Green Lanterns #2 preview

Green Lanterns #2 preview

time for cars and butts

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The return of Bleez's ass

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and a Lupa variant

Why do they even have variant covers anymore?
More interested in Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps anyway.

Simon's constructs are great

I would think Simon of all people would sympathize with the need to protect your sister.

>Why do they even have variant covers anymore?
They still make money

>More interested in Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps anyway.
I think that comes out next week, I've only seen unlettered preview pages so far

>More interested in Hal Jordan
Said no one, ever.

Cmoooon porn

Wrong. Hal is best

>caring about Venditti Hal
kek

Star Sapphire Jessica when?

Seriously, what the fuck is up with DC? What magic do they have there that actually makes writers better than their time at Marvel? I mean, this series has at the very least been entertaining so far, the character interactions have been fun and this is actually coming out from Dogfucker. Dogfucker! How the hell is this happening?

great editor to slap him some sense

Simon just looks so happy going VROOM VROOM in that construct.

Honestly ? Something tells me that he wanted to do GL all along, some people even say that his Star lord was pretty much hal

That guy is right, marvel has quesadilla, he's garbage.

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But Berganza is editor for this book.

well Venditti is awful but now he can spread his awfulness onto John, Guy and Kyle too instead of focusing it solely on Hal

here's the pages they showed from HJGLC

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They've motivated him to write better while also keeping G'nort on a string dangling from a stick in front of his face, like a carrot.

>Being Green Lantern is awesome
>Green Lanterns fo awesome stuff
A+ writing

God, Simon is fucking perfect

Seems like he and Cotton have just fluked into consistently having one fun lantern book. First Bunn's Sinestro and now this.

No one at Marvel is creative enough or knows what the fuck to do with the GotG anymore, Abnett was even selling worse than he was when he was at the GotG title with Lanning and also because no normie wants to read straight Sci-fi and the OC shit and backup shit was killing his last title.

Bendis is shitting on GotG and doesn't care much about it and is there just because he's getting payed for it an he can write his waifu there but he also sells so...

Humphries didn’t get Star-Lord, made the Peter/Kitty shit that even Bendis disliked, he added some unecessary SJW shit, made Peter into an incompetent cheap version of Pratt Star-Lord (and going by the shitty GotG cartoon, which BTW Gunn disowned, no one at Marvel Entertainment can write a decent Star-Lord or the GotG).

Humphries is a mediocre writer but he produces some good shit when he's inspired and I guess for this GL title he is inspired.

Well, at least he's having fun now.

It probably also helps that both Jess and Simon are new characters so he has leeway to decide what counts as in-character for them.

What shit writing.

DC and marvel nonsense aside, Jessica and Simon are pretty much blank slates. Like they have a couple things about them like Jessica and her fears/anxiety, but their personalities aren't set in stone
As long as Humphries doesn't make it a total slog and respects GL mythology, this was bound to be at least mediocre

I fucking love Baz You stupid asshole

>How Am I driving?

Of all the people to make Simon interesting and fun, I didn't expect it to be Dog-Fucker. Good on him.

So when do they fuck?

I'll be really disappointed if they don't fuck

They're having dinner at Simons place in a few issues so signs point to soon

Hal made their batteries have sex for some reason so It's inevitable

>another DC thread that needs a Marvel comparison
lmao

It's just funny to me mostly because the quality isn't even better. Stuff like "Green Lanterns do awesome stuff" is awful. In fact a good half of Rebirth has been painfully mediocre. Nu52 started off with more and better stuff than Rebirth did (Dial H, Animal Man, Swamp Thing, Voodoo)

But this is Sup Forums so we have to fellate DC even though this is a clear step backwards

A buddy cop Green Lantern Book?

Cool.

By the way, what's Kyle been up to since rebirth?

I'll be disappointed if they do

>By the way, what's Kyle been up to since rebirth?
Nothing yet but he'll be in the Hal Jordan and the GLC book

wew

He's in the other GL book
But they said that what they're doing with Kyle is more secretive
So maybe they aren't completely ignoring Omega Men

For real, sounds like t was either written by some tumblr "lol I'm such and random and cool independent stronk womyn" hire or they just for got an editor.

>So maybe they aren't completely ignoring Omega Men
It would be a mistake to ignore the only worthwhile thing he's been in in years, but it's niche enough that I expect them to

Why am I enjoying this book more than Flash? I wasn't even going to check it out. Holy crap....

And now I just want an issue of Simon and Guy in a bar fight, getting drunk and raising hell on some resort planet together.

If you cut half the narration boxes, this might be good.

The shopping for towels thing was highlighted because Jessica was a NEET for the past five years and has recently started to leave her room. But dog fucker's dialog can be clunky

This is fucking great. I'm all in with Humphries on this book now.

Who would've thought the rule that good DC talent becoming bad at Marvel is transitive?

What is this expression trying to convey?

Simon really is Hal's protegee

Remember when the Green Lantern Ring was the most powerful weapon in the universe? Now any random asshole with a club can easily overpower a wielder of the ring. When did they get so horribly depowered? At one point the ring was capable of creating a shield that was stronger than Superman's invulnerability.

So Jessica is no longer Power Ring, just another Green Lantern? Then what was the whole fucking point of making her Power Ring then?

She had her own storyline of trying to control it, not being able to control it, and then overcoming it in the end

I agree some of the dialogue is cringe but Simon maniacally driving into a store with a giant green car construct to rescue Jessica is the kind of fun I like to see in my comics. The meet the family dinner in the solicits sounds great too. This comic has the kind of premise that is still entertaining even when the writing is shitty.

I'm a Hal-fan but I have to be agree with this...

[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES]

A smugness to surpass sinestro

The need for speed

This looks like it was traced from a Batman driving the batmobile kind of image.

I'm pretty much convinced that a group of execs write everything at Marvel and just slap names on them for recognition and/or diversity brownie points. It all feels made by committee with their SJW agenda.

>Why do they even have variant covers anymore?

people spend money on them.

Hey, turning him into Arab Car-obsessed Guy Gardner is at least giving him a personality.

hopefully never ever, Simon deserves a nice normie waifu

I fucking hate G'nort.

that page looks like shit, only because the black doesn't let me see the art and perspective.

I'm the goddamn Green Lantern

I love that this book is so good.

Remember when GL fans were crying that they were getting the shit end of the stick yet again before this started actually coming out?

As someone that's really only started reading GL stuff with Rebirth can someone explain how she has a sister on this Earth since I thought she was from a different Earth or something?

She's not from a different Earth, her original ring was though. It's dead now and she has a normal green lantern ring.

no one could have guessed he'd pull a Soule

Be thankful DC are nowhere near as bad as Marvel when it comes to variants.

ah, that makes more sense now thanks.

But I liked the Hip-Hop variants

if HJGLC can defy all my expectations and actually be an enjoyable read I'll eat a fucking copy of it

What's with the trend of Mediocre Marvel Writers being good on Lantern Books? I know it's just 2 examples (Bunn and Dog Fucker) but it seems like an actual thing. Which terrible Marvel Writer should we get to replace Venditti?

Fuck you user.

did you even read what's on the image?

No, Sorry

>spencer basically complains about dc editors not letting write what he wants
>in reality this makes some writers like humphries write something that is at least mediocre

You might be thinking of the girl Atom from Earth-3

In all fairness, wasn't he the one that wanted to do that cute team with Kara, Steph, Damian, Irey, Jaime, etc? Might have been good if they let him do it

The problem isn't the variants themselves. The problem is the hoops Marvel makes LCS jump through to get them. Not to mention it artificially inflates their sales numbers and leaves stores stuck with tonnes of unsold (usually nonreturnable) stock.

DC with Rebirth have (I think) only had 1 variant per title, all freely orderable, non-incentive based and fully returnable.

the rebirth oneshots have the one variant, but the #1s have multiple variants depending on how important the title is
less important ones are getting way less than batman

I think Batman is like the only one getting multiple variants, WW and GLs and GA and whatnot only have one

I think the Batman variants were retailer exclusives not free to order. JLA has some too.

Sorry, that would be JL. Remembered Hitch and got confused.

Harley Quinn as well obviously.

But yeah, pretty much everything else has just had one variant per issue (by the same artist each time, as well). And the retailer exclusive variants stopped after the #1.

because Lupa is an angel

Out with a fucking bang!
Wew