You wake up one day as a poor, low IQ ethnic living in the West

Ok so Sup Forums loves shitting on foreigners in their country who don't contribute, so how would YOU cope in this situation:

You wake up one day as a poor, low IQ ethnic living in the West. You're a NEET living with your FOB mother who can't speak English and makes minimum wage, have mild autism, 132 ng/dL test levels...this is your phenotype. How do you cope?

note: this isn't a thread where I try to be SJW and change your mind/oppinion. Just seeing what people would do to change their situation

Praise allah and get lots of white women.

here's what I'd do:

>Get UGL test and pin like 500mg a week for 1 year (fuck my health I am already dead) (200 USD)
>Cut for 3 months, bulk 3 months, repeat until happy
>Earn money in the mean time through entrepreneurship (from selling used super nintendos on ebay to fraud/narcotic stuff)
>Get surgeries to look like an average human being (lasik +2/10)
>Move to india and open a callcenter
>Buy a few cows with your profit (status & diversification)
>Marry cute, teenie, virgin, hindu wife through arranged marriage and fuck her 24/7
>Kill yourself because you are still an ugly currycel

>change their situation
Why would I want to change my situation?
I'm receiving autism bux, the government privileges me because the media says I'm a victim, and white women will allow me to fuck them because of virtue signaling.

Seems super comfy.

respond to my thread or everyone you love will die

this desu
>mild autism, low IQ
way too much of a restriction

This. At least give him 120 iq so he can at least become a doctor

Start an ethnic food type restaurant or street cart, get a minority gibs me dat loan. No one will notice I'm an autistic faggot, they'll just think my english skills are lacking. Use my autism to go full OCD and have a clean food cart, the white business people will love me.

>you one day wake up as a cat
>or as a rat
>as a cockroach
>or as a jew

Tomorrow I also wake up as the moon.

really nonsensical op. I am not a cat, nor a rat, or a jew. I am a white guy and I will remain so no matter what, until I die.

Rape a white woman.