/balt/

SHE SAID IM INSANE YAAAA
I MIGHT BLOW MY BRAIN OUUUT

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nice dubs

too fucking early you fucking cunt

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2D>>>>>>>>>>>DPD

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I wanted to make a bread

make one then

yeah can't trust a shituanian in bread baking

when will you guys join forces into one country already?

you have what, a million people a piece?

Tough luck, kid.

ech whatever
next time

finally i feel like a human but without brains

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b-b-but he fucking cheated

hate that guy

>all latvian flags are mikoto

shut up mikoto, you fucking tool

All posts in this thread are by Mikoto.

>3 ova epizodas
>tai nebuvo Yin kurį verkė kai Hei pasakė kad jiems reikės išsikirti nes tai buvo tik jos stebėtojo dvasią kurį bando perimti Yin kūna
>tai nebuvo Yin kurį pasakė kad "negalėtu gyventi be Hei"
>Tikroji Yin žino kad jie negali gyventi su Hei
baka

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savi šaudė į savus

>Lithuanian politicians speaking in russian

i wanted to reply to one of the posts here, but it had an anime image attached to it, so i decided against it

Seen this today, pretty good t.bh

Which one?

>Penktadienį Seimas skubos tvarka pritarė valdančiosios Lietuvos valstiečių ir žaliųjų sąjungos (LVŽS) iniciatyvai sudaryti laikinąją komisiją, kuri atliktų Lietuvos nacionalinio radijo ir televizijos (LRT) valdymo, finansinės bei ūkinės veiklos parlamentinį tyrimą.
sad violin starts playing for the konservashits

thoughts on new ziedu vija track? youtube.com/watch?v=C0GNlc_tZiE

here's the english translation:

you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch she wants to kiss me

muscular dystrophy ziedu vija already was here
i'm a, i'm a castration did you gf already tell you
you're the ugliest person on in the whole world
you have a tattoo on your neck forever yeah
to not look at you id rather shoot myself
even better maybe you want to stab me in the eyes
spent all my money in oceania
met with your sister, im not gonna tell you what we did
all underages wanna meet me
take a glock put it to your head and do it
finally feel like a human but without brains
now i am able to sacrifice my grandma
will you please help me lucifer
can you give me a gucci bag but not for the tag

you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch she wants to kiss me

your bitch wants to be my bitch
this is an interesting situatian because im gay
i have questions but your answers are sway
my life is one direction and that direction is not straight
lately been feeling a bit coo coo
i show my tits to your gf not the other way around
while you're drinking henesy i eat soup
die if you don't consider heath ledger beautiful
dont look at me, please dont look at me
lip corners pointing downwards, no happiness in my eyes
sniff glue all day, nose whiter than snow
thats why im dumber than a 3 year old
hang yourself with a scarf you bought in milan
or fall asleep forever overdosing on your sofa
unfortunately these options dont work for me
just like your dad who died in iraq

you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch wants to kiss me
you bitch she wants to kiss me

>can't even tie a proper noose
fucking posers
literally dropped

balt

Heard it's a shit place.

Then why are you still here?
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>Istorinė vėliava su Vyčiu turės nuolat plevėsuoti prie pagrindinių valstybės institucijų, o per šventes ir tam tikras atmintinas dienas – prie visų valstybės ir savivaldybių institucijų, diplomatinių atstovybių.

>thought that the Irish are very rich even in ancient times
Not really.

Very good

Because I'm a shit human so I belong here.

>flying ruthenian flags
>good
pisk iš če, igori

>Not really.
I mean colonialism must've been good for you since you were so close to Britain so I would assume that you also got a slice of their pie
Nu galėjai bent jau atsakyti Lietuviškai

How long /balt will surrender if Russia would decide to conquer it?

how long does it take to sign a paper

>Nu galėjai bent jau atsakyti Lietuviškai
Labai gerai. Dabar patenkintas?

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>colonialism must've been good
>assume that you also got a slice of their pie
Is this a joke?

The joke is you.

Ar čia tu? kažkaip neatrodai labai patenkintas

my Irish history knowledge ends at the Great Famine desu was it that bad?

>kažkaip neatrodai labai patenkintas
Man atrodo kad aš buvau pakankamai neutralus

Supratau

>was it that bad
Yes. The five hundred or more years prior to 1950 were in essence a dark age.
The famine was very much a turning point and people started to get very angry very quickly following it, eventually leading to independence.
Emigrants that left during the famine also sent much needed wealth back home.

Ar tikrai?
thanks now I know 1000% more about Irish history than before, do you think Northern Ireland will become part of the main Ireland again?

>think Northern Ireland will become part of the main Ireland again
Most people seem to think so. In the next decade or so if Brexit goes badly or else in the next few decades as the Irish Catholic population is outbreeding the Protestant colonial one.
>Toji no Miko
Good?

Tikrai taip

>Most people seem to think so.
How would that even come to be? Considering they even had a war with Argentina for Falklands, do you think Britain wouldn't start something like that with Ireland?
>Good?
Average desu
Tada gerai

Violet is so cute

Which of the /balt/ countries has the most interesting history? Why?

>How would that even come to be
An agreement was signed in the 1990s (in order to stop IRA terrorism etc.) that allowed Northern Ireland to join with the rest of Ireland once over 50% of people there voted for it.
There are mainly two groups of people in Northern Ireland, Catholics who typically identify as Irish and Protestants who descend from colonists that came from English/Scottish settlers/colonists who came here a few hundred years ago and stole a load of land. Irish Catholics wish to join the rest of Ireland and are outbreeding the Protestant settlers, though Protestants are currently in the majority.
Religion isn't that big a thing there anymore, but people use it as a sort of marker for identity and nationality etc.
Brexit may also mean that there is a hard international border between the north and the south which people won't like and would be bad for both economies.
>do you think Britain wouldn't start something like that with Ireland
Many British people barely know that Northern Ireland is a part of their country and would have difficulty drawing its border (there was a video of this that went viral a few months ago).
It's also an economic black hole and they have to pay billions to keep it running every year.
>Average desu
That chest looks above average desu.

>Which of the /balt/ countries has the most interesting history? Why?
I don't want to boast but,
Lithuania obviously, we had our own Grand Duchy which included all of Belarus and most of Ukraine and parts of Russia and then we had made a commonwealth with Poland and became even a more important european power
>An agreement was signed in the 1990s (in order to stop IRA terrorism etc.) that allowed Northern Ireland to join with the rest of Ireland once over 50% of people there voted for it.
Oh okay that makes sense, though we also had a pact with soviet russia of non aggression and that didn't come out very well, I am not saying that that would happen with Ireland too, but you know how the treaties are...
>Many British people barely know that Northern Ireland is a part of their country and would have difficulty drawing its border (there was a video of this that went viral a few months ago).
lol
>It's also an economic black hole and they have to pay billions to keep it running every year.
is there any purpose for them to have it at all, except that there is more English and Scottish there?
>That chest looks above average desu.
I like your taste

>Lithuania obviously
Think you might be a bit biased. My knowledge of Lithuanian mostly comes from EU4.
>Grand Duchy which included all of Belarus and most of Ukraine and parts of Russia
Do many Lithuanians dream of reclaiming all that old territory and having a large nation once more?
>made a commonwealth with Poland and became even a more important european power
Is the joining with Poland regarded as a positive thing? Do Lithuanian and Polish people like each other today?
>we also had a pact with soviet russia of non aggression and that didn't come out very well
>but you know how the treaties are
True, but Britain doesn't really want it, the rest of Europe would back us up as part of the EU and the US is full of Irish Americans who are quite influential in politics there, and we also make up quite a large segment of their population.
>is there any purpose for them to have it at all
Not really. Its economy was ok around WWII as they did a lot of shipbuilding and such, but after the war most of that industry moved to other countries like Japan and other parts of Asia.
Now it is mostly just British nationalists and conservatives who dream of the glorious imperial days when Britain was strong and mighty (the kind of people that voted for Brexit).
>I like your taste
Thanks. You have excellent taste too.

Why won't you fucking anime freaks leave the general and go back to jacking it to 2d bitches? This general used to be constant shitposting, dub checking and meme creation. Godamn this is depressing

s-she's cute

>Do many Lithuanians dream of reclaiming all that old territory and having a large nation once more?
Not at all, if we were to get all of that land back there would be probably be like 5% of Lithuanians in that whole country, Kalningrad is way more important for us since our culture such as the first Lithuanian book, many of our writers were born there, though its impossible since it belongs to russia and is full of russians
>Is the joining with Poland regarded as a positive thing?
Positive because Poles helped us to repel the Muscovy and negative because of Polonization where many Lithuanians became Poles and because of that we lost our capital for some time in the interwar period because it was full of "poles"
>Do Lithuanian and Polish people like each other today?
No
>True, but Britain doesn't really want it, the rest of Europe would back us up as part of the EU and the US is full of Irish Americans who are quite influential in politics there, and we also make up quite a large segment of their population.
Oh yes that makes quite a lot of sense
>Not really.
Is Belfast as a city any good?
>Thanks. You have excellent taste too.
What do you think of the "ship girls"' such as the one in the pic?

>Do many Lithuanians dream of reclaiming all that old territory and having a large nation once more?
Some do, but they're retards who don't understand that it was never "Lithuanian land" to begin with. It was inhabited by ruthenians and wasn't lithuanian neither ethnically, nor culturally. Modern Lithuanian borders coincide almost perfectly with ethnic lith lands of the GDL (one could argue about Gardinas and Lyda, I guess).
>Is the joining with Poland regarded as a positive thing? Do Lithuanian and Polish people like each other today?
Of course, we're bestest of pals. We even share our favorite national pastimes with them.

>onstant shitposting, dub checking and meme creation
goddamn, i miss that

>tas lenkų gerbėjas vėl čia
grįžk į lenkija

Do you think he'll ever publicize the full article?

>Lithuanians like poles
you must be either retarded or deaf or have never heard what other Lithuanians think about Poland

>is full of russians
Do they have any desire to join up with you?
>Is Belfast as a city any good
I don't know honestly. It's quite poor and divided culturally, and there can be violence sometimes.
It's supposed to be better in recent years and there is more jobs and touristy stuff like attractions, restaurants and bars.
Were you planning on going there or something?
>What do you think of the "ship girls"'
There is so many Kancolle images these days it's hard not to like them. The boorus are filled with images of ship girls.
I played the Kancolle game for a short period a few years ago.
>the one in the pic
I like her, though there aren't many pictures of her last time I checked. Quite a fan of Hatsu though.

>we're bestest of pals
I'm getting mixed messages here.
>even share our favorite national pastimes with them
What would they be?

Greitu laiku, duok Dieve.
Litwin to najlepszy Polak.

Then post stuff that you want instead of coming by a few times a month just to complain how shit everything is and then leave.

>What would they be?
Eating shit and wallowing in self pity.

>Do they have any desire to join up with you?
like 0 desu
>Were you planning on going there or something?
not really I was just interested since you know its the biggest city there
>There is so many Kancolle images these days it's hard not to like them. The boorus are filled with images of ship girls.
exquisite taste
>I played the Kancolle game for a short period a few years ago.
I tried to get into it but the language barrier made everything too hard and confusing did you like it when you had played it?
>I like her, though there aren't many pictures of her last time I checked. Quite a fan of Hatsu though.
once again a perfect taste

>what other Lithuanians think about Poland
Do both Lithuanians and Polish dislike each other, or is it just Lithuanians disliking Poles?

>Eating shit
Doesn't sound fun.
>wallowing in self pity
Sounds very fun. We like that too.

>did you like it when you had played it
Not really. As you said the language barrier didn't help and it doesn't seem very interactive, you just setup your fleet and tell them where to go etc.
>perfect taste
Think it's safe to say at this stage that we both have perfect taste. Hopefully we don't find anything that goes against this theory.

Nice Hatsu
>Do both Lithuanians and Polish dislike each other, or is it just Lithuanians disliking Poles?
Yes there is quite a lot of Poles who dislike us too especially the Polish minority in Lithuania itself i'd say that we have a better relationship with those in Poland rather than the ones in Lithuania since most of them are pro-russian quite a lot
>Hopefully we don't find anything that goes against this theory.
Better not test it then imo

Doubt so, I think the janny finally got him.
What's the point if my posts will be drowned in waves of fucking chinese cartoon pictues? It never ends this shit

There's like 2 people posting anime stuff regularly, you're making it seem worse than it is.

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>like one thread gets filled in the whole freaking day
>"waves of fucking chinese cartoon pictues?"
hmmm

>There's like 2 people posting anime stuff regularly
Those and ONLY those "2 people" seem to be posting here 24/7... Yeh, sure. It is that bad.

bow, ye shits

Anime website

>the horse fucker is angry he can't post mlp
ahh yes

dubs checking is boring anyway

Quite.

>post mlp
>get banned
xd

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According to the polandball wiki Lithuania and Ireland appear to be married and Latvia is some sort of potato sister.
I'm confused. Maybe it isn't the best place to research history.

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>According to the polandball wiki

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The threads are really slow during the day though since the anime posters are at school.

>the polandball wiki
I'm sorry, I don't know how I ended up there either.

>I'm sorry
you are forgiven because of that Jeanne pic

>you are forgiven because of that Jeanne pic
Thanks. Is reading such material a very large crime? I haven't read those comics actively in years.

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>Is reading such material a very large crime?
I just think that, that stuff is highly unfunny desu its the same shitty jokes all the time I never understood people who found it funny

>same shitty jokes all the time
Feel like all the stereotypes would get old after a while, yes.
I remember laughing at a few the first time I read them a few years ago though. Like the one of Japan going from a militaristic nation to an anime kawaii neko after the US smacked them.

True, true it might be quite funny for the first few times but it gets repetitive and overused jokes

am I the only one who eats stuff very quickly? I don't think that is normal

>am I the only one who eats stuff very quickly?
yes

do you eat food slowly? I never understood it desu, the best thing is not the taste but swallowing it desu