I'm a Republican, been a republican all my life, and I'm here in Kiwiville on "holiday", as the south sea poms call it, with my family. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather vote for Hillary than trump. You want to know why?
Because hes a sexist bigot
#NeverTrump
Adrian Campbell
Whaddya know... a republican fron NZ. Good thing you faggot fuck shills can't vote in this country.
Camden Jackson
I'm from Marathon Florida. Don't worry, my holiday finishes well before donald "Drumpf" gets his ass kicked in the polls.
I'll be voting Hillary.
#NeverTrump
Jaxson Murphy
yfw the kiwis feel the need to take over for CTR
Jordan Morales
Kiwis are at it again!
Remember to sage
Cameron Hernandez
>my holiday An American would say "my vacation," idiot.
Lucas Collins
Get out of New Zealand now. You're not the speaker for the Kiwis, you're the speaker for CTR
Easton Robinson
sure you are. like any one goes to fucking new zealand on VACATION. yea bet you went to university instead of COLLEGE
whats next your going to claim to work in the government or have a phd to try to prove a point ahmed? fuck off
Jose Peterson
Go back to your alligator infested swamp you reptilian lover.
Dylan Evans
SAGE AND SLIDE SHILL THREADS >SAGE AND SLIDE SHILL THREADS SAGE AND SLIDE SHILL THREADS >SAGE AND SLIDE SHILL THREADS
Daniel Johnson
No u
Christian Murphy
Reminder that these faggots actually get paid to do this
Isaac Johnson
I prefer to use the parlance of the locals. I see you have internalised Drumpfs police state already.
Jordan Turner
Try the mountain oysters while you're here.
Colton Murphy
Also don't call us Poms.
Evan Collins
Get the fucking out of my country faggot.
Blake Hughes
>Because hes a sexist bigot Very low tier bait.
sage
Jace Peterson
lel sheep shaggers learnt from the best i see
Carson Howard
>Because hes a sexist bigot Wow, what a great reason to not vote him president. Surely we can't have a sexist bigot as president. Being a non-sexist, non-bigot is like 90% of the Presidents job. He wouldn't be able to do a good job.
Nicholas Kelly
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else
I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me Need the end to set me free
Aaron Richardson
Why are you staining my country's good name with your shitty shill thread
Levi Harris
Emu Shagged makes a fair point.
Asher Foster
>TFW Hillary has literally had 50+ people assassinated >TFW Hillary isn't for us troops >TFW Hillary sent classified documents on multiple different computers/phones on an unsafe network >TFW Hillary has been in the white house since she was first lady and still hasn't helped america in any way >TFW Hillary supports a terrorist organization known as the BLM movement >TFW Hillary din du nuffin
Hunter Lee
The lingo here is rather quaint, rather catchy. I'm certain that if you were to holiday here, you too would adopt it.
Isaiah Jackson
...
Asher Jones
1. Nobody gives a shit about what party you are 2. Nobody gives a shit that you're brainwashed
Camden Flores
Then the first thing you'd have learnt is that we do not like being called pommies.
Charles Stewart
You're not a republican, you're a born and raised grade A++ cuckold
Anthony Davis
I'm just "rustling your jimmies", "bro"
Robert Powell
>checks flag
MOVE ALONG FOLKS NOTHING TO SEE HERE
FAKE AUSSIES TRYING TO SHITPOST
Elijah Gomez
Bro. I'm going to fucking beat the fuck out of every American I see in the hopes that I catch you out. You might not think that's much of a threat but I used to spar against Mark Hunt and while I'm not in his league I never got knocked out by him.
John Mitchell
No.
That's a misuse from someone who thinks they can pass off as being in New Zealand/is stuck in Auckland.
Same as 'rustling your jimmies'.
Nathan Roberts
I've always been more fond of his brother Mike.
Anthony Ramirez
Get back to sucking bbc cucky
Cameron Gonzalez
>bro End your life
Xavier Morgan
> it's okay to call him "Drumpf" which literally has the same meaning as Trump >it's not okay to call Caitlyn Jenner "Bruce"
Elijah Moore
Well then you probably need to go back to square 1 and practice eating DICK because your obv a female and if your not you should be faggot.
Landon Price
I seem to have attracted a lot of hate from anti Semites and bigots.
Still, I'll vote with my conscience.
#NeverTrump
Owen Carter
CTR meme material right here.
I say we spam these threads with redpills about (((them))) and the holohoax. We will be subverting the subverters.
WE MAKE OUR OWN USEFUL IDIOTS!
Lucas Brooks
Kek, kiwi and their try-hard shitposting.
It's ok kiwi, nobody said u have to be as good as your brother, Australia
Landon Thompson
wtf i hate trump
Zachary Ramirez
'Straya can't even vote tou dipshit.
Post your amerifat credentials so at least we can know you're voting for Hitllery.
Brayden White
Oh please, dude's made several mistakes regarding our lingo.
So perhaps he is a Yank. Or more likely just hiding behind a proxy.
Josiah Gutierrez
>hate >bigots Should we call you a waambulance
Chase Morales
We're Middle Earth, Pineapple.
Easton Williams
Trust a bigot to think about shitposting at a time like this. Our country, our world is in danger. Time for honesty, not shitposting.
#NeverTrump
Ethan Roberts
Orcs don't get to vote.
Joseph Sanders
Hopefully you get "the bash" from some maori while you're here