How can I find love in Venezuela?
How can I find love in Venezuela?
You'd probably be one of the few males not shot, stabbed, hanged, or kidnapped. White on top of that, you could literally just pick and choose a girl
Literally just bring her food. She'll be so grateful she'll marry you on the spot.
Latinas are for latinos only, go to russia and enjoy the cold.
>Psst... I have 5 dollar in my pocket
>WoW user, are you rich?
take toilet paper
And a cell phone
Samsung or Apple
I am a CHI
I have a BSC ( Big Spic Cock), so no problem there
in Miami
But I'm not russian
Money, big penis and huge amounts of semen to release inside her conchita
I know for a fact that they are not, Pedro.
canned food
and she's colombian, not venezuelan
Then how come I can't get one?
Chiii
no, but you can find death very easily
also the government is arresting americans to use as trade coin with the US
>colombian
more like CULOmbian
hot damn
Do latinas dress like that in their respective countries?
What about HTC? Motorola?
>go to Venezuela
>trade Venezuelan wife for pork
>they accept because they have no money to pay otherwise
> How can I find love in Venezuela
Come to my neighborhood. There are hundreds of them
Tell her that you won't rob her or kill her, she will follow you eternally
Yes
by smashing american imperialism
kys imperialist and imperialist shills
your days are numbered, scum
cosmogolico
gusano
> tfw you see girls dress like this on a daily basis and you need to keep your dick under control
God damn, I love latinas .. unfortunately where I am, they are few and far between.
I know your pain, burger.
be a different person
how do latino countries not have a 10+ birthrate?
I would love to take a trip to Venezuela but I don't want to get shot or kidnapped.
This thread makes me want to learn Spanish.
condoms. also as weird as it sounds, most women here, even the poor as fuck ones receive pregnancy guidance and birth control devices, I know this because I used to work with people of a low educated segment of the population of my city
Promise them toilet paper.
>even the poor as fuck ones receive pregnancy guidance and birth control devices
>the same isn't true in first world USA
do venezuelans tend to have a more hourglass shaped body type than mexican women?
Yes, it's that tiny bit of them african genes. Same applies to Cubans, PRicans, Dominicans, Colombians and Panamanians
Health centers give you condoms for free, girls can get free IUD depending on the State.
Who is she?
> iud
yes this is not that uncommon,though not as common as that sort of chip they implant in one of their underarms to regulate hormones. Every girl here seems to have it
...
drugs and dollars.
Fuck me
Venezuela has outstanding girls, but this specific one is Colombian. Next time use #venezolana on instagram, dude
venezuelan men tend to have a more hourglass shaped body type than mexican women
MOMMY
I want a russian gf
>tfw no Catholic Russian gf