Do Australians constantly have sweaty balls and wear shorts because it's so hot there?

Do Australians constantly have sweaty balls and wear shorts because it's so hot there?

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they don't have balls

>making fun of people for being able to wear more comfortable cloths

I envy your constant swamp ass and mosquitos. Do you even own a pair of pants?

nigga they don't even wear shoes, just flip flops constantly, even in court

You're memeing? Do they wear them with wife beaters?

>go wander around in the city
>commit the mistake of using jeans
>sweatyballs.jpeg
>come home
>spend good 10 minutes smelling it
nothing quite matches this feel

yes, along with skimpy gym shorts that always show off a 2 inch "dick" or a disgusting cameltoe

A Canadian talking about mosquitos...

>not just wearing your undies in public when it covers everything you need anyway
dying

Jesus christ, I understand taking a sniff but 10 minutes?

>you will never lick a skippy's sweaty pink nuts

why live

ew

Goldbond is for your balls nigga not your feet

they will never listen

>Australians ITT aren't wearing pants RIGHT NOW

I don't own any pants

what does pants mean in north america

>what does pants mean in north america

You should try bengay on your balls. Feels amazing.

>what does pants mean in north america

Nah not really. I could tell apart a white Aussie from those mutts and Canadian tourists.
Aussie will wear their jeans like nothing.
Mutts and Canadian on the other hand.

I'm actually not

the same as it means here, long pants

unless you're a pom

Pants are over rated

Fun fact: Australians are the only race to all be born with upside down genitals

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can't believe being australian
at all
absolute mystery

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