Can Sup Forums redpill me on noble gases?

Can Sup Forums redpill me on noble gases?

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Thought this was a list of your preferred pronouns for a sec there

Xenon a shit

Q: what's the difference between a large pizza and a noble gas?
A: a large pizza can feed a family of four

not so noble after all, huh?

>large pizza feeds 4
You're not really a American are you?

>What's the difference between a 15 piece meal, potato and macaroni for the salads, 2 medium pizzas one cheese one pepperoni, large side of gravy and 2 2 litRES of Pepsi.
>(You catching your breath)
>And a noble gas?
>Noble gas isnt tasty

Fucking Dillweed this belongs on the science board not here. Too much vodka?

We're gonna run out of Helium soon.

>large pizza
>feeding 4

???

>We're gonna run out of Helium soon.

Obama has decided to let China capture the helium market and jack the price way way up.

So much for maintaining our strategic reserve.

pro tip: they used to be called the Inert Gasses

They're the NEETs of the chemical world

>Canadian audience

A: a large pizza can feed a bear and his power bottom twink, with enough left over to sustain the gimp in the shed

Most Aryan of all who will never element-mix with anyone, becomming into filthy degenrate compounds.

I guess you can use all of them to gas kikes
That's all they need to be good for really

>Two slices of pizza each
What is this an elementary school pizza party for sending in the most box tops?

Xenon gets you high as fuck and makes you sound like satan

Thats about it i think

Well done leaf, well done.

>will never element mix with anyone

Why lie?

There are degenerates in any group, but they're highly unstable.

Fucking xenon just had to ruin everything

Redpill me about suicide via helium Sup Forums.

kek

Your body isn't adapted to recognize helium in the air like it would carbon dioxide. Your lungs fill with helium and you pass out. Best way to die.

How much helium is needed in order to do that?

>implying this isn't cooler
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

No idea. Generally you get a bag and fill it with the stuff. Nitrogen is better apparently.
Just google suicide bag.

Kek. That's brilliant.

I already did it. I wondered if some user knew something more, i.e. knew someone who actually did it or is planning to do it himself.

If someone had already done it they wouldn't be able to post here.

I meant knowing someone irl that died this way.

I did it, it worked great, but there's no way I'm actually him because there's no way I'd survive that

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Nothing can resist the element of Sup Forums

fluorine, the most reactionary element

My farts are a noble gases

chemical symbol Frt

xenon could probably be used as a recreational drug, since it can be used as an anaesthetic.