/brit/

happy birthday aisha edition

willies

what about cantonese
thats just for hongkongers, singaporeans and the taiwanese

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lads

Lee Kuan Yew?
why yes, i AM a fan

>what's your passion?
>are you a team player?
>What's your ambition?

fuck off just give me a job I don't give a shit about your company

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she fucks other guys behind your back, and some of them are black or brown

>canadians
>"yanks"
um, no. If you must make such a slander PLEASE restrict this to central Ca*adi*ns.

got an absolute shite haircut from walmart lads
went to my neighbor whom'st cuts hair for a living and asked her to fix my hair and she said yes but only if i help her shovel the driveway. we got a foot of snow last night and it was really fucking hard work shoveling her driveway, but in the end she fixed my hair and sent me on my way. shan't be going back to walmart ever

such is life in rural yankland

dunno

Daily reminder that management is based purely on seniority and requires no extra skillset

Reminder that pendulum is swinging back to straight edge puritanism lads, but that doesn't mean you should forgive these normie slags.

Do not believe the roasties lies, when she comes around to proselytize.

hmm yes this sad, passionless, smelly autistic billy no mates dreg of society is exactly the sort of chap we want to be engaging with here at Toilcorp!

Who in this situation ever says they're not a team player? What's the point of questions everyone has to answer the same way?

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rewatch all of peep show

lol monetarism was the stupidest shit

>ah yes let's control the money supply
how will we control the money supply?
>well, we'll raise interest rates to lower the effective demand for money.
but isn't that controlling the money demand, mr. friedman? would controlling the money supply not mean restricting lending? and doesn't this all implicitly accept the fact that nobody wants to accept which is that banks create new money when they lend, rather than transferring money from savers to depositors?
>*removes you from the shadow cabinet for being unorthodox*

when people ask me what motivates me/whats my ambition/why am i passionate about my job i tell them that my dream is to retire and open up a second-hand bookshop in south wales and that seems to satisfy them

ive never even been to wales and i dont think ive read a single book in the last 5 years haha

just got a haircut at asda lads

2-4 fade back and sides, 8 on top lad

>having a few beers with the lads
>reminiscing about old times, good and bad
>put on movie
>mild sex scene occurs
>lads start making lewd and boisterous phwoar gestures and start stamping on the floor and punching the air tex avery-style
>start roaring about how much they love sex and the various things they like to do and outrageous fucking stories
>focus suddenly turns to me
>'...uh uh I uh l-like boobs e-...'
>they realise I'm a virgin and start laughing uproariously at me and calling me a faggot
>they beat me to death there and then
>toss my mangled carcass out over the balcony
>no-one attends my funeral

pretty shit weekend that

bet shes had more cock than hot dinners

they do haircuts at walmart?

would love to see her eat MY shit

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t. Runt

Because the questions are written by some fat roastie HR going through her second pack of biscuits for the day

There is no fucking way Yanks have haircuts in Walmart.

but then it's pointless, because hong kong and singapore speak english for business, and taiwanese is a completely different dialect

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>tfw im very attractive physically but boring mentally
>tfw if i get into sexual relationships it goes really well
>tfw every time i try to get into an emotional relationship it falls apart within a month
why am i such a dumb slut
;(

Imagine having a Walmart haircut

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fucking despise yanks
can't wait til they're all spanish speaking

some big asdas have supercuts inside them

Spotify is taking the fucking piss with this limited skips business

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region in green is what you would call, the soy-region, i.e. non-humans, and thus non-canadians.

me n the lads

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asked who you main in siege lads

The grils are cute tho

most obvious jew stereotype ive seen in a film

just had a tay tay wank

government and media are exaggerating the state of the nhs to make a stronger case for privitisation

you are the runt mate, you literally have no passions in life, you just show up to toil, toil, then go home and eat a frozen pizza, wanking yourself into a coma

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why do they speak english or spanish when they're not either? are they cucks

>We need to synergise our business plan and inject aspiration into the way we work for our customers

Yeah we get it you're a deano spaz and take your job too seriously

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I mean, if you like soulless drones, sure.

Might be getting a gf pretty soon lads

And I thought at fifteen that I'd have it down by sixteen
And twenty-four keeps breathing in my face

Swansea is actually an alright place

>le passion

I get smell the university on you. When you enter the real world you'll see what its like. I have passion, a hobby, ambitions, but no I don't give a fuck about toil.

hate when that happens
played a game a while ago where you had to drink every time you hadnt done what the person says
went to the toilet for 5 mins then out for a fag and the dickheads were still playing it when i got back
wanted to kms

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i'm so obsessed with shit i can't look at her hair without thinking of shit since her hair is brown like shit

actual interview questions for you to ponder over:

>give me an example of a time when you worked particularly well in a team

>have you ever failed at something? what happened then? how did you react?

>why do you want to work in this industry?

playing videogames
not because I enjoy them or anything, I just have nothing better to do

Australian pedo literally posted the rump of a little girl on Sup Forums. Hope he get's v&.

I know McDonald’s has it reputation for chavs and single mums, but I’d like to put it out there for debate that Burger King has the absolute dregs of society as customers

utterly oblivious when it comes to women
i've had girls suck on my fingers and i didn't have a fucking clue
genuinely think i'm autistic and destined to die a virgin

aeropress is the 2nd best coffee maker after moka pots

off to bed lads. night night

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I have a job I enjoy and hobbies that I love - unlike you (/brit/ is not a hobby by the way mate)

maybe if you weren't such a turbo brainlet you could toil somewhere comfortable in a decent role

have had to dodge never have I ever myself a few times

That's it, not going to type in lowercase only ever again.

>give me an example of a time when you worked particularly well in a team

When me and the lads gangbanged your mum

>have you ever failed at something? what happened then? how did you react?

Didn't cum inside at the time, felt bad

>why do you want to work in this industry?

Money

do other generals on Sup Forums get people who spam their cuck/tranny/scat fantasies or is it just /brit/

burger king is the place for people who find the mcdonalds branding posh and intimidating

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Night grandpa.

I don't enjoy anything anymore
wouldn't mind practicing some web development but have no creativity and no idea what to make

bk has better food though

do they post about willies wanks and poos substituting their own colloquialisms

Oh so you're probably like 22 and still in that phase of naivety you think the kiss up kick down philosophy is still valid in the modern era post-boomer.

No it doesn't.

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>moka pot
>better than aeropress
definitely not lad

This general attracts retards, and I am a retard who unfortunately managed to attract bigger retards to /brit/, like the Mexican nutjob.

other threads are literally full to the brim with fully grown men roleplaying as cartoon girls and "traps". /brit/ is by far the cleanest and most interesting general on Sup Forums

maybe in sweden

they serve a more ordinary menu more similar to the way you'd make it at home but with fast food you dont want what you can make from tesco

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Oh fuck off, saddo.

the whopper is a disaster of a burger

literally every part of it is done wrong

for gods sake will someone post rosy

only half 4 and I'm already on my 3rd beer haha

She was surprised to find the cottage-door standing open, and when she went into the room, she had such a strange feeling that she said to herself: 'Oh dear! how uneasy I feel today, and at other times I like being with grandmother so much.' She called out: 'Good morning,' but received no answer; so she went to the bed and drew back the curtains. There lay her grandmother with her cap pulled far over her face, and looking very strange.

'Oh! grandmother,' she said, 'what big ears you have!'

'That's just my German heritage, my child,' was the reply.

'But, grandmother, what big eyes you have!' she said.

'I'm 1/4 Swedish, my dear.'

'But, grandmother, what dark skin you have!'

'Whiter than you, Muhammad'

'Oh! but, grandmother, what terrible big lips you have!'

'Kiss me, I'm Irish!'

And scarcely had the mutt said this, than with one bound he was out of bed and swallowed up Red Riding Hood.

When the mutt had appeased his appetite, he lay down again in the bed, fell asleep and began absorbing the white genes.

I took part in the Imperial College London Space Design Competition. This gave me experience of working both in large and small teams, as the qualification round I worked as part of a 12-man team (I worked on the mathematical side) and as part of a 50-man team for the actual finals where I was a department head in charge of chassis design.

When I was working at RAF Cranwell for an internship, the interns were given a task to make some rough preliminary designs for a SABRE-engine using spaceplane alongside the main team. My design was quite different from the other ones, which were all broadly similar typical spaceplane concepts, being a VTOL cargo transport. My design placed last, due to concern about the lower specifications of my craft compared to the others, although as it was an exercise it didn't really matter. I felt that I had tried too hard to twist the brief to something I had already had in mind prior to doing the assignment, and learnt to stick more closely to the task I am assigned.

I want to work in the finance industry because it combines my two favourite parts of my subject - I love the theoretical predictive side of physics and I also great enjoy the computer science side, coding having been one of my hobbies ever since I was a small child. Research would have too much of the former and not enough of the latter, and working in a lab the reverse. Quantitative finance seems ideal due to the way it heavily features both of these activities.

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arse blasted FAT northerner

hapa gf

ahh yes another afternoon wasted on /brit/

i don't go for the whopper but the overall quality of the burgers and chips is far better than mcdonalds

they are all anime
all of them

hellish places

nah

mcdonald's have the best chips in the industry