Black Hermione

I used to be a Harry Potter fan before I realized JK Rowling was a regressive libtard. Wtf is this shit?

Why, just fucking why? What is the point of this pointless pandering? Why is JK Rowling sucking these progressives dicks?

>asking why women are progressive

>getting upset about a movie for children based on a book for children

Where have you been? She's had a shit popsicle lodged down her throat for years.

>I used to be a Harry Potter fan
Either underage or fag

She probably wanted waaay too much for the role, so they wanted to give her a giant fuck you and opted for a black actress to show how dispensable she is.

Arab Harry Potter

Most annoying thing about Rowling is how she constantly compares shit to Voldemort.

>trump is like voldmort
>hitler is like voldemort
>brexit is like voldemort
>tom riddle is like doldemort

bitch is like a broken record.

>those teeth
I assume she's from britain too?

Rowling didn't write Harry Potter. She stole it.

She is pandering a bit, but she has been vocal against outrage culture in college, against censorship, being overly sensitive, interpeting everything in the worst possible way, etc.

Also, SJWs totally turned on her because in one of her recent short stories she implied that some magic in America is connected to some native shit, and they thought it was racist and cultural appropriation lom

WE

natives are like voldemort

That's when I first realized she didn't actually write Harry Potter.

She doesn't understand the metaphors detailed in the book. Trump wants to defend the 2nd amendment (Self defense magic)

Who wants to take it away in the book?

Rowling is a fraud who exposed herself because she's a dumb woman. Classic.

They literally just needed to drum up attention for this stage play. That's it. They knew black hermione would get press.

Abracadabra

SCOTTROACH* women

Who did she steal harry potter from? I've heard this before, some other novel about a boy attending wizard school.

Why has no one pointed out that Rowling had absolutely nothing to do with this casting decision?

Not only that, but the magic people and the muggles (MUD BLOODS) to me, was about white people having magic blood and not wanting to inbreed with the magic-less weakling brown faces

How important is Harry Potter to Brits?

It's our GoT in a way. A bunch of people old enough to know better cream themselves over every little thing because they're 'such nerds lol xD'. Potterfags are the fucking worst, acting as if a poorly-written children's story is the pinnacle of literature and filled with lessons to live your life by.

Children are easily manipulated, so yea, get mad when libtards try to indoctrinate their fragile little minds with bullshit.

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>1997 was 27 years ago

I heard harry potter is really mad about that

this is an atrocity

from who?

Before Brexit she was comparing Nigel Farage to Voldemort and UKIP as the death eaters. She's a total bitch these days and seems a bit mentally ill on Twitter; it's really spoiled by childhood memories of Harry Potter too 2bh.

check out wizards of earthsea m8

>Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
>be they crispy or from Wendys.
>Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
>on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
>Mummy lifts me to the car,
>to find me tendies near and far.
>Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
>in comfy big boy booster seats.

JK Rowling is BLAIRITE scum

>it's a Ged spends half a book in his little shack with the whore he's banging, whining about his fate episode

Old news, fuck off shill

So, nothing valuable was lost?

I read the books again recently, and they're pretty based right through the seventh.

I suspect she was infected by tumblr, due to fan interaction. sad really

thats one way to look at it

the other is that Ged confronts his own mortality, and lives and dies so he can really live, all in 200 pages rather than 7 books and 10 years...

>2016 - 1997 = 27
>checks flag

you can't tout how your people invented algebra if you can't do based arithmetic, Ahmed

Well, I heard this on Sup Forums so take this with a heaping mouthful of salt, but Rowling said she was going to make hermione black originally,

oh dear god.

if we meme that Hillary is Umbridge because of this, what happens next?

Pretty sure that was the message from day one. Voldemort is literally hitler, and slytherin is Sup Forums

Literally nothing.

>Letting the creators stupid views or actions deter you from their work

t. Nervous ctr shill

Well they are doing this because "Its never said that she's white in the books" even though it does say she's white several times.

Go back and read the part when she gets stunned by the Basilisk. It describes her as pale and not ashen. Also not sure of any Black red heads...so there's that

Because as the owner of the property rights to the intellectual material this play is based on, she could have this play shut down if she didn't agree with the decision.

Her silence on the matter has rightfully been interpreted as consent.

So, you're totally fine with magic children, goblins, and a ginger twat banging Emma Watson. But the idea of a strong black women is where you draw the line?

Wew, just wew lad.

Yeah, that's such a weird argument.

> Ugh, the propaganda is aimed at children, not you! Why do you care?

Pic somewhat related.

I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

What would be even cooler would be if they would use different household appliances for the roles of characters. Harry could be played by a toaster, Hermione could be played by a blender, and Ron could be played by a microwave oven.

Jesus Christ.. this picture. Why is it whitey's responsibility to provide you with your culture? Aren't these the same people who get all butt mad over "cultural appropriation?" If you want something you have to do it yourself. Why does anyone else have to "help" you with that

Hermione doesn't look like that.

Is that about the play. I thought those have changing rosters anyway.
Either way if that means Ron gets stuck with a black wife, so be it. Shitter deserves it.

>all this hate for Ron

Draco is that you?

If Hermione is black now, does that mean there was twirking instead?

So why didn't Harry and Hermione become a thing?
They had definitely the chemistry in the movies.

>gluten field
>calling wheat gluten

THIS. Diversity is just a new hat.

To be fair Hermione is a witch, Ron probably had jungle fever so he got Hermione to take polyjuice potion everyday to satisfy his degenerate fetish. Eventually the changes became permanent.

Because JK is a complete hack. She's made vague references as to Ron/Hermione being 'wish fulfilment', presumably Ron was based on some ginger nut who she didn't get to fugg or something, and Hermione was always her self-insert.

What the fuck? Are they going to reboot Harry Potter. What the Fuck is going on??? I want to have white babies with Emma Watson.

And later she said it was a mistake. Too late though and Harry had to be together with the cardboard cutout that was Ron's sister.
I'd rather have him be together with some chick from another house. [spoiler]Like Luna or have Rowling make some Slytherin chick just to have a non-asshole Slytherin student in the book[/spoiler]

the thing on the left is playing hermionie in the new play.

kek

not sure if the wizards/whites analogy works since anyone can be born with magic

>anyone can be born with magic
Prove that Hermione's mother wasn't raped by Death Eaters and forced to forget by The Ministry

>Well, I heard this on Sup Forums so take this with a heaping mouthful of salt, but Rowling said she was going to make hermione black originally,

Yeah yeah yeah, and I originally wanted no money in my bank account.

If you idiots read the book, you'd know she just got stuck in her animagus form.

Well I have to admit it would explain the shit teeth and bushy hair she was always described with

Destroy the whole harry potter francise make it black,gay and transgendered

We had black characters already, and with Dumbledore a fag.

Shit - hillary makes umbridge look like Mother Teresa

>Rowling said she was going to make hermione black originally,
She's talking out her ass. She's contradicted herself so many times about HP that I wouldn't trust a word she says after the fact.

Wait -- isn't Hermione supposed to be smart?

No one will believe a negress has read Hogwarts: A History.

No one.

>he doesn't know the meme

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Emma Wattson has claimed to suffer from imposter syndrome.. Is it just me or is that kinda paradoxal?

which one is which? they are both really pretty

Albus is not a poopchute bandit, dammit!

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we wuz wizards, 'erry

anyway, jk rowling and the harry potter franchise have always been liberalist propaganda. The original series books were all about creating a fictional scenario in which;
A) There is objective reality to race and 'racial purity' (several times stronger than any IRL case, even), and objectively legitimate motivation to maintain that purity (magic blood).
B) Establishing for the child audience that it's still wrong to do so regardless of that objectively sound reasoning.
It did this just by making all the proponents of the racialist theory objectively evil. Simple but effective, especially for the innocent children it targeted.

It also was generally a huge step down for the 'level' of childrens and young adult 'literature', and hugely influential on the genre/medium becoming the ridiculous shitheap it is today. It can be easy to miss this, but just think; Harry Potter supplanted Narnia and Lord of the Rings.

She has brown hair.

What is imposter syndrome?

Is that when you become an annoying whiney ass feminist?

dunno

Did you not read Harry Potter, OP?

Slytherin was all about being a negative portrayal of conservatism.

Are you really surprised that someone who couldn't hold down a job and got lucky with a young adult book is a leftist?

It's where you're very successful but don't think you are actually talented or skilled and believe that you're some kind of impostor who'll be caught at some point and exposed as a fake.
Now we just call that "thinking you have unearned privilege".

Compared to Sup Forums, the air you breathe is a libtard.

>letting itself be inhaled by shitskins
>literally being used to burn coal

Honestly, we need to genetically modify ourselves so that we can breathe Zyklon B and then replace our atmosphere with it.

just 2 worthless slags imo
one nigger, one feminist.
kill them both and nothing of value would be lost.

Ah,

So they exorcise their guilt by throwing themselves into libtard causes,

I really like fantasy stuff, but I've never seen a harry potter movie. I do remember my 5th grade teacher reading us the first book shortly after it came out though. All I remember is something about a closet though.

Are the movies any good?

I'm not sure Rowling still owns the franchise. It's unlikely she was consulted on that decision. She was likely forced to go along with the decision out of political correctness. Was she really going to say, "Fuck that. Hermione isn't a nigger."

Pretty much yeah.
"Oh I don't deserve success! Someone else is poor and I can't allow myself to think I'm better than them because I studied and worked hard, THEY DESERVE THIS!!! Well... not 'this', this is mine, but they deserve to have something like this, before someone else, not me but like me, gets it. Better not hire any white guys for a while."

That negress looks like it has AIDS

I read Harry Potter when I was young and somewhat enjoyed it but it goes to shit when you realize that Voldemort was just trying to save his race and his people.

That was the chronicles of Narnia you teapot

no it was harry potter. Something about him hiding in a closet or something is all i remember from the book.

The only reason I remembered the whole thing was because this one girl in my class wasn't allowed to listen to the teacher read us the story for religious reasons. she had to sit out in the hall while the teacher read us the book. fucking kek. USA USA

MY QUESTION IS
WHY DID THEY PICK LITERALLY THE UGLIEST PERSON IMAGINABLE
SERIOUSLY

yeah the movies are great. special effects and everything is comfy tier

I've been thinkiing about giving them a watch recently. I think I just might do it.