The School will tell Sarah, and Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will just SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!

>The School will tell Sarah, and Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will just SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!

This was my favorite school-related episode.

Heh.

That's the first funny joke I've ever heard from this show.

So is it the only joke you've heard from the show or the first joke you've heard from the show

CHRISTMAS EDDY!

I want a rocket ship
a pen and pencil set
four eggrolls
a subscription to chunky puff quarterly
a box of band aids
a big book
and, um

Heh.

Nothing personnel, kid.

>there were only 69 episodes

I swear it feels like there were hundreds. Great show.

Shit, even fucking Duckman got more eps

Question: was the first episode supposed to be a pilot? The Eds didn't meet the Kankers until the second episode, but in the first episode, they knew who they were.

The pilot ended up being aired to the public second.

that broke my sides.

Is that considering that each episode was two segments? Otherwise it's 138 segments, a few less because I believe there were a few half hour episodes

There were 8 episodes/specials that were 30 minutes long:
If it smells like an Ed, take this Ed and shove it, out with the old... in with the Ed, Fistful of Ed, Jingle Jingle Jangle, Hanky Panky Hullabaloo, Boo Haw Haw, and The Eds are coming, the eds are coming

130 segments total.
and then there's also the movie

YOU HAVE VANDALIZED ROLF'S FACE! AND YOU HAVE.....

I remember them doing a similar joke in one of the earlier episodes.

>You don't understand, Eddy!!!
>Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and dad will say "Not now I just got home from work!"

>tfw 32 and know that feel to this day

>never learned to fight back against my dad treating me like shit because his go-to threat whenever I attempted to show backbone was "Well you can just get the fuck out and go live under a bridge" and he'd lock me out of the house until bedtime
>nothing I've ever done was good enough, to the point where the time I finally got all A's, his only response was "Why didn't you do this sooner?"
>don't even have control of my own money because my bank account is still a minor account because he never switched it over and refuses to, using the meager money I make at my shitty job on his own whims
>the one time Mom actually takes my side, asking why he just doesn't do some of the things he orders me to do himself, he responds "That's why I had kids"

Only reason I'm still alive is because I can't hurt my mom like that.

I know, I know.
>nice blog
Etc.

...

>a shriek of terror
>DAD'S HOME

>zappidty zap zap

...

Open up a different account. Then pay in money into that account instead.