ITT: We predict Trump's responses to debate questions

ITT: We predict Trump's responses to debate questions.

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He's unpredictable though

>only rosie odonnel

who coulda expected that

>Mr. Trump, what specific policy proposals would you try to pass if you were elected?
>Make Mexico pay for the wall and make America great again.

Hillary have you taken your seizure pills?

Hillary's answer:

MORE MUSLIMS AND MEXICANS MAKE AMERICA HOLE

>moderator: pitches detailed foreign policy question
>trump: *5 minutes of silent blinking*

EXCUSE ME
LET ME TALK
QUIET

>it's gonna be beautiful folks
I'm still 100% for trump but he has to have some Italian in him to use his hands that much

How will you make the country great again?

>"You know folks I build great things, I've built a tremendous company, I've created thousands of jobs and let me tell you, we're building that wall okay? We're building it... and believe me, crooked Hillary, and she's crooked folks, she doesn't want a wall! She wants to let ISIS into our country, she wants to let everyone in! Not if I'm president, believe me. So we're building the wall, mexico is going to pay for it, they will, they will. You know we've got a 50 billion trade deficit with Mexico, the wall will cost about $20 billion, believe me folks, they can pay for it and they will. People always say "Mr Trump, Mexico said they're not paying for the wall, how will you convince them?" and I say, look, I've been making deals all my life, I make the best deals, Mexico just haven't met with me yet but I can guarantee you if they do, I'll have them sending the money in an hour, believe me."

O-okay, thank you Mr. Trump.

Mr. Trump, would you repeal the NFA act if given the opportunity?

10/10

has Drumpf actually outlined ANY specific policy points? Apart from
>LAW N ORDER
>MUH WALL
?

He says he's gonna create jobs, and when asked how, he says he's just gonna do it.
Like, how can anyone take this guy seriously?
He is so obviously vapoware it's embarrassing.

the juicy part is when clinton will answer a question and trump will interrupt her and destroy her just like lyin' ted

EXCUSE ME
CROOKED, PLEASE
AS I WAS SAYING

>$0.05 has been deposited into your account

Nothing of substance, expressed at a 5th grade vocabulary level.

>has Drumpf actually outlined ANY specific policy points? Apart from

Cut everyones taxes, get rid of common core, re negotiate trade deals to where we're making money instead of losing money, tax companies that fire all their workers and try to leave the country, etc.

The only people asking these stupid questions haven't been listening to him.

Read that in his voice, truly amazing bantz

This is surprisingly accurate.

And everyone on Sup Forums will act like it's a historic speech when he says it.

>Say hi to Monica for me, okay Hillary?

>yfw he calls Hillary a cuck in front of an audience of 100 million people
>yfw he references her not being able to satisfy her husband

There is a 100% chance of at least one of these happening.

>is OP a faggot
>so here's the story folks: OP is a faggot, this I can tell you: he is a TREMENDOUS faggot. I've been making deals all my life and never once have I met a faggot as big as OP

>Mexico is not sending THEIR Best.
>We got drugs coming in and money going out of the country
>Make America Great Again!
Crooked Hillary cannot be allowed to be president.
>Hillary: *Seizures*

>moderator asks detailed question
LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL HANDS

>herpa derpa I'm orange I don't know what I'm talking about like umm mexico and walls

>"People, you can't rely on Hillary, you can't rely on her folks. Not even her husband could rely on her and that's why he cheated on her with another woman!"

>The only people asking these stupid questions haven't been listening to him.
actually I havent listened to anything he said prior to one week ago, and I thought he was just some right wing nazi douche.

then I started to listen to a few speeches of his, and only then did it dawn on me that he actually SAYS NOTHING.
he is charismatics, he says we should throw all mexicans/muslims out. I can see why he is popular

>Cut everyones taxes
let's focus on that one, because (apart from "IMMIGRANTS OUT"), this is pretty much the fucking definition of a populist statement.
How exactly, did he propose to cut everyone's taxes? Did he elaborate?

Please not that saying
>I will lower everyone's taxes
is just as vapid as saying
>I will create jobs for everyone

it's obviously something everyone wants. The interesting question is: how will you accomplish this?

With something HUUUUGE

Look at his hands. They're made for HUUUGE things.

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Sage and ignore shill threads data mining trump supporters for debate strategy

donaldjtrump.com/positions/tax-reform

here you go, shill. the rest of his detailed policies are on his site too. do you need everything spoonfed to you? try to do your own fucking research before spouting off nonsense.

I can't wait for trump to manhandle shillary

>"This is exactly the kinds of MISOGYNY and SEXISM that we can expect out of Mr. Trump!"

>Crowd goes insane

>donaldjtrump.com/positions/tax-reform
Unfortunately, over 80% of Trump's support base can't even read nor comprehend what's on that page. They're not missing out on much however

It's gonna be a shit show. These debates are going to be heavily moderated. None of that crowd pleasing bullshit the networks put together for ratings. He'll be exposed for the moron he is and put the final nail in the coffin of the shit show that is the Republican party.

You just pass a tax bill with lower taxes. That's it, you fucking kraut. That's literally it.

>and only then did it dawn on me that he actually SAYS NOTHING

You must be deaf as fuck then, he's been laying out a ton of policy plans.

Also this statement applies to hillary far better than trump

>You just pass a tax bill with lower taxes

>americans

She's like a combo of Ted's Lying and Jeb's ineptitude.

>I learned it from BILL folks!

>*Crowd chants Jerry! Jerry!*

Have you not seen pic related?

He has to talk like pre-schooler otherwise how will his main voter base understand him?
Using small words if how you make a lasting impression. Repeating shit is how you make it stick.

Answer to any question really:

>"I get asked this all the time [shruggs] who are these people? GET HIM OUT OF HERE...Even they don't know, but seriously folks it's all ....and you know some of those guys even supported Hillary...can you believe that? I call her Crocked Hillary. Because she's all [funny gesture with hands] But I LOVE the Chinese people, great guys hard working but folks....they're killing us!, and I mean killing us in trade in everything WE ARE NO LONGER WINNING.....If I am WHEN I am elected president WE ARE GOING TO START WINNING AGAIN and MEXICO is GOING TO PAY FOR IT.

>"herp derp"

Piss off back to plebbit faggot

I really can't wait. The only reason he did well in the Republican debates is that there was a ton of candidates and he just turned it into a circus. He wouldn't last a minute in a one on one debate with anyone. He's already afraid to debate Hilary because he knows that he can't debate worth shit and he's going to die on stage in front of millions of people.

I think he means what particular areas will get a tax cut my fellow amerilander.

"Hillary, please stop barking like a dog. Very unprofessional."

Creating jobs is literally his most clear point you dipshit, when he hikes up tariffs on foreign goods, companies that rely on the American market will be forced to move here or gtfo, since nobody is going to be buying overpriced shit. If they own the market, other businesses will fill the gap, it's basic fucking capitalism.

Of course, American's deserve to have their God given rights without the blatant infringement of the government. That being said, a firearm is a firearm, whether it is semi-auto or fully-auto, it can and will people if put into the wrong hands. Under my administration I will make sure those firearms go into the right hands and those who plan on harming people with those firearms will have no way of doing so.

will harm people* my bad

>I'm the greatest at everything
>our government is losers
>were gonna win again
>build wall

Pretty much the same 4 things he's been repeating this entire time.

kek

He's going to win over the normies by doing about 80% teleprompter Trump and 20% rally Trump, and make the entire debate into a spiel about Hillary's horrible track record and ridiculous levels of corruption.

The funny thing is, it doesn't matter what he does though, because he's just so much more charismatic than her, and has so much more stage presence, he could literally just do what this user says.
And go fully rally rambling, and still win the debate in a landslide simply because Hillary is so robotic and so hard to watch.

>smug reporter : why do you think you should be president when your a loud mouth biggot

trump: i didnt have to rig the primary in 5 states to win the primary. the DNC admitted to voter fraud happening in more than 20 districts

Kek has denied you quads because you're shit.

That's a really unfair question

Maybe if you read anything but CNN and MSNBC you'd know how stupid you sound right now.

>trump: i didnt have to rig the primary in 5 states to win the primary. the DNC admitted to voter fraud happening in more than 20 districts

No way Trump would even mention anything like that in that way. He's just going to be using his tired old memes because he doesn't even want to win against his good friend Hillary Clinton.

SHILLS PLZ GO.

Let's see what your idolic autism meme God deemed worthy.

>BIG
>HUGE
>POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
>ISLAM

actually lol'd
>10/10

> Insulting Kek

Way to show your not being from around here. :D

Oh shit would you look at that. Your faggot /s4s/ meme demands you hate guns now.
Fuck off with that gay "KEK" shit already.

>Donald John Trump
>Born: June 14, 1946

"Listen...what you're saying is crap. I've built a great company, wrote the Art of the Deal. I have 10 BILLION dollars, I have a great family, I will make America Great again."

Hitler died April 30th 1945. Trump is literally Hitler reincarnated.

Do you like shilling so blatantly?

Does it bring you any joy?

>He's already afraid to debate Hilary because he knows that he can't debate worth shit and he's going to die on stage in front of millions of people.

Which is why he wants to move the debates off of NFL games for maximum exposure right?

Hah!

He wants to change when the debates are happening because he prefers to watch the NFL games than do the debates.

Perhaps an amalgamation of both?

This may be the dumbest response ever made by anyone to anything.

God help us all.

>Trump will win on one issue and that is political correctness...the majority of people have had enough of it.

Imagine 50 years from now people quoting Trump like this.

Right. Your open borders are going swimmingly.

If he doesn't make at least one joke about how Hillary should be in prison, I'll be a little disappointed.

But anyone who doesn't think he's going to utterly destroy her is a shill or delusional.

There's some theory floating around that high stress situations cause her to flip out.

This would explain the Secret Service rushing up to help her when the protestors happened at her rally recently.

And it would entirely show why they're flipping out and trying to stop him now. The woman is likely to have a seizure on stage.

>Hitler died

Good
you earned a 30 minutes break from building the wall.

I'm hoping more for a complete anger rant where she just breaks the façade like in a movie where the character reveals their true intentions.

>Fuck all of you! Don't you know who the fuck I am! I can have all of you idiots killed! I'm going to bring us into WWIII and there's nothing you can do about it! Praise Moloch!!! Why are you winning? It was supposed to be my turn! I'm Hillary Rodham Clinton, who the fuck are you?????

Even if she doesn't suffer from seizures, the woman can't handle stress of any kind. She either freezes or she rages. Either response in a debate would be deadly for her campaign.

>This would explain the Secret Service rushing up to help her when the protestors happened at her rally recently.

One of the agents was patting her on the back lol

He's pandering to plebians, but you know his diction is something completely different when he's dealing with people who matter.

He's just desperate. He knows he is going to lose, but he's just hoping for a miracle. It's how Trump won the GOP nomination. Don't forget, Rubio was going to win until he messed up in the New Hampshire debate.

Wow. Going from "He's scared to debate her" to "He wants maximum exposure for a Hail Mary" in one message.

I must be a wizard.

I CAME HERE TO BUILD A WALL AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM...AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM

I just hope Trump can balance himself.

Maintain his un-cucked swagger to totally throw a wrench in Hillary and her robotic stiffness, but keep himself just a bit calmer than usual to not make himself look too belligerent.

All the while digging at her blatant corruption to the point where she might blank out like that video.

Going to be amazing.

>Everyone thinks my candidate is an embarrassment.
>It must be a conspiracy.
>Perfectly planned and perfectly executed and flawless and somehow for money but also somehow completely untraceable, and I don't know how they would even go about looking for people to employ in such a fashion, but it MUST BE what's going on, because that alternative is that people legitimately think something that is different than what I think, and we all know that is impossible.

That's a nice thought, but what you're going to get instead is a Trump very desperate to lay Hillary flat out, to win unambiguously, and where an intelligent man would aim to accomplish this by staying calm and keeping himself from looking belligerent, Trump will attempt to use what has worked for him in the past, which is to be as loud and angry and belligerent as he can manage. It's worked for him in the past, it will work for him here; he's sure of it.

And it will flounder miserably, and he is unable to consider that he is capable of losing a debate or a a campaign legitimately, and so he will say the person asking the questions was unfair to him, and that the polls are all wrong, and lots of other angry belligerent claims devoid of substance.

Sometimes I worry about the debates, but then I remember that Trump would have to act in his own best interest to do well in them, and then I sigh in relief.

>FREE MONEY FOR YOU
>FREE MONEY FOR YOU
>FREE MONEY FOR YOU
>but Mr Trump the US is heavily in defi -
>CHAI NAARR

You have to go back.

>Hard-working capitalis
>Giving free money away

Try again Singapoor.

>Be Drumpf: "If you vote me I'm going to make everybody rich and happy"
>That sounds good, lets vote this guy
>"Excuse me, sir, how exactly are you planning to do that?"
>"Can't you see that Hillary is a cunt???"
Okay, all questionsa answered.

It's like you redditors haven't even read any of his policies.

Read up on the U.S. China Trade Reform and how he will bring industry back from China.