And this is my user's room, he is quite the internationally educated chap

>And this is my user's room, he is quite the internationally educated chap

DID U KNO HAITI IS A SHARTHOLE

I need some seriously large context for this.

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I would settle for small context myself

We did that in our lockerrooms too

Clog the drain with a towel and spray shampoo/body gel everywhere

We had like ~3 meters from wall to wall and could launch ourselves, turn around mid-slide, then kick off and launch ourself back

Rinse and repeat

I would say it seems a bit odd, but I've seen both gayer and things in locker rooms so I'm not gonna question it.

Oh, i thought it was the intro of some gay porn or something.

>I've seen both gayer and things in locker rooms
The more I read this, the more my head hurts. Can you rephrase it to explain what was intended to be expressed here?

Oh, sorry, that was meant to say "I've seen both gayer and stranger things in locker rooms"

Forgot to add the word stranger there.

I see, seems I was overcomplicating it.

No worries, cheers lad. Hope you're having a pleasant day.

Shit like this is what makes me keep using this shithole

Just had lunch, now I'm taking a shit while Sup Forumsposting, studying languages and thumbnailing a comic. A king's day!

By the way, I used to do what's in OP's video by myself in the front ale (porch?) of my house, which was made of smooth stone. Stopped after scraping my chest against a crack in the stone tiles.

god i wish that were me

Which ones?Samecountrybro.

That looks fucking fun.

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フランス語 and japonais. And the stone was black ardósia (slate, according to Wikipedia).

this looks like so much fun, fuck you.

that looks like lifelong genital infections

マジで?日本語はどれくらい出来るの?
Também estou aprendendo francês.

Well hello there, mother. And your friend? Looks iberian to me, a hint of moor huh? Moortugal, mayhaps? Sorry, it's a joke I like to share with my international friends, I can't help it. Anyway, how may I be of service?

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語彙は広いけどあんまり文法が足りない。きっとN3を取ったら合格するのはわけないがN2とN1なら漢字部分しか出来ないはず。
ていうか匿名じゃない人と話したくない、この辺でさらばだ。

doesnt that hurt their balls?

>ていうか匿名じゃない人と話したくない、この辺でさらばだ。
俺も

not really