Brazil Olympics

Bus of 40 people hijacked, robbed; 3 Swedish tourists kidnapped, rescued by BOPE
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Pic related, food served in the olimpic village

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>Going yo brazil
>Ever

I knew Brazil is fucked, because of all the time I spend on LiveLeak.

HAEUHUAEHUUAEHUHAEUHU

JEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJE

Based POPE!
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>people have been brainwashed by leftist propaganda into thinking going to Brazil ever is a good idea
If I was an olympic athlete, I'd sit this one out.

Serves those dipshits right.

I hope they get redpilled from their experience.

also
>Dubs
>based bope

Of course the people getting kidnapped are swedish...
Every god damn time

Where do you think Stockholm Syndrome got its name

They should send out a BOPE squad close to the Olympic center so that shit doesn't happend again.

BOPE the saviors

I feel bad for the athletes. In some cases this is their only Olympics. You train your whole fucking life and you get this shitshow.

>Swedes

I'm glad. They've been a foremost force in keeping socialism alive in the 21st century.

I always thought brazil would be an awesome place to visit with Copacabana beach, music, food and women etc but now after the world cup and olympics i just see it as a third world shit hole i will never go to.

probably that's the reason the entire russian team "doped"

absolutely red pilled nation

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeh I'm so surprised.

This

Dear Lord, are those Somalis hurt?

Also - is that cream cheese? There are hints of brown in it

The swedes should be used to getting fucked by coloreds by now.

They'll probably applaud the kidnappers for being brave enough to "do something".

This is what being a tourist in BR during the olympics will be like.

youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg

Those kidnappers are so stunning and brave

Not much different from the lunch I'm eating literally right now.

Olympic
Lives
Matter

What the hell is that white thing, a sock to wipe your mouth with?

Those jungle sounds. Eeeek eeek oook!

why are you eating bread and shaving cream

...

Look better than typical European (re: white) meals.

huh

I guess that's legit. But I guess I'm glad I don't eat bread and a marshmallow for lunch.

PLZ, BLESS US WITH A HAPPENING TODAY

Gross

A vulgar knockoff of this.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meringue

lmao is that a dead mouse on the hotdogs

>Swedish tourists kidnapped, rescued by BOPE

implying those Swedes didn't just go along willingly to get culturally enriched.

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>swedes pussy

As a matter of fact they literally did.

According to them, they wanted to go up the slum and got lost. I shit you not.

Why would anyone go up a slum in a third world country is beyond my comprehension, though.

RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

they are completely different

got any more of those comics?

Looks good

>Bandidos capturam turistas que fotografavam favela no Rio

D E S E R V E D I T

>Criminals kidnap tourists that visited favelas to take pictures

This man is 100% right.
What in the absolute fuck were they thinking?
Is their love for BBC THAT strong?

what a violent nigger infested shithole 2bh phams

>Why would anyone go up a slum in a third world country is beyond my comprehension, though.


They are Swedes, they lack the common sense that the rest of us have through experience.

It's an aftereffect of living in a bubble.Sad.

>they are completely different

>Meringue: egg whites, sugar, cornstarch or gelatin.

>That shit (from wikipedia): Maria mole's base ingredients are sugar and gelatin. Sometimes, egg whites are also added. The most popular flavor is coconut, but others such as strawberry also exist.

You are right. It's not like a meringue: it's a failed nigger attempt at making meringue.

Funny, I've eaten the Hispanic version in Puerto Rico and it's identical to the original recipe. Don't know why Brazilians need to fuck it up by adding extra flavors.

We have what 3 hours until it begins right?

Meringes are shit rock-hard or sandy-hard mouth-drying sugar tasting overrated pieces of shit desserts.

Maria-Moles are soft, mashmellow like coconut flavored god tier desserts.

They are basically a more jelly-like mashmellow with coconut pieces.

Oh christ it gets better. I'll try my best to translate this but as a proper failure at life during a holiday I am already drunk, so I hope this properly conveys what happened:
>We talked to the Uber driver for the trio, that was still really shaken by the crime. “I picked them up in Jacarepaguá, to bring them to the downtown. On the way, they asked to take some pictures. I told them it was really dangerous, but they insisted. One of them left the car and started to take pictures and film. Suddenly, someone came with a pistol, telling them to go into the Favela. They left the vehicle and I sped away looking for help”.

>Swedes are taught a beautiful lesson in multiculturalism and have to be bailed out by BOPE
Beautiful.

>he likes marshmallows
have fun sucking monkey sperm

>rainbow six siege

I only feel bad they didn't get the full taste of the fruits of enrichment.

Pretty sure you're not contractually allowed to do that.

Wasn't it known since like 2009 or 2010 that the summer Olympics of 2016 would be hosted in Brazil? Would've given you plenty of time to figure out contractual problems, or not sign one in the first fucking place

Disgusting.

>meringes are shit rock-hard or sandy-hard
I understand that by eating them with favela-rotten teeth and lacking available tap water they might feel like that to you. But they really aren't.

>Maria-Moles are soft, mashmellow like coconut flavored

Basically you wanted to make meringues, but you didn't realize that once you mix all the ingredients you actually have to cook them. So you ended up with a fagass knockoff of them. And you also managed to furtherly increase their gayness by adding sissy flavoring like coconut. Good job.

oh, so that's where hillary left my cock

Don't forget, a cock against Hillary is a cock for drumhpmh

vote with your heads, sheeple

That's not how it works. People don't start training 4 years before the olympics, they train for a very, very long time. To do that, they need funding, which they obtain by signing up on olympic teams, for example. It's usually not the kind of contract you can walk away from for free and be an athlete ever again after.

Is our 3rd world shithole better than Brazil?

One thing is for sure we will be getting a lot of redpilled sports dudes out of this nonsense.

Giving OLYMPIC Athletes freaking white bread to eat.. you really have to wonder lol

I'd eat the fuck out of that.

Id say i would eat the fuck out of that but knowing your flag that shit is probably like pickled brain or some shit.

As long as its the wine / sprite version which are miles better than the vinegar version

It's just pork

Fuck pee noise ruining my dota games queue on the SEA monkey server you diaper loving fuck.

I like vinegar anyway. I'd take it.

Flip food truck when?

Brazil olympics is comedy gold

hear the man, I want to fap

>rescued by BOPE

Based Nascimento is doing his work

I gurantee you seen the livepiss video of the guy in brazil getting beat with a pipe then stabbed

This actually isn't correct. It's not that these people are contractually obligated to do the Olympics, it's that some of these events they NEED to do in their prime (gymnastics for example peaks around 18/19). These people are unfortunately either forced to go now or compete later with a lesser performance

everytime I see a BOPE car I think of that based movie, i'm not even in rio, brazil is one giant rio tho

Is that mushrooms and beef? Looks great.

>coconut
My weak-spot goddamnit.

We hate teaming up with Malaysians and Indonesian

Sorry, though I usually win when I play at your server using spirit breaker at US West.

Just go to Commiefornia, theres tons of Flips there.

My faggot cousin is in Washington actually married a guy also makes this.

Same

And we thought our Olympics at Stratford was shite.

TBQH that looks actually tasty.

NIgga you can afford internet and live in one of the world's cheapest meat markets what the fuck are you doing eating a fluffernutter sans peanutbutter or any fucking hope or shame?

Was there ever any doubt? Filipinos are bros, we Spainfags love you, guys.

I find that drawing sad but also arousing

No
That's pork's belly skin

Juicy taste

WA here. Any idea what the place is called? I wanna try it

>Buttered banana bread
kek

>Steals the macaroon.
>It's BR huehuehue

What if i hate coconut?

commoner tier

>yo
>kill

Every time

I wanna try that but why would you pair it with a fucking dinner roll, maybe some fruit or some shit but what's south america's deal with bread and sugary shit.

Sorry I havent traveled to the USA yet, maybe if Trump wins and built the wall. I wanna take pictures of it and cry.

Fun Fact: Nascimento's actor, Wagner Moura, became a raging leftist and supports our Socialist party. In fact, now he claims that playing Captain Nascimento was a torture because he embodies all the values he now fights against.

What the honest fuck are you eating?

>mfw brits athletes have banned all Brazilian maids from cleaning their rooms cause stuff keeps going missing when they do

Speaking of maids

independent co uk/sport/general/boxing/rio-2016-boxer-rape-arrested-hassan-saada-olympics-moroccan-latest-a7174191.html

>become a faggy socialist
>get fat and sloppy

theres gotta be a connection here

>world's cheapest meat markets
Brazilian meat is disgusting. They don't have Aberdeen Angus, Shorthorns or Dutch-Argentines.

All they have is pic related: Tough leathery Cebu meat because of their tropical climate. They put a shitton of seasoning and spices on it to make it tolerable.

sooooo he's fighting against fighting against raging crime in the favelas? And he admits to that?

Forgot the pasta.

>A Moroccan boxer has been arrested and jailed in Rio de Janeiro after an allegation of attempted rape was made against him, just one day before he was due to fight at the Olympic Games.

>Hassan Saada, 22, was arrested by police on Friday morning after allegations of sexual assault were made against him by two Brazilian women who work in the Olympic Village in Barra da Tijuca as waitresses. The attacks were alleged to have taken place on Wednesday, according to information given by the two women in their statements.

>Police have confirmed that Saada will be jailed for 15 days while they conduct a rape investigation, although suspects can be held for longer under Brazilian law while a case is investigated.

>elite
PATRICIAN

Sand niggers can't keep it in their pants!

One of our top golfers refused from the get go to go because it wasnt in their interest of his family, and after being criticised for half a day a dozen other golfers got the balls to drop out as well.