Holy fuck Sup Forums.
The memes are real.
I just got out of a site management meeting about an "incident" in one of our showers.
To cut the long story short, an Indian customer ignored the toilet stalls right next to the showers, walked into the shower and defecated on the floor.
The cunt didn't even try to push it through the drain.
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Well, hopefully you will find cleaning that easier than winning a fight from emus.
>Emus
You're running on tired material, we won the second engagement with the aid of the Cassowaries, who admittedly are a larger thorn in our side than the Emus ever were.
Meanwhile one of your countrymen just shat on the fucking floor.
pajeet when are you going to stop shitting in the streets and get yourself a nice porcelain throne?
Is India a meme country?
Mate, that's what I thought until I saw this.
There were three toilets, pristine, regularly cleaned, unoccupied and we'll stocked with toilet paper, not three feet from where he shat.
This cunt just walked right past them, dropped his dacks and laid a soft egg.
Indians don't shit in the streets because they can't afford toilets, they do it just because they can.
>t. Oz who is waiting for his wife return after her daily service to local Emu Pasha's Harem.
Pretty much everything they do is like something from a surrealist art film, there is no logical way to arrive at these actions, but it's just a daily occurrence there.
He shat on your floor. A brown man shatted there like the whole place belonged to him. It just shows how cucked you really are as a company.
Asphalt is expensive than porcelain. Get some class Abbo.
>t. Indian who had to ride on the roof of the rape bus.
Somalis think the point of a toilet, is to stand on top of it, that is on top of the ring with their shoes.
Then have shit diarrhea ww3 rambo style everywhere...
They also don't know into toilet
Pajeet you're never going to be a super pooer by 2020 if you keep cutting costs like that
I remember when I was in Germany some of the toilets had signs saying not to squat on the rim.
It isn't that weird desu, those fake-niggers live everyday with shit everwhere around them
Which area full of these kids of people uses toilets the most?
>India
>Pakistan
>Bangladesh
>Sri Lanka
?
>ID
kekz
the emu story never gets old
Its amazing when the bus is heading towards Australia
Its not cutting cost but cutting carbon imprints.
India. 55% of India doesn't poo in loo. It still leaves 450+ million people who poo in loo.
You must be young, because I've known people, especially, colored people are fucking nasty for decades.
Fuck off and poo in the loo, Pajeet.
Mid 20's, I've travelled, but I've always avoided brown countries.
LA was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, I couldn't imagine daily life in India or Somalia.
>Its amazing when the bus is heading towards Australia
S T O P
T H E
B O A T S
I used to work at a hotel in High Point, NC where there are furniture trade shows rich arabs come to.
Those fucker always shit in the shower.
SEND
THEM
BACK
We did fucked off for the better when we quit that shitty "Empire" of yours.
Its too late.
Where do you work cunt?
>A brown man shatted there like the whole place belonged to him
>Indians routinely shit on their own belongings
10/10 culture, friend.
>Kekz
Nice
>You were born just in time to see India and Australia go to war
So what? How am I responsible for him? Are you responsible for the actions of every Australian?
>Falling for the porcelain jew
There's really no way for me to obfuscate it without people still finding out.
I'll just say logistics.
At least we have a culture unlike your country which was just a prison and asylum haven for British Chavs.
Do Indians realize that this is one of the most sub-human acts one can perform in Western culture?
I'm being serious, Do Indians really appreciate that shitting in the street like an animal is grounds for being put in a mental hospital here?
If someone does that in this culture, we assume that person is profoundly mentally ill.
I need an Indian to reply to this, please.
It would make my family so proud if I was responsible for all of my nation's Bantz.
I would walk down the street, heralded as a hero.
>Falling into the shitting hole
If India posters came in here and started making excuses, or saying not all Indians, or accusing you of lying, or literally anything I would understand.
But seemingly every Indian poster has no shame. They're not embarrassed that they're sub-human, they're proud. They've adopted poo on the streets like some sort of disgusting badge of honor. How can you be proud of a country that is a literal shithole, in every possible way?
>Inb4 I was just pretending to be proud/retarded
You idiots don't realize the power memes have. Pretending to be OK with this shit means it will never be fixed. You need to be goddamn embarrassed for yourself and your country. Hang your head in shame. Shame every one of your friends and family that refuses to poo in loo. If you ever want to be civilized you must.
>Tfw I teaching migrants
>Tfw it is necessary to put signs everywhere
>Tfw there are signs saying don't come in if you're too fucked up on drugs
>Food is all halal
>No plates or cutlery besides paper and plastic
>Ghetto-style blacks. I didn't think they even existed in England
>Most egregiously of all, tfw they don't know how to queue properly
It's worse than I expected, and I expected it to be bad.
Nice ID.
Wrong flag wagon wheel.
And we were mainly a prison for Irish.
Forgot to mention, you are responsible for the culture in your society.
You have a personal responsibility to convert at least one person a year to shitting like a human being.
>If India posters came in here and started making excuses, or saying not all Indians, or accusing you of lying, or literally anything I would understand.
Sup Forums is satire
>Pretty much everything they do is like something from a surrealist art film,
APT AS FUCK BRAHSKI
ITT: Lazy abo tier b8.
That's because Indians use squat toilets, which are better. I try to squat in my western toilet too, but it is is difficult to wash my hands after after every wipe.
Shitskins
How the fuck can a poo in loo be in the west and yet be completely bewildered by mere concept of a fucking TOILET?
To imagine we actually let such an utterly useless race continue to exist.
JUST SHIT IN THE FUCKING BOWL AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS KIND OF LUNACY
You seem to be mistaken. We have culture, we provide you asylum and then we put you in prison. It's the least we can do now that you're clearly incapable of running a proper society without our civilizing influence.
WEAK BAIT M8,Nri Pajeet.
>Toilets do not belong to you
Nice bait, Ahmed.
It's honestly not. There's nothing satirical or funny about a nation of 1 billion+ people being animals.
See You would honestly be locked away for your own safety if you shit in the street here. They would think you were crazy or retarded. It's disgusting to me that you're not more ashamed.
>trips
>still lies.
Are you Jewish friend?
Yeah, congratulations. From being born out of Irishmen, one of the few whites who managed to be enslaved by people while the rest of the whiteys were colonizing.
>Coming from a country whose voters says they were confused and want a second referendum for Brexit
At least we know how democracy works.
You are responsible when the overwhelming majority of your countrymen fucking can't shit in the goddamn fucking toilet
They don't want dried feces in their anus since the capsaicin and oils within their curry creates a veritable medley of components with chemical separations and they are processed within the stomach of the dravidians and released in am explosive manner which they certainly enjoy for they enjoy the act of shitting. Truly a different cultural nuance from many Anglos who see it as a tiresome chore.
>hardly any indian posters recently
>poo in loo thread by an australian poster pops up
>they swarm the thread like moths to light
really makes u think
The Indians who shit on streets don't give a fuck about what the west considers good and bad. Being alive is good enough for them. I don't understand how you can't see this, almost 300 million people live in extreme poverty. You think they care where they shit?
Still salty about that partition, young man? If you had only obeyed, you could still be almost human now.
If its weak bait how did it hook you
The only ashy thing here is your unwashed arse.
Street is not a hole, mate, where will you fall? Also drivers don't want to get shit on their cars so they avoid hitting them.
But why not get together and build a drop toilet, like even fucking peasants used back from n the middle ages?
Indians can pee in loo but can he poo in loo?
If being human means letting a Paki rule your capital then we are better off as inhumans mate.
Kek. Says the goy who uses primitive tpaper to clean.
Water guns are far more hygienic.
Are you embarrassed by white trash heroin users in America? No? Then why should I be embarrassed about street shitters. I am not responsible for their actions, I shit in the toilet and that is good enough for me. Stop trying to push this guilty mentality on us.
Indians are literally retarded, I swear to fucking God. They are Africa tier in terms of IQ and culture.
they don't even at least do the game of "shit branch" or dritagrein.
That is to climb high up in the tree, out on a branch, down with pants and let her rip trying to make it hit as many things as possible on the way down.. pref people or animals
Nice double trips.
Plus, you have a point.
Indians and Africans have only suffered after the end of colonialism, but Asians have triumphed.
Look at Calcutta, or Harare and then look at Singapore.
POO IN LOO
Coming from a country who chose a fucking leaf as a flag.
what the FUCK am I looking at
Better fuck off Lithuam before I acid attack all over you.
at least they'd use the leaf to wipe their arse after pooing in the loo
Are you responsible for abos? No? Then I'm not responsible for street shitters. I'm not going to act all guilty and apologetic because you want me to.
Pakistan is just the half of India that is more keen on rape than public shitting. Actually, scratch that: I remember the article about how public shitting is unsafe for women since your kind actually rape them mid-shit. Truly next-level degeneracy.
Oi mate, you really don't want to go down that road again, do you?
Literally anyone else can rip on Canada, but not you (also, maybe not Lebanon either).
Are you serious? Salty about partition? We are so fucking glad Pakistan's plagues are not on our soil.
we are responsible for not wiping the abos out though
about 10 years ago I worked at a tech support contact center, and it was not unusual for the bathrooms to be closed for cleaning after someone defecating on the floor.
This was a nearly weekly occurrence.
...
>laid a soft egg
Yes, you fucking idiot. Yes! I am embarrassed by the white trash and the gangs and all that shit. Luckily all of the horrible degenerates only make up maybe 10% of my nation. Unlike yours where the majority don't know what a toilet is.
Have some god damn pride you mong.
>B-but I don't care if my country is shitty and retarded, I use a toilet so who cares if the rest of my country acts like animals
You should, you moron! You should embarrassed and furious and fixing the problem. If you don't try and fix it you're enabling it, and your country will never be great.
You can't say you experienced freedom, if you never poo in the street some time.
We brought then to the brink of extinction.
We eliminated them in Tasmania.
Every day their population diminishes and more and more of them rot in prison.
We are doing our part to further humanity.
we have them too mr. germany
>We didn't even want half our country ANYWAY
Who are you trying to fool, Pajeet? Your fellow countrymen who are severely inbred and bathe in their own shit or white people?
Because it doesn't work on us.
Nice double trips to you as well abo. But get this straight. The brits drained us of all the money. Its not the fucking same as Singapore and HK.
I am not saying we are perfect but if you think we are going down after the freedom you are so fucking off the mark.
You know a awful lot about how canadians wipe their asses. Voyeur?
Defending Pakistan. No wonder you getting culturally enriched by them in your ass
We don't have a tree or lead on our flag
what part is the convenience? the tiles to stand on while you shit on the ground just as usual?
That's because you can only call an Indian poo-in-loo so many times in a shitting thread.
They ARE real.
Indians stink.
They get drunk easily and become violent.
They also disregard personal hygiene
A good chance an Indian will be Muslim.
Why did they call you? Are you the head of toilet cleaning? Is it a good business to be in? How much for one toilet? Is emu poo harder to clean than human poo? What are your thoughts on the Poo crisis in Syria? Is your name Dave? Please be unmarried. My goat needs a single man to clean her asshole.
>Not on our soil
>Soil is literally shit
>Rich in nutrient is indian soil my friend
>Grow vegetables in fresh shit
>Keeps the nutrients locked in my friend
>Finally harvest shit vegetables to feed family of 37
>Get arrested for not shitting on pre-assigned road for defecation
>Such is life in Poombai
Never change poo in loo, never change
Your nation is FULL of resources and limitless pools of labour.
You should have clean water supply, universal hygiene and basic infrastructure by now.
There is no rational reason that there isn't at least communal toilets in every village.
Peeing by roadside can get the piss on your legs, the convenience here is not getting piss on you pegs.
>Defending
I know they're awful. I also know that they are your people, arbitrarily separated by us in the hopes that you might behave, like feuding children. Clearly, that did not work.
At least they are not peeing in each others mouth like most of you porn. You guys look identical. You guys get off on seeing a guy looking like you peeing into a guy's mouth who looks like you too.
Didn't you get you suck at parenting after having Chavs in your country and after the formation of USA?
Alright lets begin. Sure during the time of partion thought it was a bad idea.
But are you for real asking us Indians if right now we arent glad we got rid of Pakistan.
Are you that much of an imbecile?
You have a fucking wagon wheel on your flag.
Canada's gay arse leaf represents a major part of their culture and a significant export commodity, it's a symbol of their nation.
The tree if Lebanon is an indication that they can become anything, they can grow and they can be shaped into what they need to be.
The wheel of India just rolls in shit, day in, day out.