Irish Car Bomb

Is it ok to ask for an Irish Car Bomb in Ireland and Northern Ireland?

no

Putting anything in your Guinness is a killable offense there

Yes

Why not?

Is it ok to ask for a 'Belsen Blitz' in israel and new york?

you have a drink called an 'irish car bomb'? bloody jews lol

Guiness with Irish whiskey and Baileys slammed all at once.

Is it okay to ask for a rocket/mortar strike on Isreal?

>go to pub in ireland
>order irish car bomb
>bar tender gives me 2 shots of absinthe on fire
>>heres your twin towers
>mfw

I prefer the Dachau Drop, its a shot of manisheviz dropped into a Black Nazi which is itself 2 ounces of Jagermeister and 4 ounces Moutaindew Black

Only in British ran pubs.

Absolutely.
Just like it's fine to order a Flaming 9/11 Jumper in New York.

Is it okay to ask for the soap bar in the oven in Israel?

Kek

Thats like asking Hillary Clinton for a Monica Lewnsky

Go to any village in Bavaria and order a ''Nigger''

You'll get a beer mixed with Cola.

We do this all the time with our beer, but we call this a 'submarine' or a 'u-boot'

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yes and they're fucking delicious

Brutal.

cheeky

Ask for any gimmick drink in a proper british pub and they'll tell you to fuck off

It's absolutely appalling that you'd trivialize the biggest act of domestic terrorism. You'll be judged by God when your time comes.

During the Great War they used to call coffee, "Neger sweat."

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It was just a prank bro

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Does anyone consider Neger offensive and why? Its just short for negro

Order Hiroshima. Get just the glass.

Irishman here. It doesn't matter what you order, you'll probably just get beaten up anyway for being a crooked, dirty, hook nosed heeb.

>mixing shit into beer

Stop.

So fucking underrated post

negro is offensive here because ???

>american """""humour"""""

>going to Ireland

Why? You can beat your wife and drink to excess at your own town right?

Damn

>obvious paki

luv u too ireland

>absinthe
>american

bullshit, absinthe is illegal here

>order a pint in london
>"this is a designated sharia zone"

It's anachronistic, but some people will use it as an excuse to get angry.

>Lost my sides
>Around my dad
>Had to explain the joke to him
>He just let out a side

Still worth it

The British have this beta toughness thing where they are blisteringly sarcastic about their own pain.

>Ireland
>Ordering anything but Red Breast

lel

>beer
>mixed with cola
That's offensive!

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It's normally served as two shots of flaming sambucca here.

Welcome to 1997 when they were new & popular you dolt. Now, they're effed out and called GBJ's if at all... -Boston Bartender 15+ years.

Go to Belfast and order a Black n tan.

>GBJ

>Great Britain ?????

It was illegal in the U.S. as well until 2007.

Because they will put a bomb in your car

only if it's ok to beg for a nuclear accident in tel aviv

>gimmick drink

it tastes good

But Neger are obviously black and negro perfectly decribes that blackness, as everyone seems to understand it. As in every country I was and I was looking to get high people always said negro or something similar, and I knew where to go.

So isnt it intolerant and biggot to stand in the way of intercultural understanding?

My boss' brother was in the Navy. He asked for one in Ireland and the bartender told him to fuck off. Just call it a car bomb

We used to have a sense of humour about these things

no. and jews aren't very well liked here, so maybe you should just not bother

Sorry to break it to you, but it's still highly deluded. No fairy chasing in the States.

Really? You can buy it in Tescos in the UK. Turns out it was never actually illegal here.

it's just a waste of three perfectly good drinks

>Just call it a car bomb

kek

it's legal here now, but not the good stuff. it has to have all the hallucinogenic shit taken out to be legal

>just call it a car bomb

The drinks are from Ireland, you simpleton.

Ask for a Black & Tan OP. It'll be fine.

>Black Nazi
>Tfw I've never heard of this
>Tfw I love MountainDew Black

Don't tell Hitler, but I want a Black Nazi in my mouth right fucking now.

as ok it is to ask for a 9/11 in new york...

that meme is 100% charged bro, not even my opinion check em

Gay blow job

So I just watched Jimmy Carr's newest stand up on netflix a couple weeks back and just from what I saw during his special it seems to me like people from the UK don't get offended by things as easily as Amerifags. Instead of getting offended by some of Jimmy's personal insults they just fire an insult right back at him and there seems to be a mutual sense of respect and adoration.

Is "taking as good as you give and giving as good as you take" the best way to endear yourself to a Brit-bong? Everybody in america is so cucked and my soul get an erection every time I see a movie or TV show that features "rowdy" brits getting hammered and bonding over just taking the piss out of each other. In a world of pussified lib-cucks, I yearn for a connection.

negroni?

is that like burnt macaroni?

Fuck off. That's solid bantz if I ever saw it.

What's the point then?

it's almost 70% alcohol, that's about it

rare

You should probably ask for a dry Guiness, OP.

Or as it's known to you, a liquid bubby

So just drink methylated spirits then, that's 95% alcohol, and much cheaper

The only thing worse than a hipster barista is a hipster bartender. Do I really need to tell you to kill yourself?

The Merkel
>shot glass of your favorite clear spirit
>glass of kahula
>dump the glass of kahula into shot glass
>blame the shot glass for not accepting all the kahula and making a mess

actually, i was wrong. it's legal to sell it here with the wormwood oil in it, that was an old law i thought was still active. as long as it has a max of 35 mg/l of thujone in it, it's legal

Yeah, it's pretty much that if you are taking the piss, it means you like someone...lardass :)

God I hate people like you. Jimmy Car is unironic shit and you should feel bad for being such a self-hating cuck.

Off yourself.

The 'active ingredient' thujone was thought to act like THC simply on the basis of the compounds shape. It seems it doesn't, although in high doses it can cause convulsions. EU law limits the amount of thujone, but old bottles of absinthe and traditional recipes don't seem to have much in anyway. Sage has quite a lot of thujone, and I've never tripped after eating a plate of stuffing.
the supposed hallucinogenic qualities of absinthe were problem just from it being fucking strong (up to 90%) and people getting skullfucked on it.

tl:dr; It was probably all 19th century hysteria.

Pretty vile stuff mostly too. Principle flavouring is aniseed. Some classic cocktails have a few drops. If you want something really strong and tasty, green chartreuse is the way to go.
Pernod was originally an absinthe, and reformulated without the wormwood.

HAHAHA THAT FUCKING PICTURE

er.. I've never had it with whiskey but it's usually A shot of Bailey's Irish Cream (which the alcohol in Irish Cream IS Irish Whiskey I suppose) in a pint of Guinness.

Yes, it actually kind of tastes like chocolate. They're delicious, you should try one. Has to be Guinness, has to be Bailey's.

yes and no. Joking about darkies or pakis is completely verboten (you'll notice Jimmy Carr never jokes about that, or islam, almost all the UK comedians are fucking lefties). Most other things depend on the people. Personal insults though are completely fine, unless they're a wanker, in which case you're better off not knowing them.

it'd be more believable if it was 2 shots of Jack Daniels or Jim Beam.

No, it's not okay. But the most it would warrant is a stern look from the barkeep. When I was working abroad I saw this drink advertised on st patrick's day. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or be offended. Fortunately I know that "hurt feelings" do not need to ban a stupid drink.

mortar strike does sound like a kickass shot tho, my sad attempt; 2 parts of citrus vodka, 1 part of bacardi, 1 part of jager, you have knock on the glass first before you hit it ?

Should have been two kamikazes and a Manhattan

...."and yet the reason i didn't is because there was some form of common sense somewhere in my brain that was actually fear telling me that if i even tried i'd get pummeled to the floor then stomped and shot"

Underrated

Nah m8, sounds pretty cool, would give it a go

Hugely underrated

it isn't actually hallucinogenic

No