What was your last experience with cop like?

What was your last experience with cop like?

i got pulled over twice last year.

once for going through a stop sign and the other was, i guess reckless driving - weaving in and out of traffic over and over the speed limit

i got verbal warning each time. i was polite and the officers were amiable both times.

honestly i should have probably gotten a ticket each time, especially for rolling through the stop sign

As pleasant as I was.

I was trying to find my hotel and I asked a police officer in a parked car for directions

He entered the address into his car's GPS and showed me the route

I thanked him and found my way easily afterwards

They found my sister stumbling around drunk and brought her to my house. They asked a few questions to make sure I wasn't some random guy, suggested I send her to bed, then I thanked them and they left.

They was holding something on a square in my town about new bycicle things to do and i went up and asked for a broshyr. Funny how i was high at moment but they did not notice. Last time i was being taked in i was drunk like a looney toon and stumbles down the street when they snatch me away. Sure i was a little pissed about that but thats it. Everytime it's been a non violent meeting. Only angry cop i met was when i said that one certian cop was the best in town. He got a little butthurt over that i think but that's that.

Same as you basically
My roommate and close friend was out drinking with his coworkers and had a little too much. A police officer found him in a bit of a state and rather than put him in the slammer for the night he got my contact details and called me to make sure there was someone at our apartment who could keep an eye on him. He brought my friend over, I thanked him and he said not to worry, he was glad to help and good night.

Asked him for the direction to the taxi, he gave it to me then shouted something to a bunch of sand niggers that were apeing around outside McDonalds

he killed me for no reason

terrible. the cop harassed me at work when I was on a smoke break. And when I told him I worked in the building I was standing it front of it triggered him and he kept telling me to 'Shut your damn mouth. You don't talk to me that way. Whats your name?'
Cops are fucking babies dude.

I only got one ticket in my life for speeding 60 in a 35.

Went to court took online traffic school and got the point taken off.

Im still alive

>doing 80 in a 55 Work Zone (it was Sunday so no work being done)
>See cop. Not enough time to slow down.
>"Fuck it, keep going. If he wants to pull me over, he'll catch up."
>20 minutes later red and blues flashing in my mirror
>Pull over before he even gets close because I know its for me
>"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Well officer, I blew past you doing almost 80 back in that work zone and didn't bother slowing down. I'm fairly certain that's why."
>Hand him license
>Takes it back to his car and runs my records and plates
>Comes back and says "Alright (calls me by my first name) slow it it down for the next few miles. The work zone lifts about 5 minutes up ahead. Drive safe until you get home."
"Yes sir thank you."

Who else enjoys being white? :^)

Stopped for a random breath test. Took the test all ok carried on.
Time before. Pulled over at breath test. Police man said you know a light is out at the front. Said sorry and showed him my MOT certificate that was still in my car from the day before. Had no idea. Is this your car, (hobo in a jag) yes officer. Took my driving licence, came back, Have a good day.
Time before that. Random breath test, hot copper babe, blew. You got big lungs, wink. On your way.

Fucking white privilege rules. Also King Crimson on the stereo No nigger can crimson.

Quite pleasant. I was going out of my way to assist them by providing them much needed documents and supplies, which normally they have to run around and gather themselves from our business. I hate how people shit on them, so I try to make their lives easier. They treated me with such respect and they had their shit together.

It's amazing we expect people to put up with the stress they do on a daily basis and hold them to such a high standard of patience. And they still come through. We need to increase their pay and education, though.

I deal with police often, and 99.9% of them are really outstanding people. The fraction leftover are simply either lazy people that slipped through the cracks, or people trying to prove something. Still, they are paid less and more professional than most people in other industries.

Life savers.

Don't be a moron. Either he was the rare breed that slipped through the cracks, or you're suspicious as fuck looking and have a nasty mouth on you. Something tells me it's the latter.

>got pulled over for DWB
>reached for wallet
>cop shoots me 12 times in the ear
>died
>din even do nuffin
>t. nigger

I don't remember because its been too long.
>I'm white.

Got pulled over for doing 85 on a back road marked 60. Give him license and stuff, but before he even runs it, he sees my voltmeter gauge, asks what it is, explain it to him. Asks for a demo, I turn some decaf remix up, he says it's really cool, then just gives me my license back and says to keep it below 70.
Chillest state trooper ever.

Couple came to sort out a domestic between my sister and her boyfriend. They were pleasant and sorted that shit out. They asked if I could stay over and help my sister look after her kids, which I did.

All in all I rate them 5/7 perfect score.

I masturbated one furiously earlier today. Man, I can't keep my hands off of me

>Be dumb young adult. Caucasian. In South Florida (I'm a USAian).
>I'm in a bad mood, I'm driving.
>No cars or people around and sun is really low (morning) and in my eye. I decide to run a stop sign since the place is empty anyway.
>run a stop sign
>see red and blue flashes in my rear view mirror
>pull over at the near by park

Cop is a Black lady
>can't remember what she said
>"no sorry I'm not from around here, and the sun is in my eye, it's hard to see"
>she says nothing more and drives off
>obey traffic laws from now on without fail

If it were a white cop I'd be dead.

i was walking to the beach in the middle of the night a few months back, and one stopped me and wanted to see if i had anything bad in my pockets. after i showed him my pockets were empty he told me it was because of a string of kidnappings in the area.
literally the only time i've even talked to a cop in my life.

I've only been pulled over once this year so far.
Told the cop that I was having a bad day at work, he let me go without a ticket.

What are black people doing wrong?

I didn't have a great relationship with my father while growing and it culminated in a fight where he needed stitches. Anyway, the police were extremely kind, as kind as they could be in that situation I suppose. They chatted with me and whatever.

Only one experience with the police but it was good.

>shootan with friend at his father's property
>reloading AK
>suddenly hear DROP THE WEAPON behind us
>turn around
>it's a cop with his glock pointed at us
>do as we're told
>some fag was complaining about noise
>chat for a half hour about guns while he runs our IDs
>cops tell us we should have a better backdrop than trees, and says have a nice day

are you a nigger?

Ran a red light. Cop asked if I knew why pulled over, I said yes - following bus too closely to see the light change, understood a mistake like that puts me at risk and also other drivers, appreciated him taking the time to correct me. He ran my info, no wants, no warrants, no priors, no moving violations, let me off with a warning.

Look, I did it. There's no point in being anything but sincerely contrite, apologetic and humble. Worst possible outcome is a ticket I deserved to get. If I turn it into something bigger, the ticket will be about the best I could do, with everything else much worse.

He was patrolling the street, I looked lost, he helped me, I thanked him and he joked around with a smile. Nice guy.

I got cautioned for smoking a joint outside my uni with a mate.

Pic related, it's where I was smoking.

I waved to him and he waved back

Kek
>driving like 5 above the speed limit
>see cops passing me
>tfw when I'm a superior human bean because of my melanin count and my skull shape

Blessed be phrenology

He told me to not ride my bicycle hands-free.
I said "ok, I won't do it anymore".
He said "fine then, have a nice day."
I said "you too" and went on.

Such is life in the civilized world.

I got pulled over doing 50mph in a school zone since I was trying to hurry and meet with a professor to help on a project for programming.

He pulled me over at a 4 way redlight so I asked him where he wanted me to stop, got to a parking lot near by and took some time to find my registration but he was waiting patiently till I found it, gave me a ticket and went on his way but only charged for speeding, not in a school zone.

And the time before that I was studying for a final in school when I got some text from a girl with messed up humor that she wasn't coming to school because of bomb threat. Thought she was kidding but then some cops showed up and were like "We need you to get out of the building!" so I was escorted out.

>3AM
>Nearby park
>See cop on his phone
>I look over and say "oh shit, do you play Pokémon Go too?"
>"Shit yeah, there's six pokéstops here"
>"Nice, it's just sad that there are some people smoking weed further in the park, early in the morning and day there's a bunch of kids that go there because of the stops and the smell is pretty strong"
>"Oh man, really?"
>He leaves
>Fifteen minutes later hear some shouting, druggies are getting carried to the cruiser
>He gives me a thumbs up

Feels good.
I dropped a lure module on the entrance to the park to keep the kids away from the druggie hang-out the next day.

>in ER
>guy runs in
>pepper sprayed to shit
>all red and swollen
>screaming and jumping for half an hour
>turns out he assaulted a women we patched up 5 minutes earlier
>cops come and take the fucker while he's still messed up

>get pulled over for speeding
>"ID and registration please"
>Look in my wallet and discover ID is missing
>Sorry I left my ID at home but here is my registration and my Old ID.
>"okay i'll be right back"
>wait for cop to return
>Ok you're all good, I'll let you off with a warning today but make sure to keep the speed at 70mph
>Alright, thank you officer
>drive away

>Get pulled over for expired license plate (because I was too lazy to go to the DMV)
>license, registration, etc.
>here you go
>stay calm, polite, hands on wheel the whole time
>Do you know that your plates are expired?
>Yes sir.
>Explain my laziness.
>do you have any weapons on you user?
>Yes sir, I have a sig sauer P226 holstered
>Mind keeping your hands on the wheel for me?
>Yes sir
>That's a nice pistol by the way
>Thank you sir
>Alright I'm going to let you off with a warning. Get that fixed asap.
>O-okay sir
>You have a nice night user
>You too sir.
>Drive home, get on Sup Forums, make post about how cops are nazis and I'm forced to spend money for the government's draconian laws infringing on my rights.

>local cemetary closes at sunset
>due to all the surrounding trees it's a popular place for drug deals
>me and brother go up there to capture a gym around midnightish a couple of weeks ago
>go Team Instinct
>leave cemetary, suddenly realize we got followed out, blue lights, etc
>cops tells us cemetary is closed at night and asks what what we are doing
>tell him we're playing pokemon
>he thinks it's hilarious, we chit chat for a bit, he tells us how he's had to tell so many people playing pokemon that the cemetary's closed
>cop was a generally a bro
>as soon as we leave, some mystic takes the gym
>fucking cop took our gym
>asshole motherfucker

Been pulled over 3 times in the past year for speeding. All on the same street going/coming from work in my scrubs. Let off the hook every time because I'm a physician and work at the tertiary medical center in the city. Cops around here get shot a lot and I guess have a special respect for the people taking care of them. Funny thing is I pretty much don't speed on that street anymore.

This post is gonna trigger some pothead somewhere, and his flag will probably be canadian.

Guy next my house called the police because i was "illegaly" washing and detailing my car.
The cops came, said i can go on it doesnt bother them and we laughed about my neighbour.
Pretty cool desu, official fine would be 250-500€

I asked a cop in india if i could take a picture with him and he did it.

Later i had a nice chat with the commissioner chief.

Never had an issue with american police either. I dont do bad things

I was walking through town and saw two rozzers pinning some gypsy on the ground outside poundland. Probably nicked him for thieving.

It's been forever since I last spoke to a cop. Last time I can remember it was 5 or 6 years ago. I had called them because someone had broke into my neighbors home. It was all good and they even informed me that they had caught the fucker who did it.

>It was niggers and spics

both flags check out

Do you think the noise pollution was legitimately loud from your neighbor's perspective? I mean, if you were your neighbor hanging out around the house, maybe trying to enjoy the tv or taking a snooze, would it have irritated you?

Also, I prefer seeing guns on people. Other people freak out, but I know the people that have guns pointed down range, or clearly visible on their side / back, I feel comfortable knowing they won't freak out and use it on me for no reason. It's because of the culture of gun toting type. They're more respectful, alert, and practice better safety.

I used to be in law enforcement. In your situation, I would not have drawn on you simply because it might startle you and I would not believe you'd be a threat at all.. you're simply target practicing. Plus, I'd be on someone's private property.. it's not my place to tell them to put the guns up, unless I'm arresting them for some crime

Respectful and purfunctory

I was arrested for a felony that I didn't even commit. Read me my rights, immediately tried to interrogate me. I said nothing without a lawyer present. He kept trying to get me to confess to something I didn't do, I kept my mouth shut even though he was insulting me. Then I was booked into county jail.
Out of the 15 or so experiences I've had with cops, only one of them didn't hassle me/give me a hard time.

lol Yeah okay. I must have looked so suspicious in broad daylight wearing my khaki pants and workshirt with a fucking ID lanyard on. Get fucked nerd.

No. But I am a brownie.

>BARELY roll a stop sign
>cop around corner, flashes lights
>pull over, mildly angry
>"do you know why I pulled you over"
>"No sir"
>"You ran that stop sign"
>"I thought I stopped completely, sir"
>his body language totally changed, like he was ready to face an argument
>before he says anything, I say "I'm not trying to argue with you, man"
>gives me a vaguely surprised look
>puts his ticket book away and tells me to be more careful in future
Just show cops respect. They are humans, too

Did you offend some Ausländer?

>looks at skin color
>chuckles hartily.

i got kettled trying to walk home during a riot

Called the police because some indian guy was beating his wife and she was screaming. When the cops came she said she just "stubbed her toe" lol indian women are so cucked.

>They found my sister stumbling around drunk
So we're all going to pretend this is normal?

>fails to mention how dirty your clothes were
>fails to mention your crazy hair and fucked up disposition
>fails to mention another coworker called about a suspicious person lurking outside.

The problem is, shitheads like you follow the latest bullshit trends from alleged gangsters on tv, and then wonder why you were singled out. Because they could not discern you from the guy they saw earlier that ran from then and started shooting.

Clean yourself up and talk with some respect, and you won't have problems like this in the future.

Thats why there are so many UK slut - threads on Sup Forums

it was a couple months ago.

>just get done having dinner with wife
>get pulled over
>cop says 'hey sorry about this but your tail light is out and i can see your plates are out of date.'
>its been a whirlwind for me lately due to just having moved so im all over the place
>say 'oh shit i didn't know thank you for telling me'
>he asks for the license/proof of insurance
>my insurance is wrong. i forgot i just changed to statefarm
>cop can tell im a mess and says fuck it, fix it tomorrow ill just give you a warning for now
>thank him profusely
>drive home

i generally don't have issues with cops.

>that'll be $20.50

>be in gunshop looking at g43
>offduty cop behind counter
>he suggests g19 over g43 because """they""" attack in groups

I wonder if any other minority anons here have been stopped before. I personally don't drive so I wouldn't know how often I would be stopped.

2 cops stopped me on street, asked for id, i gave them, they ask me if I was ever arrested, I say yes, they search my bag, find nothing, have a good day.

gave him the money and left

binge drinking is a thing here. if a russian poster mentioned someone being drunk would you say "are we going to pretend it is normal?"

yes it is normal, in some places at least

whether or not is a good or bad thing is a different matter of course

Cop and his partner came into my store, they were checking to see if my inventory of used video games matched what was reported stolen around the corner and down the street about an hour prior. It didn't, they saw I had Mario kart 64 going on the big screen, and left. Then they came back on their lunch hour and played some Mario Kart 64, before they bought a jungle green N64, some extra controllers, and Mario kart, Smash, WCW, and Mario Party.

Nice guys.

What were you arrested for?

There's a cop that patrols a Pokémon GO hotspot right around where I live. He occasionally busts his phone out to catch them all too.

Caught in a speed trap on a work trip. Pain in the ass but polite and professional.

i havent had to talk to a police officer for over 2 years it was for something minor like a noise complaint

I got out of a ticket by making six cops laugh their asses off.

I got pulled over for biking without lights after dark (I went out onto the street from the sidewalk to avoid a group of blacks: wasn't sure about them, but I didn't want to take any chances that one of them would take offence to a white guy asking them to move): I turned my critical thinking skills off and just did exactly what the cop did so I wouldn't antagonize them or anything and I took his order to "grab a seat" literally when told to do so: I bent over, and grabbed the back seat of the squad car. They let me off with a warning.

>did exactly what the cop did
Exactly what the cop told me to do.

>Wait at a crossroad for traffic to stop
>"Hows it going?"
>"Pretty good sir"
>Walk off without a care in the world

Im white.

Dickhead motorcycle cop hiding in the center divider in the early morning gave me a ticket for going 57 in a 45. I explained that I was on my way to school, which I commute to, he didn't give a fuck.

>Blew through stop sign.
>Pulled over.
>Polite and non-threatening. No chimping.
>No drugs, guns, or warrants.
>Warning given.

>smoking weed with friends on a birthday
>we're loud
>cops show up
>you know you guys are being loud, we can hear you from the station
>sorry officer
>any drugs on you?
>yes this bag of weed (like a gram)
>alright you can keep it just don't cause more trouble guys
>have a nice night

>last year
>19 at the time
>walk past some 16-18 year olds that are spray painting some wall
>cop sees them
>thinks i was a part of it
>now they got me on record and i had to help with cleaning the wall.

Buddy and I were on vacation in Vegas for evo. We were trying to figure out how to cross a highway on foot to get to Cane's Chicken (best chicken btw so only get it once a year when I'm out there). Found 2 officers near by and asked them for directions to a walkway.

Black cop pulled me over going to work, towed my car because the registration expired (I was borrowing the wife's car... thanks honey... yes I control all the financial / important stuff now).

White lady cop drove me home and told me the black guy was the biggest asshole on the force and everyone hated him, and my car should not have been towed but technically it was in his right to do so

He also had braces and was a manlet. Attempted to do some tough-guy cop talk and I did not pretend to be scared so I guess that enraged him

so wtf I'm ACAB now

he's a dickhead because he gave you a ticket for going 12 over?

Hanging around with 2 friends, decided to go to the bank to solve some stuff, on the way there I smell some marijuana, my retarded friend couldn't help himself and started smoking like the retard he is, there are 2 cops behing him, they let him go with a warning (I would have loved to see him getting arrested).

I got arrested for drunken driving
>was driving wrong way down a one way
>cop pulled me over
>I was lit. failed field sobriety
>He asked to look in my car
>go for it man, wont find nothin in there
>Sees I have a box of bullets in my truck
>Asks if gun in truck
>No sir, its at home in the safe

Overall he was cool to me, I was polite to him. I deserved it. He caught me, he was just doing his job.

> have you been drinking?
> yes but im not driving
> i see that
> "arrests friend"

Good and bad, it depends on the individuals, but police are usually really fucking arrogant, I just go about my business and never trust the police, keep contact and a minimal.

It was at a trump rally. I was wasted and they wanted to make sure I was alright.

Last cop experience:

I had expired license and registration ... Told the cop I have been traveling for past 6 months and can't get to DMV. He gave me a $20 fix-it ticket

>TFW I'm a tanned American

>all these assumptions
>against the company dress code in the office I worked at anyway
>if somebody called, the officer failed to communicate that too me.
>Puts the onus of discrimination on me.

The problem is, shitheads like you follow the latest bullshit trends from alleged gangsters on tv, and then wonder why you're so paranoid of your own god damn shadow and sympathetic with cops that do the same thing. Because they could not discern reality from the guy they saw earlier that ran from then and started shooting.


Clean your head up and talk with some empathy, and you won't have problems like this in the future.

The last time I was pulled over was in February. I was speed - about 20 miles over the speed limit. The officer pulled me over. I sat still. I didn't move, until he officer approached the window. As he approached, he asked for my license and registration. I gave him both. He said he's be right back. About 5 minutes later, he came back with a ticket, said thank you for your cooperation, and l continued on my way. It's that simple.

We were camping in wales and we climbed up mt. Snowdon, however on the way back down the cop twisted his ankle pretty bad. It was so bad that he went red in the face. We found out a few days later after an x-ray that he had fractured his ankle but he continued the holiday with the rest of us and barely even mentioned the pain. Dude was pretty hardcore.

....yeah, I'm friends with a cop.

I was in the passenger seat with 3 other friends while leaving a bar

The driver slipped in the snow as he was entering the vehicle.

Cops were waiting outside for anyone drunk driving

Friend wasn't drunk, doesn't even drink

Cops surround the car order him out of the vehicle

Everyone in the car me starts chipping out and hopping out of the vehicle arguing with the police

I keep saying "guys settle down" and relatively keep cool

Friends all end up getting cuffed and spending the night in the drunk tank

Cops didn't bother me at all because I wasn't chimiping out and arguing with them.

99.9% of the time you won't have a problem with police if you respect authority.

I haven't gotten pulled over since the last time we had one of these threads.

>Coming home from work late at night.
>There's this fun toegay that connects two of the roads I can take to get back to my town.
>There's a spot midway through on a hill where you can just barely get a little bit of airtime if you go fast enough.
>Let's do this.gif
>Blasting through the turns on four cylinders of fury.
>Reach hill
>Airtime achieved
>Coming down hill
>Sheriff pulls out of one of the driveways right next to the intersection going the opposite direction, but I couldn't see him due to the trees until he was already out of the driveway
>Still running in the 90's
>Fly past
>Immediately slow down and pull over before he even turns around.
>Discolights
>"Hello, Officer."
>"Hello, sir. Do you know how fast you were going?"
>"No, but I knew to just pull over and wait for you."
>I was going over 20mph above the speed limit.
>I got a warning for not being a piece of shit.

I don't test my luck on that road anymore, though. Also I'm a black user and it was a white sheriff, so I have no idea how people keep supposedly getting murdered by cops.

Awful

>going to outdoor music event
>"You can't bring those in."
>points to my bag of pretzels
>"You sure? They're unopened."
>"Yes."
>"Okay. Well, do you want some? I don't want to waste the bag."
>stares at me
>"Okay, sure."
>proceed to kill the bag with him in five minutes
Fucking pigs man

I got pulled over because I drive a nigger car. He let me go immediately when he saw I was white.

I got searched at hangout (festival), I guess I looked high (I felt relatively sober at the time cause been in heat all day long). Fortunately, they didn't find the molly in my wallet even after asking for my ID, I was afraid it was lodged next to license and was going to fallout when I took it out. Nothing happened and I left.

That was like 4 years ago or something, haven't really been pulled over or anything since.

Me, white, clean and respectable.. driving along in my Subaru outback. Officer pulls me over, jogs up to drivers window with big friendly smile on his face, says "I just wanted to let you know you have a tail light out"

I said "I do?" he says "yep, have a nice night" and waves and jogs back to his car.
No ID request, no insurance request, just letting me know about my tail light.

I was playing golf on the field behind my house, I was about 16 or so, just pitching with a 7 iron.

Two blokes climb the fence and walk towards me, I stare at them holding my golf club, then one tells me he's a copper and shows me his ID/Badge.

They were looking for some junkie or some shit, but figured they'd better speak to me since 1. I shouldn't be on that field and 2. I may have seen the junkie.

One was chill, he was the senior one, he wanted to talk about Golf and other stuff, then he asked if he could have a go to compare to his own club. So he took a few shots for 10 minutes or so.

The other was a bit serious and kept pointing out to his mate that they should go. He told me multipe times I was tresspassing and that I shouldn't play on the field since I might break windows or worry people.

Then they said goodbye and left me to practice, they were there for about 30 minutes and I had more respect for the police after that.

why are you replying to me

>She pulled me over for driving in a reverved lane for buses.

>Ask her where the sign was(from where I turned in) since the paint on the street was non existant.

>She looks around see's nothing.

>goes back to car

>3 minutes later, "you have a broken tail light user'winkwink'"

>mfw loose no point

>mfw this does not appear on my file

>mfw have a perfect dossier

>mfw doing this till I die

>Do you think the noise pollution was legitimately loud from your neighbor's perspective? I mean, if you were your neighbor hanging out around the house, maybe trying to enjoy the tv or taking a snooze, would it have irritated you?

Where we were it would have been minor, the homes around his property are spaced out and separated by wooded areas.

We just have a history there and they seemed to have gotten tired of hearing pops and bangs on a weekend.

i have been killed by white cops about 8 times now

it is horrible... when will we learn?

Faggot police requested a word with me.
Starts rambling about me harrasing people and shoplifting.
I tell him to go home