What the fuck do i do Sup Forums? I am beginning to have a mental breakdown, my entire life is a facade...

What the fuck do i do Sup Forums? I am beginning to have a mental breakdown, my entire life is a facade, i am a failure at everything.

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Kill yourself while you still have the chance to do so

break down then

what have you got to lose

maybe someone will try to help you

You live in one of the best countries, what went wrong?

Leave your cold country.

be my bf

When I have mental breakdowns I always read Walt Whitman

Meditate to clear your mind of unnecessary thoughts.

>failing at tutorial mode

one nothing wrong with me

Get a kitten

Sorry, i am straight

I TRIED SO HARD

>implying robots can pass anything

dumb normie. true NEETs like me can't have mental breakdowns, as i don't care about the outside world. there's only me and my computer. that is my life

mee röihi

>born in first world cunt
>live life on easy mode
>have a mental breakdown

Maybe life itself is not for you, help the human race and do all of us a favor: kys.

lower the expectations you have for yourself. I'm happy if I got a roof over my head, food on the table and a decent computer with a good internet connection.

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>lucked into easier life than 99% of humanity
>take it for granted and squander countless opportunities
>mfw everything still turned out basically alright
How do you end up unsuccessful in the social-democratic utopias of Scandinavia?

kohta Sipilä laittaa suolet solmuun tollasilta

ei laita

oispa kurva

i'm also straight so it's ok

man + man = gay

>he doesn't find rubbing glands together pleasurable
plebs

no kyl laittaa

Convert to Judaism, come to live in Israeli settlement, marry a 8/10 virgin girl there, have occasional conflicts with Arabs, serve in the army, become a commander, get discharged with honors, open your business, become rich, move back to Sweden with your wife and 5 kids and go into politics, become Swedish president.

Or remain as you are now and kill yourself. Which one?

i thought converts aren't seen as real jews

Only by Haredim, who aren't real Jews themselves because they're a cult.

mmmmmm no?
if you add a positive number to a positive number the result is also a positive number, so straight man + straight man = straight relationship

How people raised in first world countries fail? Autist people here don't have a chance, but in developed countries there are lots of help.

Why don't you man up or enter the Swedish "army" to fix your life?

I don't know, that doesn't sound very straight to me

I like this advice

Reading a good book or poetry can save a life imo