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hope blumpf gets impeached after this one haha

fuck off gay nigger

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the wife

3>1>2

Drumpf said he doesnt want inmigrants from shitholes LOL

rhubarb by aphex twin is probably the most beautiful composition ever

I don't believe the president calling other countries shitholes is a impeachable offense.

he meant mexico LOL

i just shagged a nigger, thoughts?

I for one welcome the dawn of this new Dark Age
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fuck yeah my fellow #basedpedes!

NIGGAS IFFY UH

me in the middle

any felix man in

I was just stating the fact, didn't even condemn or support. You need reading comprehension

shadilay!

How's the sex life over there? Chinese girls are up for casual shags with whites?

not race mixing is gay

>draw female looking character
>call it a man and give it a dick
>you're gay if you like this hahahahaha!

So lads,

I've just been out in town. I've just shagged, she was black. I may have precame in her cause i didn't have a condom on. My dick feels weird, would I feel a STI if I've shagged this early on

someone get in here and berate this muppet

jay'd this post in my mind btw

Cant believe the birth rates in mexico are dropping here as well

>when the clock strikes 5:00pm on a Friday
youtube.com/watch?v=RRzTTE41a8M

do you even toil? what do you do?

completely forgot about the war in Ukraine

MUPPET

Is this the guy from High Wycombe?

model

went on the trump general on Sup Forums. think a solid 30% of the posters there unironically have severe autism or aspergers

I work like 5h a day, just enjoy toil posting

not had sex with chinese birds but apparently some of them are up for casual sex with whites, but multiple people agree the starfish meme isn't a meme

kek, don't you have to be developed for that to happen? Might be too much emigration though as well.

I'M ONLY ONE DAY INTO NO FAP AND I ALREADY WANT TO MASTURBATE WHAT THE FUUUCK

less mexicans = better world

It's literally r*ddit: the general

haha oh yea the starfish meme

go home nonce

honestly hate reddit. not even memeing. the userbase is cringeworthy and they downvote you into oblivion if you're not a full-blown democratic socialist progressive soy-eating transracial cyborg

why do you go on reddit

in reddit..........things...........happen

>american cars are ba-

saltmining

things that dont exist:
god
human rights
morals

your sex life

true but ad-hominem

>things that dont exist:
>god
>human rights
>morals
you got it right
without god there are not morals

Friday

About to sit down with my half-pint of Guinness
I was magnetized by a remote phosphorescence
and drawn, like a moth, to the darkened back room
where a pool-table hummed to itself in the corner.
With ten minutes to kill and the whole place deserted
I took myself on for the hell of it. Slotting
a coin in the tongue, I looked round for a cue –
while I stood with my back turned, the balls were deposited
with an abrupt intestinal rumble; a striplight
batted awake in its dusty green cowl.

What tv show is this

It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd stumbles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

even with god there are no morals
>x is bad
>why?
>b-because god days so
that's just might makes right, which it doesnt.

I'm at home rn eating my lunch time phở bố với trứng :^)

>Wa (和) is a Japanese cultural concept usually translated into English as "harmony". It implies a peaceful unity and conformity within a social group, in which members prefer the continuation of a harmonious community over their personal interests.[1][2] Wa is considered integral to Japanese society, and derives from traditional Japanese family values.[4]

>Japanese businesses encourage wa in the workplace, with employees typically given a career for life in order to foster a strong association with their colleagues and firm.[1][7] Rewards and bonuses are usually given to groups, rather than individuals, further enforcing the concept of group unity.[2]


sounds extremely comfy

>tfw still friends with ex gf
>tfw getting with new girl
>tfw waiting for this powder keg to explode

not fun tbqhwyl

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any aussie in? which of you was it who nailed that koala to a post?

really makes you think

sounds dumb. what's the point of groups if it doesnt serve you?

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> Fat Butt Sex Doll with Big Curves
wew the future really is bright

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based cat

what a waste of a straw poll

I have no attraction to this, glad I am not mentally ill

france at the bottom

call me when we have fully functional sexbots

i was referring to the 2nd part where it seems like there is a strong brotherhood/family like element in job life that doesn't exist here

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they're called Asians

seriously can't deal with the anime and autism in ausnz

roasties getting toastie

why look there then

THICC

imagine being THIS upset that your sexual value is declining. its like they're openly admitting that is the most valuable part of themselves

why doesn't netflix have a picture quality selection so i don't have to put up with potato shit

Called a guy in a game a virgin and he got all flustered lol. He said you cant prove Im a virgin in his nasal voice

modern man seeks to make his habitat mimic the place where he feels most comfortable, the local retail outlet.
here he can re-enact the consumption that fills him with so much joy in a microcosm of that environment, browsing his own wares endlessly

a better question is why would you pay for netflix?

The white nationalist is here

you've got nothing on kantbot

because it does it automatically

cause im aus, it seems to happen only around this time of day.

>Sitting around in campground with buddy
>Cooler full of sodas/beer nearby
>Little kid I don't know runs up and tries to take a soda, oblivious to me (Would have stopped him if he grabbed a beer)
>Gets himself a diet coke (good choice mate)
>Ask him if he's gonna pay for that
>He shakes his head no, seems nervous
>Pull out my phone, give him a smile and say "well I'll have to call the police!"
>He gives me an even bigger smile and runs away laughing his head off
Best I felt all day

*sighs*

alri... thailad

>>Gets himself a diet coke (good choice mate)

eating weetabix ama

can't believe it's been a year since the grenfell fire already

every year is exactly the same

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She killed herself and its your fault.

feel like tim is /brit/ personified

>boaty mcboatface was 3 years ago

When I set down the cue-ball inside the parched D
it clacked on the slate; the nap was so threadbare
I could screw back the globe, given somewhere to stand.
As physics itself becomes something negotiable
a rash of small miracles covers the shortfall.

bullshit

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can't believe its been nearly three decades since hillsborough. Can't even talk to my parents about it.

Sup Forums is just social media for people who aren't sociable