The fuck is this shit? What drugs are Marvel on?

The fuck is this shit? What drugs are Marvel on?

The fuck is wrong with that tank?

Nigga this is the best thing to come out of sjw marvel

That means nothing at all.

just a wacky vanity project, this book will never be referenced by anything else.

Which makes complete sense if this is what they think patriotism is.

Why does Rulk get a mustache out of the blue? Ever since his introduction, it disappeared when he Hulked out.

Sure it will, it's predecessor New Avengers is referenced in other books.

At least we may be getting US Agent and a Squirrel Girl who doesn't look like shit.

just fucking kill me. i havent even read new marvel but i was out and about at the comic shop the other day and i can tell it is dogshit.

I feel like squirrel girl cannot go a single comic without derping the fuck out.

L to R: Black nationalist who celebrated 9/11 stoned, post-9/11 white female Muslim convert, worse editor-in-chief than Quesadilla, worst writer in comics, dogfucker, former Democratic Party operative.

He lost his Red Hulk powers a while back

So him getting Gamma exposed again could probably give him a different look

Betty was Harpy and then decades later Red She-Hulk

Not gonna lie, this looks pretty awesome.

>former Democratic Party operative.
What does that mean? He stamped hands around November?

>dogfucker
I'm gonna need some kinda context for this one.

Help me out nerds, who are playing Spess Muhreen Iron Woman and Cap now?

Humphries once wrote a story which took place in the near-future where nearly every form of love is allowed, including the love between a man and his dog. The protagonist was a cop (or some similar enforcer) who straight up fucked his K9 partner. His fellow officers fucked their dogs, too. In the end he was murdered by some plant-fucking terrorist and his soul was affixed to a gem by a elf looking ladyboy he met earlier in the story and developed feelings for, so they could engage in rock-fucking.

I thought it was pretty funny. Given Sup Forums's meming over the years, I think it may have been intended as serious storyteling, not the satire I took it for.

The daughter of the dead guy that helped stark build his first armor and Luke cage's kid from the future

Iron Patriot is some OC, Cap is the one from 2099

Iron Patriot is Ho Yinsen's never before seen daughter
Black Cap Mk III is Danielle Cage from the future

It was intended as serious. Humphries is a major SJW.

I feel like I need to read this on.
What's the name?

>Captain AMERICA
>not taking up at least 25% of the cover

"Our Love Is Real"

Our Love Is Real

Dude, it showed a man full-on plowing his dog, I just cannot accept it was not some sort of joke.

Conjoined twins, it's a birth defect caused by monozygotic twin embryos

>I just cannot accept it was not some sort of joke.
Visit his Tumblr. He's a hard SJW.

He's getting his powers back, and this time he's getting the stache he should've always had.

Oh jesus I forgot about this awful cover. Look at that fat Brendan Frasier lookin motherfucker.

Government sponsored propaganda comics?

>The fuck is this shit?

I hope you never bitch about SJW pandering, because this couldn't possibly be more pandering to Sup Forums nerds, and you're still fucking whining.

That's the actual cover?
Jesus, I thought that thing in the middle was a shop.

This does not imply he condones bestiality.

>Sanders
So the artist was either Bernie or the guy who draws Dog Beast.

You're right on the money, actually. It is the same guy who designed that weird Horse-Dog-Beast.

it's tongue in cheek. This is basically 'The Superior H.A.M.M.E.R.'

I think the comic he wrote condoning bestiality strongly implied that though.

Shes been in two comics casual
-captain britain and the mighty defenders as Kid Rescue
-new avengers as science lady who argues with max brashear

It really tells you something when the book starts with dogfucking and then only goes sexually weirder from there.

It's also telling that it's by far his best book.

That would be more like COD.

Sup Forums is one of the stupidest boards on the internet, they cant understand authorial intent at all

Where does he condone it you fucking retard

So when does Squirrel Girl get Hulked? You guys made porn of that awful Erika Moen art. No reason not to draw her taking a mustache ride.

Go ask /aco/.

I find funny that Marvel doesn't want to promote X-Men and F4 because of the movie rights but keep shitting on the Avengers anyway, why minor League Mutants like Sunspot and Cannonball are doing in the Avengers?

Res Hulk with guns? WTF??

I'm guessing this a book that they expect nobody to give a fuck about. It's not as if the movie people are likely to do anything with them anyways.

>Res Hulk with guns? WTF??
He's a millitary duded. It sort of make sense for him to want them. But who the fuck makes his guns anyways?

>why minor League Mutants like Sunspot and Cannonball are doing in the Avengers?
Hickman added them because he's a New Mutants fanboy, but ended up doing nothing with them just like most of his cast.
Ewing's a MASSIVE Marvel continuity fag and used the book as an excuse to play with a bunch of unconnected characters he really likes, and everyone either gets to do stuff or at least gets some character moments.

>Res Hulk with guns? WTF??
Either it's just for the cover, or it's related to Rulk recently losing his powers.

>ended up doing nothing with them just like most of his cast.
Didn't he make Cannonball a father or was that Spencer in Avengers World with the whole Sunspot AIM shit?

>dogfucker
He looks exactly like what you would imagine a man who fucks dogs and horses would look like. Right down to the denim jacket.

Red hulk is using big guns.
Red SheHulk was running around with big guns and bladed weapons when she first showed up.
The Smart Green Hulk was running around with giant guns back in the '90s.
Before then Grey Hulk would use an oversized tommygun.

This isn't a new concept unless you've just today wandered into Sup Forums from Tumblr-land.

>no American Kaiju

The first thing Red Hulk did in his existence was kill the Abomination with a big gun.

How many more threads are going to be about how confused Sup Forums is that their Marvel's sabotaging their own books meme is in direct conflict with reality, again?
Is it going to be more or less than all the threads about Sup Forumsco/ demanding an all-white-male affirmative action quota and mandated censorship of anything that isn't a RedSkull campaign speech?

This is Cap 2099, the cap in this book is Luke Cage's daughter from thirty years in the future.

you can't just put that shit on the ccover, user

woops

He's coming in the second arc, after they deal with the Golden Skull.

>not Crystal Skull

Sweet lord Rulk what have they done to you

He's a refined pirate, not some jungle dwelling savage.

>implying he will do something of value in Civil War II

why is Pod so sleek and small now? Did Steve Jobs get his hands on her?

She want's to munch on the purple haired girl's pussy, so she slimmed down to show her that she's not just a big clunky robot.

Roberto leading AIM is probably weirdest and most expensive hijink a person could get themselve into.

and people wonder why comics and this board is dying

we had take this sjw shit for the last 8 years
it´s enough

>we had take this sjw shit for the last 8 years

Do you actually read comics or just come here to complain about them?

Out this December according to the official Marvel PR piece.

>never before seen daughter

Fuck off non-reading nigger

It's being written by Ewing.

He'll be there.

Wait for the annual Storytime of Pain. This and other Sup Forums related horrors will be revealed. I'm just curious if there's been anything new that can rank with the shittiest of shit.

>muh epic random lesbians for no reason!!! XD!!!

Fuck off

Pod is actually a gynophile though. Her previous girlfriend left her because she never wants to take her suit off and to the people who knew her before she became Pod it seems more like the suit just ate her and gained her memories.

Toni is one of the few people that is actually reaching out and trying to understand her

But Pod is a lesbian, it's been her only characteristic since Hickman introduced her.

And Ho is not.

>Toni is one of the few people that is actually reaching out and trying to understand her

So this means they're gay!!! XD!!!! Fuck off.

>comics... is dying

Sales are at the highest they've been for a couple of decades. Marvel and DC are both owned by huge corporations that have a vested interest in keeping around what have proven to be IP Goldmines for their movies, even if the comics themselves don't turn much of a profit.

They're here to stay, bruh.

no one said they are a couple. Only that Pod tried to make her appearance more attractive in an attempt to seem more appealing to Toni.

>Ho is not
Ho has given no indication as to her sexuality one way or another

when did Ghost get tits?

We call it the Mad Bull 34 treatment.

Mike Haggar only went through half of it.

I know many people dislike slim POD, but I like the Assaultron look.

That is actually what Roberto da Costa sells the US government as part of his own personal plan for whatever he actually tries to do.

After that tease in the New Avengers book?
He's there. You don't just make USAvangers and ignore your very own Todd Ziller.
At the very least brass will try and push him on the team.

>Roberto scraps Avenger V to build Todd some Giant-Sized power armor

And it's not as though sexuality was set in stone, either.
Quite a number of people are of the opinion to be strictly straight or gay for a long time before finding themselves convinced otherwise.
And we haven't even seen how the situation between Toni and Pod plays out.

WAIT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GHOST ON OP PIC!?!!?!?!?

>Sooo, you see Japan has Kaiju
Yeah. We got Todd now.
>Exactly. And you know how Japan also has mechs?
And you built something like that already.
>But you see, this isn't Japan. This is America and it's all about taking awesome stuff and mashing it together.
Don't tell me...
>I present to you: The American Mecha Kaiju!
This is so stupid and unnecessary. I love it!

No, it's Pod slim.

Everyone better get Ameriguns.

>non tumblr Squirrel Girl.
YES! THE LIGHT SHINES UPON USE!

Oh thank god.

So, whatever happened to Cannonball's wife Smasher and the kid they had together? What was Hickman thinking?

Freedom

Two barrels for double the freedom

Probably on chandilar, she is a supergaurdian after all.

This sounds like a magical realm story straight out of /tg/

Expect them to either show up or get referenced at some point, Ewing loves continuity.

Goddamn, they full hulkbuster with that Iron Patriot suit.

They made him an 80's action movie hero.

>Aikku Jokinen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SUOMI MAINITTU!
TORILLA TAVATAAN!!!!!!!

KARJALA TAKAISIN! OI MAAMME SUOMI

I wonder if Roberto is gonna buy out the Americorps

>What drugs are Marvel on?
The same shit that Nuke was taking.

"Never-before-seen" up until ANAD, man. Her existence is a retcon.