ULTIMATE 4TH OF JULY STORYTIME

ULTIMATE 4TH OF JULY STORYTIME

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BUMP IF YOU'RE READING IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE A FAGGOT

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS YOU'RE A FAGGOT

i'm pretty upset how southern focused that cover is, that's not where the fighting was!

USA!

USA!

USA!

USA!

But user, I'm reading this and I'm a faggot.

GO BACK TO CANADA FAGGOT

IS THIS NOT THE ULTIMATE COMIC BOOK

OF COURSE IT IS

IT CAME OUT IN 1976 BUT IT FEELS LIKE 1776

WHAT'S EVERYONE EATING

YOU ARE HAVING A BBQ RIGHT

YOU BETTER BE HAVING HOT DOGS

OR AT LEAST SOMETHING WITH BBQ SAUCE ON IT

NO FOOD IS MORE AMERICAN THAN BBQ

EXCEPT MAYBE CHILI

AND CORNBREAD

EXCEPT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE CORNBREAD ON THE 4TH OF JULY SO THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT

YOU'RE WATCHING FIREWORKS AT LEAST RIGHT

LIKE REALLY FUCKING BIG ONES THAT SET YOUR GRASS ON FIRE

NOTHING SAYS THE 4TH OF JULY LIKE A LAWN FIRE

AND BBQ

AND GRILLS

AND FREEDOM

YOU ARE EATING OUTSIDE RIGHT

YOU HAD FUCKING BETTER BE

I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING

WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT DOESN'T EAT OUTSIDE ON THE 4TH OF JULY

A FAGGOT WHO EATS INSIDE THAT'S WHAT KIND

Patriotic bump.

THE PUNISHER TOTALLY RIPPED THIS OFF

REAL ORIGINAL ENNIS YOU MICK FAGGOT

WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT FROM A DRUNK IRISHMAN

THE LYING SONS OF BITCHES

I BET HE EVEN NAMED BARRACUDA AFTER A FAGGOT BIRD OR SOMETHING

FUCK I HATE BIRDS

THE FLYING FAGGOTS

SOMEONE SHOULD FORCE FEED EVERY BIRD ALKA SELTZER AND LAXATIVES AT THE SAME TIME SO THEY GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA

THAT'LL SHOW 'EM

WHO ELSE IS COOKING A BALD EAGLE RIGHT NOW

ON A GRILL OF COURSE

WITH BBQ SAUCE

OK NOW THIS SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET FUCKING WEIRD

THIS IS IT IT'S FUCKING WEIRD NOW

I WASN'T KIDDING

THIS STORY IS SERIOUSLY OUT OF PLACE

BUT BACK TO TALKING ABOUT FOOD NOW

WHAT'S THE MOST AMERICAN DRINK

TRICK QUESTION IT'S ICED TEA OF COURSE

YOU ARE DRINKING ICED TEA RIGHT

YOU BETTER BE HAVING NON-INTERRACIAL SEX WITH A BIG TITTED BIMBO TONIGHT

AFTER THE GRILLING AND FIREWORKS OF COURSE

BECAUSE THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY

THE END

NOW POST FLAGS AND SHIT

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Give Me Liberty (Gilberton Shelton & Ted Richards 1976 Rip Off Press).cbr
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>Shelton

Oboy.

What?

I like Shelton.

This is the dude that did The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

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Who do you think played the starring roles? On the cover, Freddie, Franklin and Phineas.

What'd everyone have to eat?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!