Is Germany the mystical and wonderful place I imagine it to be?

Is Germany the mystical and wonderful place I imagine it to be?

>Friendly villagers drinking beer
>Men and women wearing leiderhosen and stuffs
>Beautiful medival building everywhere
>Beautiful blonde girls wanting my exotic samurai dick

I'm ready to go

hitler was cool

Yes
t. I've been in Munich

japs are stereotyped as small dicked nuked subhumans in the western hemisphere.

Probably in Oktoberfest

>Beautiful blonde girls wanting my exotic samurai dick
this

>Beautiful blonde girls wanting my exotic samurai dick

What is this? :D
× my exotic samurai dick
○ my poor micro sausage

just go to Alsace France, no need to visit Germany lmao

Absolutely not. I will never understand why so many foreigners idolize this shithole

I have a bad memory of a French girl I liked getting Blacked at a party :|

in reality
>all historical architecture destroyed by bombs and cities rebuilt with shitty 60s brutalist commieblocks
>foreigners everywhere, especially aggressive muslims attacking people for no reason, crime is very high
>trash and graffiti everywhere, dirty as fuck
>roads and bridges crumbling, no infrastructure, public transportation is unreliable
>women look like men
>people are among the poorest in europe and depressed/suicidal

just forget about it

I know it is not truth.
Do Germans dislike Japanese tourists? :_3

No everyone likes Asians and especially Japanese because they're not brown/muslims. And it is the truth, I'm afraid.

Where can we find Beautiful medieval buildings and friendly villagers in Europe?

France

Small southern German towns

Ghent

Rural France & Italy, Switzerland, Austria.

Monteriggione.

>japanese
>not brown
Wut?

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SHOO SHOO PAJEET

South Germany

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Based Catholics.
Fuck Pr*testants.

Whiter than u, João

AHHH
*sniff*
the pride of the US

t. Ossi

>women look like men


Yo I fucking wish my countrys women could look as androgynous as yours do

LA is Mexican territory at this point

>yellow = brown
>brazilian education

>Friendly villagers drinking beer
true
>Men and women wearing leiderhosen and stuffs
only in Bavaria
>Beautiful medival building everywhere
true
>my exotic samurai dick
*mini benis

In Germany there are still many beautiful places
and wonderful people and good points.
Although there are problems of many refugees and immigration in Germany,
but every country has more or less such problem.

So, If we see and experience a little bad things in Germany,
I think Japanese won't be disappointed in Germany. :3