Ask a Mexican anything

Ask a Mexican anything

Where are you from?

How do I tell the difference between homosexual Mexicans and chilangos?

Mexico
You can't

which is the best state to visit?

most aesthetic city in mexico?

Yucatán, Oaxaca, Chiapas, Mexico City, Quintana Roo or Guanajuato, depends on what you want

Taxco, Guanajuato and San Miguel de Allende

¿Porque las chicas no me quieren?

- Ugly
- Autistic
- Poor
- Fat
- Short
- Rude AF
- Dirty
- Quiet AF
- Boring AF
- No sense of humour

You tell me

thanks

Si te estoy preguntando a ti wey
Ayuda me mano

Es cualquiera de esas opciones, posiblemente varias

Mmmmm pues
Entonces ayuda me. ¿Que quieren las chicas mexicanas en un hombre?

How do I get a mexican gf that looks like this?

Puedes ser feo pero con del humor y carisma y tendras una morra. O juega futbol

- Don't be an autist
- Be tall
- Be rich
- Be funny
- Be athletic
- Learn how to dance
- Be white
- Don't be quiet

Any combination of the above. But not being an autist is essential, if you are, everything else doesn't matter.

Be rich and not a dick

What's considered tall and rich in M*xico?

Not you

:(

1.80 and having dollars

>thai

Oh men,you probably look like a sureño i got bad news for you.

>Don't be an autist
>Be tall
>Be rich
>Be funny
>Be athletic
>Learn how to dance
>Be white
>Don't be quiet
>O juega futbol
Se ve como estoy jodido y que voy a morir solo :D
Ni modo

*man

Sólo abeja tú mismo

Fuck so close :C

Idk wtf those are but that sounds bad

how do i get a cute mexican gf

blame chinese and coreans they gave bad reputation to the asians.

See + Be clean AF

Si eso era todo lo que tocaba ya tendria una novia.
¿Pero ya que? Mejor me enfocó en algo mas en mi vida

K-Pop is like the new anime for weird teen girls, so Koreans would probably have it good here.

¿A cuántas mujeres has invitado a salir en el último año?

3. 2 chicanas y una china (creo). Y todos dijieron que no. Siempre trato a empezar un conversacion pero despues de todo no trabaja nada. Y cada ves me da un poco de verguenza

Sigue intentando. Yo conozco a alguien que se ve exactamente igual a Miguel Layún, de 1.83cm apunto de graduarse de la carrera de medicina, y me ha tocado ver que lo rechacen.

Yeah but in their minds k-pop guy = tiny, skinny, stylish, kinda "handsome" young asian. Not the cringe, horny, creepy asian tourist/businessman who wants a "mexican señorita with a nice booty booty :D"

Las mujeres gringas estan rotas. Mata toda esperanza de un futuro con ellas, entierra cualquier tipo de lastima o consideracion que les tengas y veelas como los sacos de semen que son, usalas para tu placer y cuando quieras algo en serio, viaja a un país conservador a buscar esposa.

/r9k/ pls go

I’m sorry:(

Si pero deveras que ya soy cansado de ser rechasado. Al final no tengo nada que ofrecer que algien mas no puede hacer mejor

A mi no me interesa las gringas para decirte la verdad. Muchas aqui son mas trabajo que se necesita

chicanos please fuck off

Best city to find twinks?

He's basically saying that you probably look like an indio cochino (dirty Amerindian), aka the most unattractive men in Mexico.

chi?

Guadalajara

I want something relatively quiet, a nice beach, some nice trails, affordable rent, college aged women, and not ugly.

Sip. Piel caramelo y pelo negro

Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco
Mérida, Yucatán (I doesn't have a nice beach, but it's close to many)

...

Who is this semen demon?

She only looks good in OP

>She only looks good in OP

You had to delete her sister from that pic

Que piensan los Mexicanos (no tu, hablo de la poblacion general), de los colombianos?

Holy shit lmao actually laughing

aca en boston todos los centracas y mexicanos nos alaban a los paisas y a los colombianos en general, hablando en serio

hablas nahuatl?

Esta entre "nuestros hermanos latinos" y "criminales". De vez en cuando salen noticias de bandas colombinas de ladrones y demás. Pero principalmente nada, la verdad. Cumbias, cocaína y mujeres con gran culo también.

Estudié raíces etimológicas en nahualt y hasta ahí.

what the fuck

> tfw caldense
Soy como un paisa pero mejorado senpai, feel good desu

no se como sea en mexico asi que solo hablo lo que he visto aca

>soy como un paisa
no, usted es un paisa, sin cambios

Why can't /lat/ be something like this thread? when anons have actual conversations in Spanish not just autistic screeching

planea regresar algun dia o se piensa radicar alla?

por que iban a alabar los mexicanos a los combianos

Are you an aztec?

Mexican

so you're an aztec, cool.

Yeah

¿Qué significa pachuco?

Una subcultura de los mexicanos nacidos en Estados Unidos en los años 40s, que implicaba vestir de "zoot suit" (como la máscara) y bailar mambo. Moda adoptada y popularizada en México por Tin-Tan

What was his fucking problem?

ni idea, pero ya he hablado con varios (a lo mejor no tantos mexicanos como centracas) y muchos me dicen que les agradan mucho los paisas y la cultura paisa, lo que es raro es que no hablan de los colombianos en general sino solo de los paisas, aparte de que reconocer a un paisa es bastante facil

no se, tengo muchos amigos en miami asi que puede que me valla alla, o me devuelva a medellin, pero por el momento me quedo aca

"Commies" were "going to make Mexico look like a backward shithole" during the Olympics or something, and god forbids the civilized world thinks bad of Mexico. Phew, dodged a bullet right there, right?

Taringa

taco burrito ajajajajajaja ay caramba?

>killed chilango commies
nothing at all, he might have saved the country

ebin suomi mammi pekka perkele :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

hmmmm muy interestingoso

They are the same thing, chilangos are the biggest bunch of faggots there is.

When speaking to other native speakers do you say, for example, "yo soy" or just "soy?" Is it like this for all verbs?

You can say both, it doesn't matter. And yes.

What is your opinion on texmex food?
And what authentic mexican food is a must to try?

>-Don't be an autist

I managed to fail in the very first point. Almost a skill.

Just use "soy", saying "yo soy" will give away that you're not a native speaker or at least good at the language and people will not take you very seriously.

I think I've never tried it, but it looks like some of the bland food from the Northern states.
- Pozole
- Mole
- Red rice
- Huevos Rancheros with chilaquiles
- Birria consommé
- Squash flower cream
- Tacos: al pastor, barbacoa and cochinita pibil
- Pork in green sauce with squash
- Sweet bread (particulary "pan de muerto" and "conchas")
- Atole
- Chocolate drinks
- Jamoncillo
- Alegrias

Dunno

pan de muerto is overrated, also what is jamoncillo? ate?

*farts*

I think it's called "dulce de leche" in some places

chances are, in germany, you will never try mexican food anyway.

there are some mexican restaurants in the cities and I can cook stuff myself as soon as I find a recipe

yeah, i've never heard anyone call it jamoncillo, i don't like to eat much more than one bar cause i feel like vomiting desu or my head starts to hurt

They aren't THAT sweet desu

its called jamoncillo
it is disgustingly sweet

curious, how are the restaurants? Do they have mexicans or just poor easter europeans working there? besides I herd the spiciest thing you can find in germany are bell peppers.

We call it jamoncillo here up north.

Nah, they are fine. Probably among the friendliest candy a foreigner could ever eat in here. My Spanish friends and one Danish lad I met loved them.

We need mexican gfs in Canada

stick to impregnating beavers.

I don't know if they are real mexicans, but they seem to be latin americans. In the normal taco stores you will mostly find germans or americans who work there to make some money besides visiting the university.
Yeah, normal german food isn't spicy at all, but it changes nowdays, since we also have indian and arab food etc.

There's a fuck ton of Mexican food that isn't spicy, but I doubt you could find it outside of Mexico and maybe California. All the "Mexican" restaurants in Spain were breddy lame and terribly overpriced.