Marathon the first six minutes of a kino

>marathon the first six minutes of a kino
>tab out and check the wiki article, read the entire plot summary
>go back to the movie
>it's boring and I lose interest
Why are movies so predictable these days?

reading the plot on wikipedia and spoiling the entire film then still being able to enjoy it is the ultimate test of a good movie.

Literally stopped watching films a year ago, never felt better in my life

Yea, movies are shit.

Films are ok tho.

Just watch at x2 retard.

>read plot summary
>movies so predictable
look at mister badass psychic over here

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>2017
>watching films
Do people still do this? They release the audiobook for a reason

B A S E D
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smart frogposter

>watch first 10 mins of moving image
>check the movie's wiki for soundtrack cd song listing
>no party rockers in the house tonight
dropped.

>start kino
>go taking a shit
>come back after an hour
>kino doesn't make any sense

kino these days sucks.

Actually, I am intimately acquainted with this sensation. I lose interest or become inpatient. Storytelling is a lost art anymore.

>start movie
>leave home for 12 years
>someone spoils the movie for me 6 years in
>get back to movie
>boring as hell
all so fucking predictable

this

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>marathon
>6 mins
stop being alive

>look up plot of movie on wikipedia before watching because I enjoy knowing what'll happen before it happens on screen

>ending of movie was confusing
>search "[movie title] ending explained"

>start watching a flick
>get board after 10 minutes and jack it to anal porn instead

What sort of a board do you use? I've been thinking about changing my routine

I do the exact opposite. I ignore as much as I can about new movies up until the moment I'm in the theater seat. Fucking trailers ruin everything man.

literally me

why do i even keep coming to this website

>pepe
bump

for the party rockers in the house tonight

Isaiah?