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the day of the rope will come for single linkers

/luso/

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do you even know the definition of compactness, you fucking muppet

Whom is Rorke?

can't stop throwing up gang signs when someone takes a pic of me when I'm drunk, it's gonna get me hurt one dayy

should i have wank yes/no......

he's the man who fixed the 1919 world series

brilliant post

ynoes

getting real tired of metokurs shit to be honest

me

cocaine 2bh lads

a powerwank

>A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

business idea: write a song, but it's just screaming and a symbol constantly being clashed

appeal to the youngins

Managed to book Split with the lads, lads. Feeling it could be a grave mistake.

any tummy man in?

Cocaine is mint

that film is pure kino
why do so many people says its terrible

Do you think we drop articles from the English language? Foreigners struggle with them and lets be honest, we should be accompanying to all peoples.

Thoughts?

>symbol

Aesthetic image

*licks*

You'll be fine mate. It's a great place.

fuck off /shit/pol

Levels of /brit/

Level 0:
>participating in discussions about British culture

Level 1:
>falling for JF bait

Level 2:
>posting /brit/ exclusive memes

Level 3:
>making the new

Level 4:
>making nonsense posts talking to on one

na its a drug

*dies*

Theatrical cut is shite. Directors cut is gold.

poogger

COR

find you painfully boring

actual pic of me

>nonsense posts
only to you yank brainlets

14 of us going and they're all very picky and judgmental. All complaining about it already. We'll see.

hey
fuck off
yeah you, fuck off

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Some people will have seen the theatrical cut which is terrible. Others don't fully comprehend the nuances and subtleties of the performances/characters. For me it's better than Gladiator.

step aside, little man
lest you get torn in twain

love peanut butter
hate crunchy peanut butter

Lord of the Rings is better than Game of Thrones
Warhammer 40K is better than Star Trek
Dune is better than Star Wars

Fuuuuck stop it

Do you think we drop continuous tense forms from the English language? Foreigners struggle with them and lets be honest, we should be accompanying to all peoples.

Thoughts?

Godd luck then. Hope you have a great time.

orlando bloom, total twat

Said "Control your emotions woman, lest you be controlled in their stead" to my GF

needless to say she wasn't happy

just got called a poo nigger at the school crossing

>tfw can't take a cheap trip to the continent
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stoned wanks desu

fite me

In driving lessons in Britain do you drive a manual or automatic car?

To trifle with the vocabulary which is the vehicle of social intercourse is to tamper with the currency of human intelligence.

matched with a VERY fit trap on the 'der by accident lads. think i might try and do the ol' willy in the bum with him/her

car drives itself

>can literally afford to just forget about this flight and never think about it again

It feels good alright.

man.

making the willy red, am i?

bit gay

haha class

Chain them up and fist them.

Croatian landlord recommends it, can't be that bad.

>no willy up the bum

plen

ugly, thin-lipped, no good whore

Why do women at work let me say or do whatever I want to them? There's a literal 9/10 who was eating a "Angel Slice" at her desk so I told her that was her new name and called it her for days then she said "Ill be a Bakewell tart if you want " and smiled and I was speechless

it's not fair
I have family friends in Devon and during secondary they regularly went on school trips to Europe
meanwhile I genuinely haven't left this country since 2006

You MUST share a picture

how about this

the literal worst flavours

they think you are me

God night lads.
Have a driving test tomorrow so i have to go a little bit early this time.

>willy in the bum is different to will up the bum
pls explain mr potato

South Africa relies on 3g and 4g for internet, they tried fiber but the niggers just dig up and steal the copper cables

my kind of pot noodle if you know what i mean

Just stubbed my toe, lads :(
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looks unintelligent, unfit for a gentleman of refined taste such as myself

some champagne socialist is having a whale of a time lampooning their view of what a brexiteer is

that hash looks like small animal poo

bummed my mate bradley for a laugh once
called him brittany while at it though, not into that gay stuff
marrying him next week :)

post a high res picture of it

>fiber
FOY

>fibre
>copper
FOB (fuck off brainlet)

once had a pot noodle and it was the most vile thing I've ever tasted

i see you are a man of class. pardon my disrespect.

>fibre
>copper

fiber is not made from copper you cunt

>tfw I don't have copper fiber to power my internet

The second largest construction firm in the UK is in huge financial trouble lads
43,000 jobs at stake

Ate some copper to get some fibre in my diet

imagine knowing what fibres are made of fucking nerds

any poetry fans here

>he doesn't have copper fiber
lol, i get like 50GB/s DL+UL, stay mad

hmmm yes ahhhh, hmmm, yes, indeed, hmmmm yes ahhhh yes hmmm indubitably hmmm, indeed, ahhh yes hmmm, ahh yes

alri Tarq

i feel like a gucci ad lib brrrr

povvo poles go back to russia

hand

good
more jobs for the brown guys

poetry man in?

which? it's not barratt is it?