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I AM ITALIAN
>tfw Italian master race
Heard that he might be reelected, is that true?
Can I joke about pizza pepperoni ferrari?
it is possible, but after all the shit he caused i doubt it.
Hopefully Salvini wins.
How meme will be if he gets reelected?
I dont even want to imagine it t.b.h, but it would still be hilarious
Ciao, ragazzo italiano. :3
La pizza italiana è deliziosa.
his coalition is n 1 according to surveys
When I went to europe people kept mistaking me for italian/southern european, people would speak italian to me and would be shocked when they realise Im not italian. They said its not possible that I can be anything but southern european. I told them that I have been blessed with roman heritage and they started to worship me. The pope himself came to thank me for coming to europe. When leaving the immigration did not allow me to exit europe, my roman heritage is far to valuable to exit europe they said but I told them europe is where the heart is. Hearing this they broke down in tears and gave me way
>new italian pizza restuarant opens near me
>visit the restuarant to order a pizza to take away
>qt italian girl at the counter gives me my pizza
>"enjoy your meal" she says
>"y-you too"
>try to laugh it off but quickly turn around and walk out of the store as fast as possible
fuck my life lads
>I am Italian. We are pure whites, the Moor admixture is just a meme.
forza Berlusca!
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Didn't he talk about fucking Merkel?
>TFW want to move to Italy.
Just got back from Italy. I just want to fucking move there, Italians and their lifestyles are so cool. I felt at home there. At least i'm eligible for Italian citizenship so maybe one day lads.
we dont want anglos sorry
Are you Italian descent?
Yes, my dad and his family were Italian immigrants
What's your other half?
This
Sorry lad
rate le eastern seaboard italian restaurant chain
Aboriginal
Anglo my dude. I could pass as a local though.
Lmao. Italy would be happy to receive you
wtf
next time just say è morto zio
she won't understand you and then you should say porco dio and then she should laught.
>he fell for the "all fascists are white supremacists" meme
>Its another episode where Americans perpetuate negative stereotypes about themselves as culturally ignorant swines.
I hate Americans so damn much.
HAAAAAIIIDIIII
Are you Muslim?
It is already full sorry
But I AM GREEK
he should have created the Med Bloc to cuck both H*tler and the Angl*id
This.
blow it our your ass abo boy :D
elaborate
I have (old) news for you: GREEKS and ITALIANS are the same people: una faccia una razza.
I would never eat under a ceiling of bottles
afraid to have one fall on you?
>"mfw they think I'm reformed but I'm on my way to a bunga bunga party"
>there is something wrong in bunga bunga parties
"it's better to like beautiful girls than to be gay" (cit)
Hey, now. I'm not saying I would turn down an invitation to a bunga bunga party, if you know what I mean.
It was so near lads, we got sp far...
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le 50% retard post :D
AAAAAAAAAA
MISTERA PRESIDENTE TRUMPA
I HAAV A PAARTYA
BUNGA BUNGA
Very good song too
FACCETTA NERA, BELL'ABISSINA
ASPETTA E SPERA CHE GIA' L'ORA SI AVVICINA
QUANDO SAREMO INSIEME A TE
NOI TI DAREMO UN'ALTRA LEGGE E UN'ALTRO RE
Fascism is raci-
yes and he will