ULTIMATE 4TH OF JULY STORYTIME
ULTIMATE 4TH OF JULY STORYTIME
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BUMP IF YOU'RE READING IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE A FAGGOT
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS YOU'RE A FAGGOT
i'm pretty upset how southern focused that cover is, that's not where the fighting was!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
But user, I'm reading this and I'm a faggot.
GO BACK TO CANADA FAGGOT
IS THIS NOT THE ULTIMATE COMIC BOOK
OF COURSE IT IS
IT CAME OUT IN 1976 BUT IT FEELS LIKE 1776
WHAT'S EVERYONE EATING
YOU ARE HAVING A BBQ RIGHT
YOU BETTER BE HAVING HOT DOGS
OR AT LEAST SOMETHING WITH BBQ SAUCE ON IT
NO FOOD IS MORE AMERICAN THAN BBQ
EXCEPT MAYBE CHILI
AND CORNBREAD
EXCEPT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE CORNBREAD ON THE 4TH OF JULY SO THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT
YOU'RE WATCHING FIREWORKS AT LEAST RIGHT
LIKE REALLY FUCKING BIG ONES THAT SET YOUR GRASS ON FIRE
NOTHING SAYS THE 4TH OF JULY LIKE A LAWN FIRE
AND BBQ
AND GRILLS
AND FREEDOM
YOU ARE EATING OUTSIDE RIGHT
YOU HAD FUCKING BETTER BE
I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING
WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT DOESN'T EAT OUTSIDE ON THE 4TH OF JULY
A FAGGOT WHO EATS INSIDE THAT'S WHAT KIND
Patriotic bump.
THE PUNISHER TOTALLY RIPPED THIS OFF
REAL ORIGINAL ENNIS YOU MICK FAGGOT
WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT FROM A DRUNK IRISHMAN
THE LYING SONS OF BITCHES
I BET HE EVEN NAMED BARRACUDA AFTER A FAGGOT BIRD OR SOMETHING
FUCK I HATE BIRDS
THE FLYING FAGGOTS
SOMEONE SHOULD FORCE FEED EVERY BIRD ALKA SELTZER AND LAXATIVES AT THE SAME TIME SO THEY GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
THAT'LL SHOW 'EM
WHO ELSE IS COOKING A BALD EAGLE RIGHT NOW
ON A GRILL OF COURSE
WITH BBQ SAUCE
OK NOW THIS SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET FUCKING WEIRD
THIS IS IT IT'S FUCKING WEIRD NOW
I WASN'T KIDDING
THIS STORY IS SERIOUSLY OUT OF PLACE
BUT BACK TO TALKING ABOUT FOOD NOW
WHAT'S THE MOST AMERICAN DRINK
TRICK QUESTION IT'S ICED TEA OF COURSE
YOU ARE DRINKING ICED TEA RIGHT
YOU BETTER BE HAVING NON-INTERRACIAL SEX WITH A BIG TITTED BIMBO TONIGHT
AFTER THE GRILLING AND FIREWORKS OF COURSE
BECAUSE THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY
THE END
NOW POST FLAGS AND SHIT
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Give Me Liberty (Gilberton Shelton & Ted Richards 1976 Rip Off Press).cbr
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>Shelton
Oboy.
What?
I like Shelton.
This is the dude that did The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
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Who do you think played the starring roles? On the cover, Freddie, Franklin and Phineas.
What'd everyone have to eat?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!