Kids in general have always been retarded. Real question is, why were the parents dumb enough to let him have access to pay per view
Landon Morgan
Kids were always retarded, it's just your terrible self esteem focusing on it to feel better now
Brayden Brooks
>Paying for porn when you have the Internet I hope that kid gets cancer.
Brayden Sullivan
Welp, leaving her credit card within reach of Timmy the Retard was her biggest mistake. Or, if she had it saved on a website to make "your next purchase easier :^)" is also A BAD IDEA.
Kids don't understand money and the jews LIKE it that way, so they can make it easier to keep selling them dozens of those 99 cent pay to win microtransactions in CURRENT_YEAR POPULAR_MOBILE_GAME.
Jackson Davis
yes dear, it was our son :^)
Hudson Martin
Does it piss anyone else off that 73 times 5.99 isn't $789.00?
Christian Edwards
>73 movies >that's like 2 movies a day for a month >3 hours worth of porn >neither of the parents knew
Jayden Myers
Maybe she was 2-3 months behind on her bill as well.
Samuel Mitchell
yup my first thought was to calculate all that and it on;y makes $437.27
Logan Jones
Cable is probably already $100+, and they probably watched movies and other shit too. UFC/Boxing or whatever PPV is like another $50 per fight.
Asher Brown
Your bill isn't $352?
Luis Rivera
>paying for porn
Zachary Young
The fuck is cable
Isaiah Richardson
Australians coming in hot with the fresh shitpost
Jack Gray
>muh kids these days
the ancient greeks were arguing about the same goddamn shit
Henry Kelly
Turkroach, are you self conscious of being a turkroach, so you want to feel better by trash talking?
Chase Perry
And look what happened to them.
>We must accept the Germanic refugees who have been displaced by the imperialist mongol hoards! All of them right now! They will assimilate don't be so silly.
>Adrianople
Dylan Turner
>Having on-demand >Having cable
for what purpose?
Anthony Phillips
holy shit it escaped
Easton Lee
Main reason: Idiot parents Enabler: America
How can anyone unironically pay more than 20 dollars for teh internets
Cooper Diaz
why did i laugh at this
Robert Cooper
No, just look at what they read. Kids could read the bible a hundred years ago. Now it's in comic book form.
Lucas Robinson
Before social media kids doing retarded shit was quietly and easily swept under the rug by their parents. Nowadays every asshole who knows about it will upload it to the internet for likes and e-fame.
The internet is directly responsible for kids turning into trans-furry tumblrtards, though.
Leo Kelly
I think children are UNDERexposed. It used to be normal for kids to see their parents having sex, they would take family baths, watch people use the toilet as well as general day to day things like cooking, fishing, fighting, hunting, building and everything else.
These days though children are kept in sterile environments wrapped up in cotton wool with nothing but a plastic screen to teach them about life and the mysteries of human nature.
Dylan Young
he probably bought like 40 of them in one day, blew 10 minutes into the first then closed all the tabs
Colton Peterson
I bet it was the father blaming the kid.
Wyatt Brown
the action bible is one of my favorite books
Jacob Hall
>Not getting a comfy Russian Sup Forums stream where people spam "KILL ALL NIGGERS" and "MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI" over the screen
Justin Cox
This pretty much. Then kids escape from their sheltered environment, don't understand anything and go crazy and people wonder why. There are appropriate things for children to learn at appropriate ages, but it's the duty of parent to help guide their children observe their maturity and to help them understand things.
Caleb Murphy
Always have been, always will be if they're allowed to.
The thing is you only recognise how stupid youth are as you age yourself and learn from past mistakes. Don't bother thinking about it too much, they'll likely work themselves out of they aren't enabled their entire lives.
Christopher Young
This is usually bullshit. I remember my ISP claiming we'd signed up for the "adult package" and expected payment for premium services. We just changed provider and told them to shove it. How the fuck do you order porn through your ISP? It's just a scam.
Ian Bailey
>kids these days You aren't old enough to remember kids wasting money on 900 numbers are you?
Carson Morales
Kids have litterly always been retarded may have something to do with the older you are the more experience you have in fact I would argue kids get smarter every generation. The difference is kids have access to more ways to do dumb things and their idocracy can be seen by the world due to the internet. Ask your dad or granddad if they ever did stupid crap when they were young my dad did a hell of alot of crap but no one knows because no one had anyway to distribute the info back then.
Camden James
>these days Kids have always been retarded.
Aaron Ortiz
>paying for porn
What is this 1995?
Austin Peterson
Kek we've all been there
Jayden King
>buying porn in the age of the internet Newfag
Ayden Brooks
I am pretty self conscious about it, but looking at you makes me feel better about myself ;)
Zachary Gray
Because parents nowdays thinks it's everyone else except the parent duty to make sure their kids behave.
Alexander Myers
How did you get this picture of me?
Fuck.
Anthony Foster
>tfw I have seven kids
They are all under ten and nothing that awful has happened yet, knock on wood though I guess. I think kids have always been retarded though. You just get the biggest retards because the normal ones are the norm.
Andrew Ross
shit in the water no dads to beat them giving them smartphones at age 6 the jews
Joseph Ward
Tfw ready to blow load Tfw you jump to the perfect scene Tfw video buffers and you finish while staring at your own reflection
Daniel Thompson
>Real question is, why were the parents dumb enough to let him have access to pay per view this.
parents nowadays are brain dead because their parents failed too.
its just a cascading failure.
Adam Reed
73*6 = 438
What was the other $300 for? Fucking cable company shill.
Ian Lewis
Pics of yourself as a child pl0x. I wanna see how similar you actually are.
Anthony Rodriguez
$789 cable bill
73*5.99=437.97 :son's porn bill
Which leaves $351.03 :still a ridiculously high cable bill - or is she just pissed the kid is spending more on porn than she is?
Jace Sanchez
I did the same thing. My mom talked to me and it was so embarrassing
Fuuuu this looks like me when I was 6. Except they caught my face the second the joy hit 200% I love you grandma and I miss you. That was a majority of us. Nigger he'd have to probably drive to his mom's house and grab the Poloroid out of the album to upload it to here. Don't worry pal. >Dad busts into room when I was 17 >Wtf is this user? >Tosses a phone bill with over a grand in charges to phone sex hotlines >Your brother said you've been calling these >Tosses my mag collection down as well >Deny all knowledge >Dad calls customer support and throws it on speaker phone. >Brother is 99% shithead and has tried to frame me and shit before. But dimwitted as fuck. I hadn't put it together yet. >Customer support says the caller identified as Jimmy and were made atsuch and such time >I point out I was at work. >Going back and forward between dad and customer support. >Customer support then states they record all conversations and they can play it if they'd like. >Brother is on other side of the house and slips out the back door cause he knows he's gonna be had then. >Dad thinks he's fucking got me >I'm indignant as fuck and yeah go for it >Boom there it is >You can tell my brother and I apart completely by voice >He literally sounds dimwitted >Talks much slower >Pauses in between things for a second in conversations to process what's going on >Being the faggot that he is he runs off and stays with his mom for like a year. His mom then defends his shithead behavior >Dad apologizes for jumping the gun >Remind him he's pulled numerous shenanigans like that and been caught. >Dad lols and says there goes his bday and Xmas this year. >Gives me back my mags >Tells me if I beat it to nut in a paper towel cause he doesn't want my nut rags in his laundry >Then adds not in the shower either >Tells me I need to be fucking my girlfriend >Remind him it's hard to do cause can't at her place and can't here. >Tells me to hurry up and buy a car
Colton Rodriguez
can you upload it to dailymotion, it's blocked in my country ;(