Why should a Norwegian immigrate to a shithole country like the USA??

Why should a Norwegian immigrate to a shithole country like the USA??

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So they're on a different continent to Shitaly

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Business opportunities, athletes that train in certain sports and aspiring musicians/actors/entertainers. Norway is great but it's small, so it can't offer a huge variety of things to do.

there's Germany and France for that kind of things

Average people probably have no good reason to go there though.

Aboslutely, and Norwegians move to those countries as well.

Because we might need the space soon.

more opportunities, also norwegians are basically not retarded americans

Kek, Europe is a countrylet continent. Even Germany + France pale compared to what the Americas have to offer

Because more norwegians live in america than in norway.

A canadimutt post if I ever saw one

I'm not going to argue with the statistics

Trump probably wants Norwegians, because for Norwegians in general, moving to America would be a step down instead of a step up like in those shithole he talked about

It's the white man's burden to re-bleach the US.

There's no reason to. Even if I would move I would probably rather move to a "shithole" country than the US.

>I would rather live in Haiti or El Salvador than the US

Yup. Fuck the US. Bunch of ignortant cucks who hate each other and bloats the world with their cancerous culture

If you live in the US you get a bunch of retards like you who will get offended if you try to imply that Norway is better than the US, even though it objectively is.

>If you live in the US you get a bunch of retards like you who will get offended if you try to imply that Norway is better than the US, even though it objectively is.

Good question
Who wants to live in shartmartistan?

fuck off we are full, faggots

>go to country
>tell everybody that your country is better
>people don't like it very much
I don't understand how this could be?

The Eternal Aussie back at it again

Fucking norwegian honkies stealing the spots from black gentlemen

youtu.be/WtXTIJevWY4

>State objective fact
>Other person gets butthurt
Who was in the wrong here?

cause they are fat as fuck. they are basically american southerners.

Fucking kek

>Sharto de marto calling others fat

>others
no, just you.
your fucking head of state is a disgusting land whale. and others are fat too.

>your fucking head of state is a disgusting land whale
absolute blatant lie, the Norwegians haven't harpooned her and harvested her meat yet

Umm, no sweetie, Erna is a healthy plus size model, men go for curves, dogs go for bones.
#Healthyatallsizes

true. what i was thinking. i fell for the europe is slim meme. mcdonalds is to blame i guess.

>American banter

yea, that's right, sharts in marts is the only good banter on Sup Forums.

This

Das rite

It's is though. How can a country that's 16% spic and 13% nog be better than a country that is 98% white and had the highest HDI? It's not even debatable.

@84225360
First class banter
AMERICANS BTFO

because there's basically nothing there?
>muh shitskins
boohoo, if you care so much you have the option here of moving as far away from them as Oslo is from Paris.

It's a nice country with good posters but this obsession with miniscule countries who have barely anything going for them besides meme stats from Wikipedia needs to end.

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Nature maybe?
>nytimes.com/2017/12/04/us/trump-bears-ears.html
Nevermind.

El Creatura...

>nature doesn't exist unless the federal government specifically designates it as such

other than to fuck a negress i can't imagine why they'd want to

el butthurto snownegro mongolo

Isn't land in rural america pretty cheap? I could have my own area to hike, hunt and fish etc., build my own log cabin home and drive my Ram truck without paying an exorbitant amount of money for it and build a nice family of guns without too much trouble. Sadly I'm born too late to explore it as a frontiersman but can at least roam around it in modern times.

el diablo.....

La criatura que se esconde en la sombra...

Land in the midwest is cheap as hell. You can easily buy a home for 30k

I pay 900 USD in rent per month because my job is in Oslo, the prices here are damn high. I'm moving back to southern Norway to get a cheaper place to live, but I won't be able to find anything close to 30k.

Are you underage?

If you own a home you can basically live off Vietnam tier wages. I could live off 600/mo all across the board once I own a home.

i can tell you more, rural america looks very similar to rural norway in many areas

Got any fjords boy?
I think not

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>Oslo
>southern Norway
isn't oslo pretty damn down south?

Alaska is the only place with them.

I know, the thing about norhtern america and canada though is that's everything is bigger (including the animals), so it's Norway on steroids.

Alaska has fjords you ignorant fool

nah, not even close to the nature porn you have there but i mean the hills and woods, and the rural neighborhoods look similar in the street view.

not if you're norwegian, they are weird about cardinal directions

As a southerner, this is my world view.

does anyone wants to go live in freaking Alaska?

Artists note, the southern line should be a little lower but I rushed the artwork.

I could live in another state but go there on expeditions.

does that reflect your dialect borders, nynorsk/bokmal as well?

Only the western part uses nynorsk, and they're a minority there as well. Only like 5% of the total population in Norway uses it, but everyone has to learn it. Fucking westerniggers.

Yes.
For example in the southern area of that illustration you will meet people who speak with a guttural R instead of rolling the R like they do in Oslo. (they also have guttural R in the western area) It reflects the dialects for north, east and mid norway pretty good as well.

However nynorsk/bokmål is a little different. Pic related

>says a man whose president resembles an orange in both colour and shape.

To what extent do you learn it? It is a written only language, right? So you don't really "speak it" you just learn different spelling rules? So u cud spel like zis? God that's a complicated concept.

>To what extent do you learn it?
We learn the spelling in school and yes, it's pretty tedious to learn two different ways to spell your language. It's just because Norwegians had a Romantic Nationalism period in the mid 1800s and some autists wanted to distance themselves from Denmark.

daily reminder

406.000 norwegians in Brazil!? what the hell?

>Mass emigration from Norway started circa 1865–1866, after the civil war was over. Several ship-owners saw the opportunity to earn good money by transporting migrants to the New World. United States, Canada and Brazil received many Norwegians.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavian_Brazilians

1/89th Norwegian =/= Full Blooded Norwegian

south brazil is full of them. these folks may as well be norwegian
youtube.com/watch?v=_eP1B2Ejg-I

Donald Trump will suck your dick for free if you're Norwegian.

what fucking statistics, the self reported ones?

>look at me I had a great-great grandmother who was norwegian, I'm such a norwegian viking!

well that grandma was real norwegian and that's what counts, not muh heritage fags

yeah but she's long dead and what's there now? a mutt american? so much for those norwegian genes

maybe she is still alive. fru brevik. she is 90.

fuck you im not a southerner

you are a filthy northerner

Haircut on the right is what we call the "bull-dyke"

to save the white race