Switzerland citizen AmA

swiss master race here, I'm bored, AmA

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What's your favourite type of muesli? I'm currently dissatisfied with my current brand and I'm looking to switch.

Do you plan of getting rid of the libtards western swiss?

You guys make cool pocket knifes but thats about it.

Country sediment on voting against the gold standard? Think it was a year or so?

How long is your nose?

Are you guys full?

Hows that direct democracy thing working out? what are the big questions of the day?

How does one immigrate to your glorious homeland?

Also are K31's readily available?

I went abroad a couple of years ago and studied abroad. My dorm was full of swiss peopla and EVERY SINGLE ON OF THEM studied finance in some way. So my question is, are the swizz actually just jews undercover?

You have beautiful women, a great culture, and God loves you. You are based, and your flag is a big plus.

Question: Where does an upstanding Christian find a Swiss woman to start a family? I mean; where do they hang?

They had a pretty cool-looking army back in WWII tho

Are you full?

can i come and rape your women kek

>Based culture
>Implying they will mix with others
God you bugers never get it,and in the end you mix with the liberal cucks.

They are snowjews

Zürich is the most boring and degenerate city I've ever been to.
> inb4 my niederdörfle

do you hate your german BRUEDER?

Coop or Migros?

alter, was lauft

I don't have a favourite bran/type, I make it myself. I don't eat that very often though, once or twice a month

I wish, but we should focus on the socialfags first

not sure what's your question, but it was refused, and that's sad because now we can't have our anual gold ingot battle

Well it works out great imo. Nothing big going on right now though

Do you have anything better to do other than rubbing your nationality in our faces everyday on a Korean animation imageboard, you fucking prick?

Actually Anglos are the master race lad

>pistol-grip
>bolt-action

no

Next will be some initiative for a green economy, some initative for stronger pensions, and a referendum about the new surveillance law.

anyone who doesn't choose migro is poor lol

Why do you hate the french btw? I don't really understand

Don't know a lot about immigration process, I think you have to live here for at least a couple of years and/or marry someone swiss, then you have to pass some tests and you're good to go.

Plenty of k31's here, I have 5 myself, pic related is my 3 favourites

I don't know anyone studying finance, must be a coincidence

swiss people aren't very sociable, to it wont be easy. But your best bet is cities like Zurich, Bern or Lausanne.

Yeah, I have a pic of my grandfather with the General Henri Guisan in front of my house, looks dope

you know we have guns aswell

yes zurich is shit. most of the cities here are for people who want to make business. Next time visit Luzern, Lausanne and the alps

I don't like germans

Migros ofc

we don't hate the french... just think you're pretty lazy is all. the french are better than swiss-germans though.

ma copine est francaise, mon ex aussi et j'ai plein de potes francais mais votre pays est quand même rempli à 90% de débiles (éducation) d'arabes et de gens qui ont une gueule bien trop grande. Sinon ca va

>AMA

>hamburger education

Switzerland is already shit like the rest of europe. So don´t act like your special Ahmet. Only your little brother Liechtenstein is based.

no swiss actually aren't kuks surprisingly. They are the anti-swedes and it's why they still have their country.

>swizz is a s fucked as we all
Santa has spoken

btw, nice collection.

how about italians`?

hot

Italy is the worst neighbour we have, you are the best even though I don't really like Germany. I don't mind oktoberfest too

En même temps les bons arabes en france ça se compte sur le doigt de la main et ça concerne rarement l'ensemble de la famille...
Et oui on a une grande gueule, surtout dans le sud, on est comme ça pour le meilleur ou pour le pire, il faut juste faire du tri parmi les gens à fréquenter, comme partout, et tu verras que beaucoup sont des gens bien et serviables.

Well avoid to think about those who work on the railways or the civil planes, those are lazy fuckers protesting for no reason, the average french is hard working howeover.

how do you pronouce muesli?
muse-lee?
moo-wesley?

have you read Heidi and did you like it?
have you been to Dorfli?

I take it you've never been to Switzerland, then.

>K31

Pretty good, the last referendum were about:

-"Unconditional basic income" popular initiative
(overwhelming no 76.9%)

-Amendment to the Reproductive Medicine Act (RMA)
(to approved a constitutional amendment on preimplantation genetic diagnostics onembryos created by in-vitro fertilisation - yes 62.4%)

-Amendment to the Asylum Act (AsylA)
(The bill proposes that the majority of asylum procedures should be completed in federal asylum centres within 140 days. - so we can say "no go home" faster - Yes 66%)

-"Pro public service" popular initiative
(According to the initiative committee, public service standards have deteriorated, the Confederation and affiliated companies such as Swisscom, Swiss Post or the SBB should not seek financial gain in the provision of public services, should not cross-subsidise other areas and pursue no fiscal interests. Employees working in these companies should not earn more than staff in the Federal Administration. -No 67%)

Source in englis: admin.ch/gov/en/start/documentation/votes/20160605/Pro-public-service.html

Doubt it'll happen, but I'd love it

>500k jews in russia
>20k jews in switzerland

Full as fuck unless you're white and have a master's in a non-meme field

Pretty fucking good, nothing much right now.

>have a needed skill of which there isn't much here (for example, I read about there being four available jobs for every computer science graduate)
>have an employer guarantee they'll give you a job if you come to Switzerland
Alternatively, have loads of money and invest in Switzerland.
also yes

Zürich, Bern and Geneve are fucking shitholes, stay the fuck out of them. Smaller towns are ok.

migros ofc
coop is for shitskins

>Do you have anything better to do other than rubbing your nationality in our faces everyday
>t. burger
ironic desu

Can't tell if bait or legitimate retard
Really makes you think huh

>t. Austria
Don't make me laugh

The good ones are lazy and stupid
The bad ones are literally niggers

Müsli

What're your favorite guns, mountain jew senpai

Engineering in general works well, in the building sector we need qualified work-force on many levels.

I eat Mueslims, they're delicious.

So you know your country and banking systems were founded by Templars right?

Well I guess I'm studying a very good but irrelevant thing in a foreign country : law

ppsssssss

why your chocolates so good?

...

Right in their Müssy?

Switzerland: Great country or best country?

PLOT TWIST MOTHERFUCKER

France didn't want them anymore, we're just trying to help the persecuted. Especially those with a secret gold reserve.

Ich muss, deshalb müsste ich Müeslim.

Why you make good watches?

You have guns?

thats a fucking lmg you idiot

Plan B.

sig 550
p226 x5
k31
Colt Python
Sako TRG 42

it just is

great and best every now and then, depends, but top 2-3 definitely

I heard that there was a reform recently in which immigrants have to speak atleast two of your official languages, is that true?

are you better than Liechtenstein?

Because good watches sell themselves for aberrant prices.

ive never been there, but I'm guessing that you don't see the difference when in there

>unless you're white and have a master's in a non-meme field
white, masters in nonmeme field, starting phd, speak 4 languages including french

here I come medpack!

Yes - well, one suffices, but your chances are better at the Gemeindsversammlung. Source: Went trough citizenship aquisition process.

>Zürich is shit

Hebd fresse man du hesch kei ahnig hure puur.
8050

>Zürich is shit

Hebd fresse du huure minderjöhrige puur.
8050

what are those 4 languages?

>dutch
>german
>english
>memes

its nearly impossible for a dutch to not speak german

> German
> French
> Italian
> Rumantsch (an ancient language spoken in the eastern, more mountainous region of Switzerland)

Your country has around the same muslim population of places like the UK, yet we never hear about it, why? Do you have the same problems?

Why is your country so darn nice?

>German
Tell the truth. The incrompehensible garbage you speak can hardly be called German.

Well, I speak french therefore one of the official swiss language, the only problem is that the french part of switzerland is full of leftist.
And even if I learned the basis of german, apparently the swiss german is different to the standard one.

0 problems here, got many of them living here and they have shops and make nice food

Serbian are the muslims of Switzerlands. The muslim population is mostly educated and integrated, or not a citizen at all and that's even easier to solve.

>(an ancient language spoken in the eastern, more mountainous region of Switzerland)

have you been to dorfli?
is it mandatory to read Heidi there?

Not saying they don't have shitskins but they don't stay indefinitely and influence the politics

Why don't you join the EU? #StrongerIn

Mountain jews.
t. Schlomo Edelweissberg.

So what are you mountainfolks up to?
Any new cool technologies that aren't watch-related?
CERN doesn't count, because it's a European project.

>those with probable terrorist ties don't get in
>welfare isn't enough to live, need to get a job
they're decent people mostly

actually
german (real german) is the national language
it's used on all official documents and that sort of shit
what we speak in our every day life are dialects. they are used literally everywhere except on official stuff. it really is quite unique in this regard, in most places where dialects are spoken they're strictly for communication between friends and family, but here it's literally used as if it were the real language.

(You)

>U S of A: 2% jewish population
>Switzerland: 0.25% jewush population

lol they aren't even a problem man
in switzerland we coexist, we have 4 official languages and we began to loosen up our calvinistic views and welcome qualified foreigners to work in our beloved country. We are benefiting a lot from that, and we as always go our own way, a smart way, fuck the EU. Switzerland proves, integration works but it has to be done PROPERLY.
In that sense, god bless switzerland, may we stay a leading example of democracy.

Are you afraid of what is happening in France or Germany? Do you think Switzerland can be hit by muzzies?

Oh fuck off achmed

You get the wrong idea about political repartition here. Cities (Zurich, Geneva, Basel...) are more leftist, the rest is way more right wing. The UDC / SPP is well represented and active than the FN.
A Swiss German can speak and understand German, the opposite is not true.

>in most places where dialects are spoken they're strictly for communication between friends and family, but here it's literally used as if it were the real language.
its a good way to ward off people who stay there for gibs me dat.

>A Swiss German can speak and understand German, the opposite is not true.
I've found that if you speak slowly and tell them about the "ch", "-li", and another few things, they can actually hold a conversation

It's not that bad. Compared to whatever you do over there, Switzerland is conservative heaven.

Fuck you too Hansueli

Go meet some of the Muslims here. I can assure you they are dumb as stones like everywhere else in the world. They are being imported to bolster left wingers election results. However, they don't get special treatment and we don't let them go on their "raycist" crying sprees.

Mandatory in a Swiss cuck(oo) thread:
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> have you been to dorfli?

I've been to some of them. They are nice.

> is it mandatory to read Heidi there?

No. Although I'm desperately searching for Heidi porn with few results.

where are your rich going to go after europe falls to communism and sand niggers?

you guys literally have billionaires hiding in your mountains. what's the chatter?

I hear a lot of people are going to new zealand

Do the immigrants after becoming swiss citizen have to do the military service?

You are such a fucking hypocrite, the chances that you have some muslim friends (even if it is just their parents) is quite high in switerzland, unless you don't have many friends :D

The monkeys have to climb up the mountain.
And avalanches do happen sometimes.

obviously

>medpack posting
Fuck off honestly