why i respect him. he brings the opposition on his show and actually talks to them. people wanna talk about how trump supporters are killing the republican party, but the far left democrats have arguably killed the party, buried it, and are in the process of digging up and raping the decomposing body.

t. reddit

Aww what's the matter fucktard Dems? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU CAME FOR?

Fucking cowards. You destroyed our party you pathetic fucking cunts.

You seem to know a lot about Reddit. Clearly because you spend so much time there.

>he brings the opposition on his show
Unlike Sup Forums or the_donald, which literally bans any dissenting opinions or stories

>hurrrrrrrr trump is dummm durrrr

... and yet he outsmarted the entirety of the democrat party and defeated them easily in the most important election of the last 50 years

What's the matter CTR / Share Blue? Don't want to play any more after reading this sensible post?

Here's another bump and a reminder of the damage you have done to our party.

thedailybeast.com/dems-to-david-brock-stop-helping-you-are-killing-us

>Have they ever actually seen Trump?
Have you?

>he
Yeah dude, he did that. Totally. Himself.

This. My only concern is that they'll eventually figure this out.

t. reddit

>Jews aren't working with terr-

Photo evidence right here

Yes, I have, that's why I just described how he actually acts.