INCOMING BALLISTIC MISSILE TOWARDS HAWAII. WORLD WAR III EMINENT!

INCOMING BALLISTIC MISSILE TOWARDS HAWAII. WORLD WAR III EMINENT!

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Do you know the story of the kid who cried wolf?

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lol

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couldn't care less

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haha we did it reddit, finally :)

This 2bqh

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>Hawaii
Lame. Nuke the White House or Congress or the Pentagon or something.

samefag

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cnn.com/2018/01/13/politics/hawaii-missile-threat-false-alarm/index.html

>the by far most heavily funded military on the planet fucks up the by far most important military drill in the book and is most likely responsible for whatever violence/homocide occured during that 40 minutes because of a "fluke"

I have never been more embarrassed to be a mutt. Even when trump was elected. I'm moving to fucking canada.

Look at it this way: lol.

I can't even laugh this one off. The fucking state of this country is beyond my comprehension at this point.

If your a mutt with Italian ancestry, you can get citizenship. There's no limit on the amount of generations you can go back. It's easymode escape if you can get all the documents.

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hawaii-ballistic-missile-threat-alert-phones-was-false-alarm-officials-n837511

I have never been more unhappy to be 99.8

SALVATION BY FIRE FINALLY

test

>EMINENT
it's imminent

>Be in Hawaii
>Starts jerking off with a girl pic on my phone
>Phone rings
>BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII, SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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Eminent?

YOU DESERVE THIS FOR VOTING FOR DRUMF

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there wasn't mass chaos you dumb faggot spic, get the fuck out anyway

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Uh yes there was you stupid hick, people were freaking the fuck out.

classic psyops desu

>tfw it was just 2 years ago you had to wonder what the EAS warning for a nuclear attack would look like

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It would have been funnier if Trump pressed his big working button.

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Who the fuck would bomb Hawaii out of all places?

Shits and giggles, probably.

yeah there was you fucking mongoloid

What kind of fucking retard puts the "End shift" button right next to the "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE GONNA DIE PANIC PANIC PANIC" button in the first place? Some poor idiot's going to get crucified for making a tiny mistake that was enabled by stupid design.

it was worth it to get those brownies out tho amirite? #MAGA

Make America Glass Again

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>people were freaking out
They were "freaking out" in the american sense, which is just surprised or scared.
People were scared. but there weren't massive riots or people actual freak outs.

>military
What makes you think the military set the alarm?

>Continuous fapping
One last fap.

It should have been accompanied by a link to a demon summoning program desu.

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people as stupid as you should kill themselves, it would save us all the embarrassment of association

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Just watched it on youtube. The warning message appearing on tv screen was preceded by ominous beeps and then this robotic male voice read the message. Gave me chills. It's like my 80's movies f a m, t b h.

Link?

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>BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT
>slide for more

I was in bed when that alert came. I truly thought, YEAAAA finally something happened.

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t. button pusher

That's the plan pham.

yeah sorry guys pressed the wrong button
meant to press the biological attack one, hope you got your masks out

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So how many Hawaiians did something similar?

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The president can't launch a nuke unless the others who have the rest of the launch codes agree

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screencapmind

cheer up, it is funny, you fucking faggot mutt

>tfw can finally kill chinks and whites

Does Russia have this type of emergency messages?

>fear the World will end
>first reaction is to bang sister
Are there any hope left for mutts?