What shall we do today, Sup Forums?

What shall we do today, Sup Forums?

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There is no way this ends well for you, Pipi. There just isn't.

How about a game of "Disappearing Bears"?

Absolute Territory

Is there any rule 34 of her?

Don't taunt Pippi.

I'd ship it.

negerkung

This was a surprisingly emtertaining cartoon actually. I'm certain the source material helps a good deal, but it was still rather well done.

Pippi can deadlift a horse. She'll be fine.

>pippi whacks off two guys and a horse

Today we're gonna go to funky town

>that liveaction movie where she is naked
it was pretty normal back then.

That last panel is rather unfortunate.

we are gonna play doctor! you are the proctologist and I'm the prostate patient

Animu Fifi?

>They wanted to make animu Pipi
>Couldn't get the rights
>Made proto Totoro instead

I remember the scene in Ronja where the entire gang of middle-aged men rolls around naked in the snow.
Sweden, yes.

That was a cute movie. I kinda wanted there to be a twist that the panda wasn't a panda at all but just an eccentric chinese man in a fur coat.

Did you know the Girl with the Dragon Tatoo was written as who the author thought Pippi would be as an adult.

No. Mostly because I avoided The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, didn't hear anything good about it.

Very few

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>the Japanese never buggered Lindgren enough to let them make their animation

Nudity isn't an inherently sexual taboo in Nordic countries, like it is in the freedom land, and rest of the anglo sphere.

Isn't she a rape victim tho?
How do you rape Pippi Longstocking?

You don't, Pippi rapes YOU. Girl can lift a fucking adult horse, what chance do you think you have in avoiding Snu-Snu?

>Nudity isn't an inherently sexual taboo

Nordics YES

>Petite loli snu nu

Maybe if you're in a sauna, but Swedish culture is a lot more uptight with nudity now than it was back when those movies were made.

Nigger, it is you retarded puritanical anglos that have made nudity into a massive deal.
There is nothing inherently sexual about a naked human body. Especially that of a child.

You are the perverted ones, for seeing nudity as something that is always sexual.

Well, I'm Finnish, so I wouldn't know how heavily the attitudes have changed in Sweden. Are the mudslimes that are being imported there the cause of that shift in attitudes?

Don't forget she'd probably make animal noises as well, or at least be eerily enthusiastic about the whole thing.

Did I mention she's athletic as well?

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I know damn well what she is like. I read the books and watched the cartoon when I was little.
I just never had any sexual throughts until you fuckers put them in my head.

Nah, feminists more likely.
They can't make Swedish chicks ugly, so they try their best to hide them.

No, this is something that happened in the 70s mostly. Lots of pedophile shenanigans within the government caused a wave of panic among concerned parents. That coupled with the rise of the Christian right and Americanization led to a much more puritanical society.

I don't come in contact with a lot of Muslims, but aren't they usually pro child nudity anyways?

Ironically the feminists are usually the ones in favor of nudity. Sex positivity is a huge part of Swedish feminism.

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There is a difference between getting treated like shit by a bratty bitch and being roughly pounded by a naive, superhuman strength girl

>Sex positivity is a huge part of Swedish feminism.
Now that is a feminism I can get behind. Once or twice a day.

It's all good senpai

youtu.be/6ejKXYoIppA

This reminds me of the infamous Loli Vans.

"I just wanted some video games and comic books." Says the nerd victim of those lolis who mercilessly raped him for days.

>Video games and comics
>Not classic dad rock.

I was thinking on the stereotypical pedophile (ugly fat nerd), not the real ones.

This.

Scary. I hear those gangs are still out there.

>Three years ago
>Happy, 30 year old me living in my mom's basement
>Mom's sick, I offer to go down the way to the pharmacy
>She gives me some money to get it and tells me to come straight home
>I buy some cold medicine for her, but it's getting dark so I need to hurry
>Step out into the parking lot
>Two little girls waiting for me on their trikes.
>I freeze up, try to walk past them
>They start circling me
>They're catcalling me, making these awful gestures and saying things I can't repeat
>I'm a deer in headlights. I start to wonder if I'm gonna make it home alive.
>Store owner, an elderly woman, steps out and yells at them
>Says she has their faces on the security camera and she'll call the cops
>The girls pout and peddle away, some flashing panstu at me and sticking out their tongues
>The old woman hugs me and offers me a ride home
>I must've cried in her arms for nearly ten minutes

They're not a joke. Those little girls are monsters

They typically reel you in with Every adult man's love for The Beatles, watch out.

>Disney probably won't adapt Pippi Longstocking until the copyright expires in 2072

You got lucky. Usually they roam around in vans, filled with their friends and they pull you in.
Then they force you to give them headpats and cuddles while you sob.

Good. I don't know what the copyright laws are like over in sweden, but I understand Disney seriously fucked over copyright law in america.

Why would you want Disney to put their greasy fingers on Pippi of all things?

which one is that? I remember the one where tommy and annika strip down to swim and pippi's like "fuck that i swim in my clothes" and later their clothes get stolen and she's like "see? i told you" and then they have to cobble together replacement clothing

probably because hes a filthy /sug/fag degenerate

sauce?

it's funny how i love pippi and her 'fuck the rules i'm special' attitude but i hate how prevalent it is amongst scandinaviafags
it probably helps that the author witnessed their socialist insanity firsthand when they tried to level a 102 percent tax rate on her

>'fuck the rules i'm special' attitude but i hate how prevalent it is amongst scandinaviafags
That doesn't sound like Scandinavians at all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante

that's exactly what i'm talking about. theyre smug socialists, the worst kind of yurpfags.
but they get a fuckton right, so.. yknow. i still love 'em.

You should try reading that again. The "Law of Jante" describes the Scandinavian tendency to scorn any person who believes they are somehow special or better than others. In Scandinavia, you do not fuck the rules and you are not special.

oh okay, you misunderstood my first post.. which was pretty poorly worded
i didnt mean their individual attitude, i meant their collective NATIONAL attitude, compared to other countries.

Well, that makes more sense. There's certainly a widespread belief that Nordic society is the ideal that all others aspire to.

That has nothing to do with socialism and everything to do with the village community dynamics of envy.
This is a kind of behavior that stems from a very flat social hierarchy on the local level.
Similar behavior has been seen in rural China where people routinely hid their wealth when they did well in order to prevent retaliation against their fortune.
Around the turn of the 20th century it was not uncommon to see children undressed and wallowing in dirt one day, and the family moving to an upwards-mobile city neighborhood the next day.

This is pretty much the opposite of what you get in heavily stratified communities, such as pre-industrial Germany, where laws regulated what you had to wear to signify your precise status and function in society. This can lead to a mentality of fierce competition over status and representation, so long as there are ways in which to accumulate such resources.
One such result has been an arms race of fashion, in which the regulations on what you had to wear were pushed in any possible manner. The direct outcome of this has been a multitude of village-specific looks that were exaggerated to extremes of ornament right to the brink of impracticability.

Interestingly enough, these cultural differences have been carried right into the present day with Germany being far more defined by status and authority than Scandinavia. The mere composure and dress of a person heavily modifies the way in which they will be addressed, and uniforms by themselves provide far more authority in German culture.
For example, you can be punished for defamation under German law for not using the formal mode of speech when talking to a police officer. The fact that you are talking to an officer of the law as though they were your equal, or lesser, is questioning their authority in a way deemed criminal.
Such a mode of speech does not even exist in the Swedish language.

/rant

NORDICS YES

Is she or is she not the Wendy's mascot?

>Implying nordic countries aren't the best ones in the whole world.

Stay fukken jelly.

Wendy's mascot's name is Wendy. Her name is Pippi. Do the math.

>I just never had any sexual throughts

I did, but I was considered by some to be a weird child.

Nah, other Europeans have the same ideas in that regard.

>FKK (Freikörperkultur)
Naturist [area begins here]
>Runner mit de Plünnen!
Down with your clothes! (in northern German dialect)

Do you have any sources on that? Sounds interesting.

The Disney-is-le-terrible meme is honestly a tired, empty parroting at this point. Disney has incredibly talented people at the helm of their feature film studios.

If I heard Disney acquired the rights to make a Pippi Longstocking film, I'd be excited.

I'd be even more excited if Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli acquired the rights, though.

Didn't Myazaki want to make Ronja anime?

they have a lot of wonderfully good aspects
then other aspects like widespread depression and hopelessness, that only show up in their indy films where people express how fucking meaningless it is to be this country that does nothing and makes nothing

Only the weak feel such pathetic existential despair.
I live for the menes.

The part about China can be found in here.

amazon.de/gp/search?index=books&linkCode=qs&keywords=9780786449361

The rest is really a collection of singular pieces of information I collected over a lifetime.
Something you might find informative in terms of German dress codes is this.

de.wikisource.org/wiki/Frauen-Trachtenbuch

This is all in German of course, but the title translates as such:

In the women's quarters are announced various beautiful dresses and costumes (in the sense of a local dress code) of women of high and low standing
as one is decorated and adroned by them almost everywhere
In the German, Italian, French, English, Dutch, Bohemian, Hungarian and all bordering countries.
Indeed illustrated with new pictures, the likes of which have never been seen.

You think that is depressing?
You haven't seen what the Slavs produce.

Inevitable recommendation.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legacy_(TV_series)

Ghibli (or rather, pre-Ghibli) kinda already tried to do a Pippi movie, but we ended up with instead. The title is Panda Go Panda.

oh yeah there are poeple who have it worse
but as the first world goes, scandinavia has the most sadness with the least actual real problems. there's a reason they invented death metal

I would rather chalk that up to vitamin insufficiency through lack of sunlight and youth counter culture.
If your status quo is peaceful, boring and self-sufficient, that is reflected in the music of rebellious youth.
But many cultures are heavily influenced by heavy existentialist thoughts in their art, although admittedly they tend to be found up north.

yeah everybody says that, but i say fuck to that. if you needed more sunlight your ancestors would have stayed further south like everyone else's did. you moved up there because you LIKE it that way.

dangit, there's no S. just longstocking. get it right.

You picked a funny thing to get upset over.

it's one of those things that hits one as EXTRA wrong. incorrect pluralizing. especially when it changes what sounds like a name into what sounds more like a title, alias, or nickname.
i mean the ppg hated being called powderpuff girls, so

The ppg are fictional kindergarteners.

> Gets your name wrong
> Geez, it's not a big deal faggoloid
Faggots like you are just like those assholes that call you something completely not your name because they are arrogant bastards.

I didn't realize that user was Pippi Longstocking.

it's precisely because they're fictional that getting it wrong is so irritating. the remark in ppg was almost certainly meant to be speaking to fans.

Glad that we now know not to call you wrongly anymore since your name is "Jackass". Sorry for misnaming you as user, sir "Jackass".

Okay Pipi, Can you show us your nude body? It is to settle a discussion.

If this was any normal episode, you'd see her panties at least 20 times in any given fucking minute.

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something naughty

Yes, but it is not about panties.

>Ghibli makes an Anne of Green Gables film
Come on, it needs to happen.

already did. Akage no An
it was kind of depressing

>depressing
How so?

This is not untrue.

it's kinda hard to say. everyone's just such a cunt to her

write sex stories about Pippi, Tommy and Anika

yes
asstr org/files/Authors/23/Pippi%20Longstockings%201-3.txt.