The easter island heads scare the fuck out of me

The easter island heads scare the fuck out of me

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Don't be a cuck, they're the OG Gods of Earth and they're also responsible for helping the Egyptian Gods. Start worshipping the muai & egyptian Gods and your life will be blessed

this has what to do with politics?

Well stop looking at them you retard.

They're mesmerizing

Well make a thread about being mesmerized then.

Beautiful nigger scuplutres

it's because of your low american iq

>1008 ▶
> (OP)
meant to write SCULPTURES but fucking DRUNK rofl

> nigger scuplutres
> easter island

Its mesmerizing just thinking about how island people sculpted them

They're not just heads user.

White Americans have higher IQs than Brits kek

how the fuck?

this is exactly why we need decisive leadership in the White House!
I'm voting for the candidate with the most experience, the poise and a can do attitude!!
I'm voting for Deez NUTS !!

Oh yeah?

*head explodes *

this
protip: the ancient myths about them walking into place using mana are based on the fact that the natives walked them across the island by pulling them from side to side using ropes. They were really fucking big.

ok wtf is this?

Not just the head

Leave AIDS island alone.

Haha. What kind of a faggot can't write scultpures? kill yourself

an easter island meme god

Seriously how the fuck did they accomplish something like this these things are not meant to exist it's defying all explanation unless way back when people had access to something we no longer had.

they had time and labor

a lot of it

It's possible that they had a hammer, a crudely fashioned chisel, and some big rocks. Pyramids are more perplexing than these.

How the fuck did tyou guys not know they were full statutes? There's dozens of them set up around the perimiter of the island

What's perplexing about them? They simply had even more hammers and chisels.

>2016
>Not realizing the Ancient Aliens did it with tractor beams

Where do the lizardmen come in all of this?

THey must be big Dion Phaneuf fans

That's why they're considered so spooky and mesmerizing

What's the deal with Jews and the moai wearing the same hats?

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we wuz rocks n sheittt

So a grand total of 7 Americans have a higher average IQ than us Brits?

Did you change your IP just to distance yourself from being an idiot?

I did know that. The early explorers didn't understand that most of them were this big.

Also, some of those set up on the perimeter have been moved there in more modern times. There's still a lot of argument about what the fuck happened here, considering nearly everbody was ded.

homo

homo, iam here and ready

Sitting in a desert/on windblasted island you have a lot of fucking time to think about crazy hats n shit.

Why did they make them though...

Holy shit bros

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Should I buy one of these for our backyard?

I mean, by this point a white brit is an oxymoron

Mad bants