Jew Thread

I'm Jewish, ask me anything

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so am I, rare Sephardic jew. ask me anything

Why?

Whats your favorite brand of oven?

What is the easiest way to make money?

Half-Jew here. Shalom lads

Do the jews fear us the samurais?

Been to any good camps lately?

How would your parents feel if you wanted to marry a non-Jew? What if they are Muslim?

>Hrvatski Židov
kako su tvoji preživeli NDH?

modern japanese people aren't samurai
no, not really
invest, invest, invest, baby! just kidding idk lmao
all are fine i guess
because
shalom brother

Proof or fuck off
Post Jew tattoo

nisu nas sve ubili valjda hahahaha

wtf? i love judaism now

wouldn't let it happen i guess, but i'm dating a jewish qt already so its ok

it is written in torah that stealing is bad

what mental gymnastics do you exercise when stealing from the goyim?

wtf i love ustaše now

Not OP, but It depends on how traditional you are I guess. Same could be said about Catholics, Mudslimes ect...

I'm dating a jewish girl anyway so doesn't really matter to me.

six gorillion

Kako si Hrvat ali isto Jevjerin?

Croatia still has Jews?

malo nas je ali nas ima, dijasporo

>is a croat
>is a jew
oh you poor soul

a little, yeah. we're everywhere

I'm a Freemason ask me anybolkn

Could you please crawl back in to the oven?

>implying you aquafreshers didn't love Judaism before.

i'd prefer not, goy

>I'm Jewish
sorry to hear that
why do the kike want to destroy the west?

Ever tipped a bum?

reform jew here. What kind are you?

We don't. This is a fantasy you've imagined so that you don't have to face the harsh truth that European culture has become degenerate and self-hating on its own.

Does every Jew want to destroy everything or just a certain "sect".

No jew tactics are tricks please, real answer and i'll give you a shiny shekel.

Why haven't you made aliyah and gotten out of your slavic faggot country?

im fairly orthodox, been to israel two times

How did your family survive four years of Ustase and Nazis, 40 years of Communism, and 10 years of Civil War?

What's your secret?

Also, whose side did the Jews take during the Yugoslav Wars? Did they just side with their respective nationalities?

fuck that. We never get reform jews on Sup Forums .

Just the cucks.

i don't have a lot of money but once i do i'll get myself and my family to the promised land

Could you fuck off?

Also, thoughts on the Confederate flag/American Civil War?

>inb4 Croatian education is so bad you don't even know what it is.

contacts in a lot of different countries

Why do you lying kikes want multiculturalism for Europe but not for Israel?

Don't go there goyim.

haha i know what the civil war is, i think that every human should be able to display their own flag and about the civil war, i guess the CSA would get rid of it if they won also robert e lee was based

How do you feel about the Goyim and how they are constantly flooding the meme market with rare pepes?

youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM

Do you think jewish culture and upbringing plays a part in creating people like Soros, Moshe Kantor, Pinchas Goldschmidt and Barbara Spectre? (They all push multiculturalism and the muslim invasion.)

israel is the promised land

Do you know the Torah by heart?

How can I date beautiful israeli/jewish girls?

CHECKED

Austin, Tx. Guadalupe Blvd.

Drag rats are the worst. 50/50 chance this guy lives above or at the poverty line and has an apartment.

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i don't think so, no, they are just crooked people who are where they are because of money

They think every white man is personally responsible for the hollycaust.

be a jew and get to israel

Jews in Slovenia:
1971: 72 jews
1981: 9 jews
1991: 199 jews
2002: 99 jews

So I guess my question is how do we exterminate the rest of you?

damn, yahwe is on my side today

can i do the Ethan of h3h3 fame method and visit a "concentration camp" and look for my uninterested/bored with the tour kikefu?

A U T H E N T I C R A R E F L A G

Do you carry a bag with gold with you at all times?

Are non Jew's allowed in? If not is it easy to spot an impostor?

Well I'm no Jew. Is there anyway I can date beautiful Jewish girls?

timesofisrael.com/south-tel-aviv-is-south-sudan-now/

Cucks are cucks, wherever they are. The sooner you learn this and stop fantasizing about a Jewish conspiracy that you can blame, the sooner you'll fix the problem.

sure, ethan is a prime example

if they fall in love with you, i guess but most israeli parents are pretty orthodox

How does one increase their Jewish population 22.1 times it's original size in a decade?

There is no money in multiculturalism, not for them. Long term it could enable their descendants to buy Europe for pennies on the dollar I guess ... but it would be filled with arabs, so that would be all it was worth.

haha, it's easy to spot a non-jew but yeah they are allowed in

Not likely. Unlike other white women, Jewish women are pretty fiercely endogamous. Not sure if it's genetic or what, but it's hard to find a Jewish girl who would be down to sleep with a goy.

Why?

hello

By tricks and deceiving I guess??

aw yissss. One of those soft spoken, sweet hearted, conservative acting godesses WON'T be thrown down the well, I can promise this.

Did your family remove kebab/Serb in the 90s?

dude he's not just going to give up the jewgeld that easily.

that's true

You keep pushin the multiculti bs, moshe

What if I were to assassinate a Jew, steal his clothes, chop off his Hebrew scruff and epoxy it t o my skin, would you be convinced then?

>Unlike other white women
>White

Nice try sand nigger

no

How easy is it to spot a Bosnian Muslim?

i-i guess.. you're starting to scare me, goy

easy as fuck

Wew lad

I hate that shit. You just need to stop living in fantasyland and realize that all that shit is in Israel, too. The problem is cucks, not Jews.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Israel_Fund

What do you think about Indians?

genocide is alright when jews do it

I see. Well, I have six more years till attain wizardom. After 30, I'll be single then. Thanks my jewish friends.

Which was never as bad as they make it out to e.
It was closer to 600,000 Jews in the entire WW2 era, and the "holocaust of thee suffering of 6,000,000 Jews" began in 1916 iirc with the whole fundraising and starvation and it began in Russia then migrated to South-Eastern Europe

i will kill jews in the name of caliphate

l just wanna know because my boss is like super jewish and when l see him l can always hear the clinking of coins. I NEED TO KNOW.

>be me
>have uncle in a recon unit who freed two dozen Jewish prisoners locked in a train car after the Germans abandoned it in a forest some hours earlier
>He was an unrepentant white supremacist his entire life. Although he thought Krauts were "lower than niggers" (his words) and liked Israelis/non-cucked Jews.

Thank you

nice

Are you ethnically Croatian?

Lying through your teeth again, Schmuel.

>The problem is cucks, not Jews

That sounds exactly like something a dirty Jew would say.

croat ran away

What were they doing? Secretly selling arms to both sides or some other usual form of Jewish swindling?

OK buddy

Baruch atah adonai ?