You wake up in nevada

>you wake up in nevada

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an hero by driving through Area 51

i go back to sleep and hope i wake up somewhere else.

I wake up in Nevada every day. Please kill me

There are likee 3 houses.
Where do people live?


Go camping?

get arrested for pedophilia

drive out to the middle of the desert and kill myself

Find a brothel where I can get aids and die

It's just arid desert everywhere. It's absolutely terrible. the government owns almost all of the land and the people are shit.

Wander the desert, while listening to 50's music

Vegasfag here. Are you rural?

>he doesn't wanna live in the wild wild west

Wikipedia says it's mostly white so I guess I won't be killed

>Brazilian
>getting shot isn't weaved into your fate

No I'm from Vegas but in Reno currently.
Wild West seems great. Meth heads, spics, and fat hookers are all you get

Experience the frontier and explore the wild wild west

I AM AN UPSTANDING PARDO MAN AND I WISH FOR CIVILIZATION; IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

At least I'm not in Brazil anymore. Now, am I poor, middle class or rich?

>get shot

comfy

Id be happy to be in the usa. Im gonna work and be a brave sheep for the jews which own the whole usa.
> life is good

Probably poor

Time to buy a pickup truck, drive into the desert, get drunk and shoot guns.

But first let me find some shade or an air conditioned store.

Why is it called Nevada if there is no nieve?

>Where do people live?
wouldn't really call that living desu

I wander the desert like some Wild West cowboy

Named for the Sierra Nevada mountains, but California stole them

What do you mean?
It's "Not water" with fucked up pronunciation.
Name suits the desert.

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Really made me think.

>the worst people in the country got to have the best geography in the country

>HE DOESNT WANT TO BE A WILD WEST MAN KILLING NATIVES FOR THE FUN OF IT

What's the meth situation like in Nevada?

this desu. are u cute? let's do it together

Worth it, desu。

Can I go to gay orgies in Sin City desu ?

I do though. That's just not what you're going to get when you come here.
>ywn be an 1800s wild West cowboy

what's wrong with californians? they're not enough racist and homophobic to you?

Yes. But the hiv you get won't stay in vegas.

DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME!!!!!!!!

hit up them casinos

Morning. Woke up in Nevada, drunk alien coffee, dressed up in alien clothes, took your space alien gun and flew by spacecar to your work in zone51. Today your chief is worried. His alien wife wants to divorce. Therefore he was instructing you about a new task on Mars of washing the floors at the Martian space station.

Hike in the desert till i get bored then rush into Area 51.

I wake up in it everyday

>drives down to Arizona
>chances of getting shot multiple times multiplies

I wish I was joking.

There's probably 3 people living in that town

>You wake up in Oregon

It is populated by gay vampires and hipsters, so I move somewhere else.

>nothing changes

USA BTFO.

I thought that's Washington. Either way blame it on the Californian exodus.

like it's something bad kek
nice, I'd go Portland and run Hornet immediately

>You wake up in Downtown L.A

dress up as an alien, wander around in the desert and become an urban legend / twitter meme

Absolutely one of the worse place i have ever been, meaning Beatty.

BANGING

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>summon the roof koreans

the fuck did you do in beatty?

Get shot by crakkkaz for being BLACK

southern nevada has exposed natural asbestos veins,which result in a dust devils and small tornadoes made of asbestos dust.

Passed Through (unfortunately)

>i cannot make fire tornados there

Get shot in the head, pulled out of a grave by a robot and wonder around Mojave trying to find a man in a striped suit

>be nevadan
>get mesothelioma from bad weather

Reminder: Nevada has random hot springs in the desert where you can go, get fucked up, and look at snow capped mountains

bamp

That's pic looks nice though

Are those things cleaned periodically? I'd imagine hobos would take showers there or fuck. Sounds nasty.

Ended up having to drive through hawthorne nevada a few years back. Reminded me a lot of the movie The Hills Have Eyes, even had a group of people around the grill of a vehicle using the engine's heat to cook stuff and a lake with a warning about the fish being radioactive. Was pretty neat to see, would never stop or go again though.

>Time to buy a pickup truck, drive into the desert, get drunk and shoot guns.

This is unironically a pretty accurate stereotype. I've done this before.

The further north you go the weirder the small towns get.

It's not wild anymore. It's civilised and boring

Arizona fag here
How similar is Nevada to my state?

There are 10k ft + mountains all over Nevada. In the Great Basin the valley floors are 6k ft. It snows and gets really cold in central to north Nev.

What is the Nevadafag opinion on Fallout:NV?

With enough mental gymnastics you can blame everything on California.

It helps that the closest places to Nevada are Kingman and Bullhead city

Southern Nevada is pretty comfy, to be honest. Especially along the tip near Arizona.