Johnson General

Who else is feeling the Johnson?

I must admit that a month ago I hadn't seen the light, but now I do. Hilldog is a liar, Trump is an inarticulate liar, and Jill Stein is a commie with a Yakubian fringe radical running mate. Johnson is our last hope.

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theamericanconservative.com/articles/a-missed-opportunity-for-libertarians/
thelibertarianrepublic.com/gungate-gary-johnson-tosses-austin-petersens-gift-trash-winning-nomination/
youtube.com/watch?v=uTihklVR52M
youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1egV2Q2FE
youtube.com/watch?v=IEbmXDFywY4
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No. Johnson is not Ron Paul.

Johnson is a globalist pig that says he will sign the TPP on day one.

literally who?

No.


>theamericanconservative.com/articles/a-missed-opportunity-for-libertarians/

>CUOMO: I’ll say the name, you hit me with the first thing that comes to mind. Remember, we’ve got an audience here and a lot of people watching out there, as well. President Barack Obama?

>JOHNSON: Good guy.

>CUOMO: Hillary Clinton?

>JOHNSON: Hillary Clinton, a wonderful public servant, I guess I would say that.

>WELD: Old friend. Nice kid. Knew her in her 20s. We shared an office in the Nixon impeachment, real bond, lifelong. Seriously. Not kidding.

>After that performance, the rest of the show—what amounted to a complete evisceration of anything remotely resembling libertarianism—was a bit of an anti-climax. One by one, the handpicked members of the audience, especially tailored to challenge the libertarian premises of the candidates, arose to ask their prepared questions. A woman who claimed to have been at Orlando’s Pulse nightclub the night of the massacre asked why they want to make it easier to get a hold of guns. Johnson backed down, claiming “we don’t want to roll back anything,” and when pushed by Cuomo said he’d be “open to a discussion” about depriving certain people of their Second Amendments rights.

Plus he threw away a gun, which is pretty immature.

More proof.

>voting for a gun grabber

nah

So how does it feel that your vote won't matter at all and you are basically voting for my girl Hillary

>TPP
>wide open borders
>supports BLM
>talks like a retard, shit all retarded
nah

>Anti-guns
>Pro illegal immigration
>Wants to sign the TPP

Gary Johnson is as much a libertarian as I am a magical wish granting leprechaun.

>Trump-ish tactic
this is what these kinds of people actually believe

Austin Peterson was considered for LP VP. He lost to Weld. As a show of good faith Peterson gave his pistol to Johnson. Johnson threw the pistol in the trash.

>thelibertarianrepublic.com/gungate-gary-johnson-tosses-austin-petersens-gift-trash-winning-nomination/

>Shortly after the speech, however, the flintlock pistol was discarded in a garbage can. While the details are not yet officially confirmed by either camp, reports from delegates and others who were in the Rosen Centre Hotel report that Johnson was seen throwing the pistol in a garbage can. California delegate Resa Woodward, known as Resa Willis, was approached by a man who was in possession of the replica pistol. She recounted her observations for the purpose of this reporting.

>It has since been confirmed that Petersen is back in possession of the flintlock pistol. Many Petersen supporters are taking the discarded pistol as an insult. Hastags including #MuhGun, #GunGate, and #WheresTheGunGary have been surfacing in pro-Petersen circles.

>Update: Two sources close to Petersen’s campaign have verified that on May 30th 2016, a representative from Johnson’s campaign reached out to a group of Petersen volunteers to attempt to extend an offer of $500 in exchange for the discarded pistol. Johnson’s campaign has not offered an official comment on the matter.

A Libertarian for open borders has agreed to commit political suicide.

I don't understand how a libertarian can vote Johnson. If you're voting pragmatically, you vote Trump as a vote against Hillary. If you're voting for a person who lines up with libertarian principles, you shouldn't care who currently is a party nominee, you should be writing in Petersen, McAfee, or Paul.

dude if the libertarians really opened the borders they could probably count on the minority vote for 50+ years.

Johnson is for illegal immigration. Fuck. That.

In my head I'm consistently weighing abolishing the IRS vs. open borders and I consistently get more ok with open borders tbhfamalam.

Better the TTP than banning porn or having a hypocrit bitch that never decides if she's for gay marriage or not

>He's pro guns
>Wants to get work visas for illegal immigrants
>as I said before better the TTP than ban porn
How did you even go through high school?

I normally vote Republican but I'm voting Johnson this year. He's the only candidate that actually cares about smaller government and lower taxes, which are the most important issues for me.

porn ban is nonenforceable, beneficial anyways if it works, and so tiny compared to the impact of TPP that it's not even worth mentioning anyways

It's not illegal if you have open borders.
If you don't live in a swing state, there's nothing pragmatic about voting for either of the major parties since the electoral votes are pretty much already decided and the popular vote doesn't matter to them. But if you can help get any of the other 3rd parties to 5% in the popular vote, even if they don't win any electoral votes, you'll be helping them unlock FEC public campaign funding which they can use to actually stage a competitive campaign in the next election season. So even if I don't like Johnson personally, voting for him this season may give LP the boost it needs to sit at the grown-up table.

See this is decent shilling. Gary johnson is a more reasonable alternative to trump than hillary
oh well sage and hide regardless

Donald Trump was eating Hillary's pussy right before he got himself for presidency. The dude is as bipolar as Two face in the Arkham Asylum novel.

>as I said before better the TTP than ban porn
Stay cucked.

I didn't think of that funding business, thank you

Johnson is for open borders, kill him, only way to open the borders is to kill everyone else on the other side.

What the fuck are you even talking about. You are not so different then a fucking democrat that thinks video games are the cause of shootings around the country. Stop being a fucking Puritan, you are in Sup Forums bud. As if you don't masturbate constantly thinking about Watever politician you are voting for.

I wonder if you even know what the TTP even stands for. Isolationism is for pussies that can't afford to compete with the Chinese. Buckle up burger.

This.

Johnson literally thought that the Federal Reserve is a publicly traded business entity.

S H I L L B O Y S

youtube.com/watch?v=uTihklVR52M

>Isolationism is for pussies that can't afford to compete with the Chinese.
Yes, Nationalism is for pussies, goyim. You must (((compete))).

OP here, LMAO'ing at all the Trumpkin shills calling everyone else shills.

youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1egV2Q2FE

It's okay, take your time trying to respond.

You're first mistake was assuming that I'm a Libertarian through and through. I'm not Loyal to the Libertarian party. Hell, I don't like some of the Libertarian platform. What I do know is that I like what he's saying more than what Trumpcakes, Stein, and Billary are saying.

Thumbs up from me dude, GJ is a serious alternative to the 2 main parties.

>corrupt pseudo-libertarian whose policies created the hole that New Mexico dug itself into during and immediately after Johnson's second term
Nah, I'm good.

t. Colorado

Reminder that Johnson posters are Hillary shills.

Just like we shill for (((Jill))) to normies for the to not vote for Clinton they shill Johnson for us not to vote for Trump.

Reminder that Johnson is an open borders cuck.

Hello fellow trump supporter.

Tbh I can't even remember whether I'm ironically supporting Johnson, Trump, Hillary or pretending to ironically (pretend) to support Johnson or Trump or Hillary at this point.

I'm confused.

>God tier
Darrell Castle
>Good tier
Donald Trump
>Okay tier
Jill Stein, Gary Johnson
>Opening the Sixth Gate on the Sixth Day on the Sixth Hour tier
Hillary Clinton

I will never vote for this faggot.

He's a pro-drug liberal

>johnson
>good

fucking off yourself. He's a pandering faggot, no different than a democrat like Biden.

open borders

Gary "Why even have borders let's just let all of Mexico in" Johnson

My kind of candidate

He's really not though.

youtube.com/watch?v=IEbmXDFywY4

>destruction creates jobs
Fucking fake """"libertarian"""" keynesian cuck.

>It's not illegal if you have open borders.

>It's illegal if someone else cuts a hole in your wrist.
>It's not illegal if you do it yourself

Fucking retard.