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Camping Edition

Splendid edition

nth for I wish I could show Dunedin my tail

me on the left

w-what kind of tail..?

cat tail

just show me desu

First for no homo roleplaying.

I want to wait until we meet irl

;o

wow I am very jealous actually~

I wish I had some feet to lick rn

Have had one beer, one wine and two Margaritas so far, feels good

...

pervert

alcoholic

boring...

...

Her tits are too big
No and no

Try again

it won't be boring when you finally get to tie me up and treat me however you want

So you made the margarita yourself?

My mum made it, but now I know how to make them

flat is cute

flat is justice

don't despair I'm sure it's very cute...sometimes waiting will make it even better!

what about this one?
nice

s-she has no arms...

she drew that with her mouth!

Me on the right

wow, the dumb sissy gives shit advice, not surprising
That one's alright because her tits are mostly covered by her knees
No, she doesn't

It’s so hot AAaaah

Me feeling your "tits"
Stop posting and put that wardrobe together

how's the construction going?

w-well...what do you expect f-from a sissy? we're all dumb ;s

...

You're lucky you're cute and have a nice ass

a nice ass does go a long ways for a sissy...

post more of it
Conway won't do it, so you'll have to do it instead

morning mates

Maybe if he posts one then I will!

good morning

That's right, now post another image of your cute ass you slut, I know you must have hundreds you pathetic whore
Good morning cutie, sleep well?

good morning

Lets be real here, you won't

good morning beans

hmm...my folder says I have 1609 files in it...but I don't believe that at all. No way there's that many pics

I've posted lots of pics!

Wow, haven't seen an Estonian in awhile, how are you going mate?

i slept magnificent. are you harassing innocent Americans again?
how was your day laddos

Woke up 1 hour ago and gonna hit the gym in a bit. What's the plan for today?

The state of janitors

>hmm...my folder says I have 1609 files in it...but I don't believe that at all. No way there's that many pics
I bet a slut like you has photos from every angle, I wonder how many of those pics are lewd

Now I want my image, post at least one of those for me you sissy slut
>i slept magnificent.
That's good to hear, last day before your deadline so I'm guessing you'll be busy
>are you harassing innocent Americans again?
Don't worry, they love it

I'm doing good. What's news from Zealand?

No wonder this board is always such a shitshow

I have a lot of them saved

If I wasn't promising my ass to someone I would post it

Not much, I'm going well, working a ton over summer because I've got nothing else to do

>If I wasn't promising my ass to someone I would post it
I'm not sure what you mean.
But ok, whatever.

If I didn't have a bf

*carpet bombs Arkansas*
hehe, not anymore

please make me your war bride!

most of them are lewd at least in a broad sense, and some are very lewd...

Does this count as lewd?

I'm glad you liked them! I wish I had some of yours saved though!

Good enough, I can see that you look good in a skirt, I'd love to ravage your sissy body while you wear that cute dress

>and some are very lewd...
You can't do this to us!
Post the lewdest one you have!

*uses you as a comfort woman (male)*

Hmmm

Thats a nice outfit.

>I'd love to ravage your sissy body while you wear that cute dress
Sounds potentially gay m8

Are there any 3d people here at all?

If he's wearing a dress it's not gay

>tfw not a sissy

Haha!
You're a manly man.

what would you do if you are sissy?

I'm sure you'd make a fine sissy if you tried

probably some gay shit

s-shut up manlet

ooo that is just so lewd~ although it does sound fun!

NO!

oh thank you, I need some maid high heels for it though then it would be so much better!

w-wow, is that it?

thats a cute bunny..
gonna have a naked shower now.

You know you want to be abused by a big military man such as myself

yes but I want you to be rougher...

>ooo that is just so lewd~ although it does sound fun!
Well it'll be fun for me, I don't really care how you feel when I use your body
Good luck, don't slip over
t. sissy slut who couldn't abuse anything

Short people are best and don't bang their heads on door ways.
You're a cute bunny.
Have a nice shower.

Rougher than being bombed, raped and then left to rot in a war torn country?
Interesting...

>don't bang their heads on door ways
shut up!
this only happens sometimes!

no more anime please

hahaha I wonder if your shower will be big enough for you this year

I want you to abduct me and make me your forced wife for the rest of my natural life, to be used and abused as you see fit...

It fucking better be!
If I have to hunch down in the shower one more year I'm going to be so fucking mad.

just get yourself a dedicated shower chair so you can sit down

well of course, Sir~ It doesn't matter if a sissy enjoys it, we're only there to bring you pleasure!

although being a sissy bride is a huge turn on, although I don't know about the whole bombed and raped part personally

>just get yourself a dedicated shower chair
I would, but my flatmates will think I'm some crazy weird who puts a lawn chair in the shower.

They'll just think you're so much of a lazybones you can't even be bothered to stand up in the shower.
Also do you know the sort of people you'll be living with?

>It doesn't matter if a sissy enjoys it, we're only there to bring you pleasure!
That's right cocksleve
>I don't know about the whole bombed and raped part personally
well unlike the other kiwi I have no intention of bombing you, and you'd probably enjoy anything I did to your cute little body so it wouldn't be rape
>having flatmates
I can be as weird as I want now and have no one judge me

AAAHHHH COMING HERE WAS A MISTAKE AGAIN.
THREAD IS LEWD AND I HAVE TO CONTAIN MYSELF FOR ONE MORE DAY
well...gotta have to work anyway.
see chu all later

Seeya, good luck at work today

Later gator.
Have a good day.

I'm a good sissy, I know my place :p I don't know about enjoying anything...maybe you're crazy with all sorts of kinky fetishes that would make me blush!

but I suppose it wouldn't be rape that is true~

>Also do you know the sort of people you'll be living with?
I only know two of them.
But it seems they'll be wealthy white liberals from New England.
So as far as mutts go, pretty decent.

>I can be as weird as I want now and have no one judge me
*moves in with you*
hehe, now I can judge you for all your weirdo stuff

>wealthy white liberals from New England.
Americans huh, they'll probably talk your ear off
but I suppose you could've done much worse.
>now I can judge you for all your weirdo stuff
You'd probably join in.

>So as far as mutts go, pretty decent.
they really aren't

>maybe you're crazy with all sorts of kinky fetishes that would make me blush!
You don't know the half of it, if you're naughty I'll start taking away your senses, maybe a blindfold to start with, then some earmuffs, then...
Oh please, I bet you'd happily watch me do all kinds of weird things without judging

Morning

>You'd probably join in.
t-true...

>they really aren't
Of course that's what you, the mutt extraordinaire would say

wish that was me tbqh

Good morning buddy.
How was ya sleep?

Whiter than you Nigel

Good morning matey

how are you going?
>wish that was me tbqh
I bet you do, I bet you'd love to be immobilised while a device teases you sensitive areas