Security is too tight my sweet child. Nothing is gonna happen.
David Jackson
I hope there's a terrorist attack on top of the rest of the shitshow
Ethan Bailey
Oh, ye of little faith. Or, perhaps too much faith in the Brazilian security services.
Brayden Rogers
Imagine that in 8 hours, we have the mother of all happenings.
A city actually falling for a terrorist attack.
Sup Forums has a seizure while we have a "London Has Fallen" tier happening. Main political leaders being picked up one after another.
I'm so worried. I live near a place where the preparations are being made and people are talking about weird movement all the time.
Tell me it's gonna be okay, guys.
Jordan Butler
i'd get out of town if i was you i work for a tajikistani KGB cell in angloland, we're planning something very big in rio remember guys, no uzbek
Landon Wood
>remember guys, no uzbek
Christopher Adams
Our military is guarding the events, they are one of the world's best. I don't think they deserve to get terror attacks, ffs..
William Thomas
Rightful Turkmenistan Clay!
Elijah Scott
lmao at super bacteria
David Howard
Don't worry, Brazilian intelligence services will solve everything.
Isaac Brooks
Hey dad wtf, pray for us.
Nathaniel Carter
it never ceases to completely amaze me how naive you swedes are and continue to be
is your ability to learn stunted?
Juan Peterson
Maybe we will get lucky and only Canadian athletes will be killed
Kevin Price
>brazilian security
Lucas Baker
This is an excellent way of seeing what Europe and America will look like in 30 years.
Charles Long
Hey idiot are you not too busy with BLM closing down your airports or something?
Ian Allen
That is pretty accurate.
Mason Torres
To be fair ladm8 nothing happened at the Euros either and Sup Forums was convinced about that.
I'd love a happening but there's no such thing as a guarantee.
Julian Cox
>yfw Seal Team 6 has to go in and save the US synchronized swimming team.
Easton Hall
t.
Anthony Gomez
Sup Forums is meming too hard as usual. the world cup was bigger and lasted longer than the olympics did and wasn't exactly a catastrophe.
yeah i get it rio is a shithole but i don't understand why Sup Forums is chimping out acting like it will trigger the end of the world
Cooper Cooper
Why has the CDC issued a travel warning for Miami re: zika, but no one has warned people not to go to Rio? Is it really that important to have people go to a huehue shithole?
Christian Sanders
ISIS wasn't in existence during the world cup.
Michael Perry
I wish for the day you guys actually fire a whole bunch of missiles right into the most nigger and criminal infested favelas and then send in the army and clean up the rest. Hives of scum and villainy.
Elijah Phillips
MAY KHWAREZM RISE AGAIN!
Brody Watson
Damn. The chances of happening here, and another US wide chimpout
This gun be one comfy Friday night!
Ian Flores
papa Poortugal with the bantz
Thomas Anderson
Anyone have that image of the Brazil security guy standing guard at a gate with a FUCKING MANPAD over his shoulder?
Robert Scott
'no'
Christopher Hernandez
Why didn't you have a couple criminals on motorbikes force the Muslims to the ATM?
Elijah Powell
>yfw SEAL Team 6 IS the US synchronized swimming team
Robert Rodriguez
This tbqhfam
Owen Long
Whoa. That really makes you think.
Christian Lewis
There was a surge of terrorist attacks in the 2nd week of July, in Europe. In August, they suddenly stopped.
Really makes you think..
Kevin Miller
2nd half*
Jaxson Collins
>they are everywhere. UNIVERSITY TEACHER gets deported from France for trying a terror attack
And thats why we need to Transfer them all back where they belong. You cant be save. not talking about the "little Jihad" they are performing on us on a daily basis: rape, robbery and so on
Ryan Perry
>mfw I'm a doctor and will be working during the opening show at the fucking general hospital literally next to the stadium
I'm honestly scared.
Samuel Lee
I know someone in Brazil. Haven't spoke to him in ages though, you guys can surely fight back right? I know you can!
Nicholas Carter
Everything is fine till the police gets corrupted too my dear gay friend.
Just look at us.
Thomas Cook
B U M P U M P
Wyatt Allen
ganbare
Joseph Campbell
Explain that webm
Kevin Martinez
if you're telling the truth than good luck my southern friend, stay safe
Justin Ward
Sweet flag.
The black man at the front has discovered fire and the other tribes are trying to steal it.
Mason Ramirez
I expect a 3 point ISIS attack.
First, suicide bombers take out the civilians, then when police and rescue move in, more suicide bombers take out LEO and EMS, creating more chaos.
While everyone is busy at the stadium, ISIS makes their way to the Olympic dorms and attacks the Israeli team and/or American team.
(To: Alphabet Men. This is speculation, I have know knowledge of it really happening and if it does, it's just because I've read too much Tom Clancy.)
Zachary Garcia
It is the truth. We had plenty of training this month just to deal with a possible terrorist attack.
Pro-tip, when a lot of victims arrive at a hospital from one of these attacks, we are trained NOT TO revive anyone who is not breathing, but to focus on the ones who can easily and surely be stabilized.
It's basically
>if the person can walk then send it to the infirmary >if the person cannot walk then quickly evaluate it's situation and treat only life threatening wounds if there are unconscious people around, send immediately to the infirmary then >if the person is not conscious then set it as a priority and treat it immediately >if the person is not breathing than it's dead, move on
Ethan Rogers
Who else ready for the mother of all showdowns? >BOPE VS >FAVELA MONKEYS VS >ISIS in a triple threat match.
I figured a post like this wouldn't slide so fast.
Mason Allen
Kek will bless us with a happening from Rio tonight
Parker Thompson
ITS HAPPENING!!
Eli Phillips
>>yfw SEAL Team 6 IS the US synchronized swimming team
it's both the men's AND women's team. Makes you think.
Camden Perez
Security is about as tight as Hillary's slimy old cunt. They're fucked
Christopher Miller
Can we please for the love of Kek, get a stream room to watch at least the opening ceremony. I'm not smart enough to set it up, I just want to watch body parts flying all over the place with my fellow polacks and to make funny jokes about how a leg flopped around in the air a funny way.
Liam Lee
I really wish for HUEPPENING to take place, unlike France terroris attacks this time it would be very far from me, something implying nuclear weapons would be higly appreciated.
