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Hello. I would like to know, in which SE Asian country would it be easiest for me to buy/kidnap a "pig-tailed macaque" like pic related? I would also like to know, how easy would it be for me to avoid/bribe the local law enforcement? Thank you.
keling-chan
post in here u SEAniggers
Indonesia highly likely.
>great choice of wildlife
>easily-swayed locals
>corrupt policemen
jfc its still cold guys
lets hug it out then
pls no touch
i just need some rice noodles and coffee and i'm set for the day
whats the plan for today, /asean/?
>laundry day
>going to a """"""carnival""""""" with the family
I don't want to help you with your question but I just wanna make you jealous
I'm not looking for a pet, desu.
but its really cold here too
Just go to Thailand and go near any coconut plantation. They'll have few macaques around to pick the coconut and you can ask them to sell them to you.
Will that be illegal?
>youtube.com
god damn it malaysian...........
No its normal. We even have schools that specifically train macaques to be good at picking coconut and you can buy them. But if you want them to be shipped out of the country then that might be a problem.
Oh no, it will not be leaving the country
He is more known for saving stray cats. He has more than 100 cats. Here is a documentary about him in Malay.
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ich will deutsch lernen
hey /asean/ , whats your opinion about korean women?
Sarita and her daughters. Are they even considered as Hookers in the MALL? no way?! In CEBU , YES Way! SM Mall go the French Baker to get a french kiss. Bos coffee in Ayala.. get coffee AND cream… because there are hookers there too. Also, in the Ayala Mall you may see a 60+ Western man with a cane holding the hand of a girl wearing a “Dora the explorer” shirt.NO, ITS NOT HIS DAUGHTER.YES, that grandfather is F#$%ing that high school student.Now, I must admit.. the first time I saw it.. I wanted to beat up the old pervert and take the little girl back to the school playground so she could continue to enjoy her childhood. But then I realized, that the girl is 18 (I hope) and she definitely has a filipino boyfriend and that old foreign guy is paying her whole family so that he can have the time of his life.Is it right? Who am I to judge? She is an adult (I hope), so she can sleep with that guy for money if she wants. Things are different in the fils.
WHO CARES about the older gentleman and his high school sweet heart?! How do you get a piece of that MALL action? The first step is to have money. Second step is that it helps to be white… I am not saying you MUST be white. I am saying it REALLY helps. Since 99% of Filipinos worship white skin. Ultimately, in Ayala and SM all you have to do is look cool and look foreign. Last step, approach girls that look interested in you. Its sooo easy right
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you Sarita and her daughters. Are they even considered as celeb? But doubtlessly, their issues make me cringe. A lot. Berapa banyak orang dengan masalah rumah tangga yang sama, berapa banyak orang dengan kondisi perselingkuhan yang sana? Toh, papanya juga tetap menjalankan kewajiban seorang ayah. Buat aku pribadi, masalah relasi ortu ya masalah mereka, bukan sesuatu yang harus diintervensi anak di situasi tertentu. Tolerable banget untuk aku, kalau misalnya si Jedun tuntut Shafa, he he he bisa banget sih untuk kekerasan fisik dan verbal. Kenapa harus diviralkan sih masalah kayak gini, oh, wahai netijen bekas bumi Hindia Belanda. Baik kedua belah pihak juga gada yang beken-beken amat, apa yang ditontonin sih? Apa serunya sih? Yang bikin aku tambah naik pitam, dengki, murka, dan kawan-kawannya adalah, cewe-cewe ini jadi rajin banget nih nampang di TV. Bingung, apa guna gituloh ngomongin masalah keluarga, nebar aib, mancing empati, haus ibaan orang. Aku gak mau ngomong kasar lho tapi im on the edge, this issue is beyond sto0pid and oVerr4t3d. Selamat yah Harris' Angels, sekarang banjir tawaran talkshow, banjir followers, banjir subscribers. Asik ya? Jangan mancing lebih banyak attention seeker untuk memanfaatkan isu pribadi sebagai umpan popularitas yah. Sudah cukup ratusan kata 'muak' saya torehkan di halaman asefem saya yang terkasih ini. C U K U P. Stop making stupid people famous
Fun to have a none commitment relation, not for marrying
fake and gay
Don't you have enough monkeys already in the USA?
It isn't really difficult to be a better franchise than one of the dullest franchises in the history of Sarita and her daughters. Are they even considered as Hookers in the MALL? no way?! In CEBU , YES Way! SM Mall go the French Baker to get a french kiss. Bos coffee in Ayala.. get coffee AND cream… because there are hookers there too. Also, in the Ayala Mall you may see a 60+ Western man with a cane holding the hand of a girl wearing a “Dora the explorer” shirt.NO, ITS NOT HIS DAUGHTER.YES, that grandfather is F#$%ing that high school student.Now, I must admit.. the first time I saw it.. I wanted to beat up the old pervert and take the little girl back to the school playground so she could continue to enjoy her childhood. But then I realized, that the girl is 18 (I hope) and she definitely has a filipino boyfriend and that old foreign guy is paying her whole family so that he can have the time of his life.Is it right? Who am I to judge? She is an adult (I hope), so she can sleep with that guy for money if she wants. Things are different in the fils.
WHO CARES about the older gentleman and his high school sweet heart?! How do you get a piece of that MALL action? The first step is to have money. Second step is that it helps to be white… I am not saying you MUST be white. I am saying it REALLY helps. Since 99% of Filipinos worship white skin. Ultimately, in Ayala and SM all you have to do is look cool and look foreign. Last step, approach girls that look interested in you. Its sooo easy right
STOP COMPLAINING ITS ALWAYS HOT SAVOUR THE COLD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
come to my grandmothers house we got a whole pack of them
they all steal and ruin my uncle crops. we cant shoot them because my granpas shotgun is confiscated after his death and capturing them is pointless because theyre smart, can unlock traps and such
capture a nigger and he will be your monkey
I would actually like to hunt them. Is it legal?
i also got some in my area today while riding my moped i found this one perfect speciment with long tail. very good beautiful candidate for taxidermy or zoo
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kumain
kumain
kumakain
kakain
>my granpas shotgun is confiscated after his death
As it should, you can only hold on to it if you have a firearms license.
no. long tail or short macaque monkey are not endangered species in malaysia because theyre pests to agriculture. you can kill them if you got the permission from the owner of the land to give you the rights to hunt/eradicate them.
I really need someones help tho because these little assholes are preventing my uncle from growing his banana, rambutan and durian farm.
I prefer the pigtail.
You see, my goal is to shoot and kill the mother in front of her baby, so I can film it like vid related:
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Afterwards, I will keep the orphan for a few days, alternatively feeding and torturing it.
Lastly, I will release the orphan into a different monkey troop, and see what happens.
They eat durian too? the monkeys at my grandmom's durian orchard usually avoid durians
I know, its stupid. Right now all kinds of weird animals roam around my grandmas house. Very common sight to see biawak and beruk everywhere. This is a problem because soon the predators of these things will show up like king cobras, buaya and harimau bintang
Biawak / monitor lizards are bros though, they eat rats and other small pests. Although in most cases owls are more effective.
my granpa used to hunt those things and sell them to chinese vendors for RM100 each. that was like 20 years ago i wonder how much they're worth now. Very stinky corpse tho.
oh no biawaks arent friends if you live in kampung. they hunt chickens and eat chicken eggs some even hunt small goats. If you rear chickens these things will be your worst nightmare if theyre around and you dont have a gun to kill them.
Very aggressive creatures when trapped and moves really fast on land. They carry diseases too i think.
Bayawak is tasty
do you like Aussie music?
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get out fucking white
Do you want to fuck that poor macaque? Then no. I will kill you.
Just why with the urge of doing that to certain animal? What inspires you?
>eth rises and crashing alt coin
>stops and btc rises and crashing alt coin
>/biz/ neet and normie twitter are panicking
>tfw convert all of my weekend gain to usdt since 3 am
>will buy once market stop bleeding
who's not losing any money right now
How much money you already invest in this?
comfy enough to last 10 year if i spend like normie wage
considering to put 100k each for asb1 and asb2 by the end of year for 10k yearly assuming the minimum per anum is 5% (which on a bad year like 2015). This year was 7% but i only have around few thousand in asb1.
This way if i spend moderately could last a lifetime
Mhm it was actually not bad. I would listen to it while driving on a Sunday afternoon
me,because I can't lose if I don't play
whats the release date for 3 kingdom?
fall I guess
you excited for total war india? so you can play as your ancestors
>tfw the only reason i care about total war 3 kingdoms is because i have a dim hope the philippines might be included in an expansion or something
How pathetic am i?
how would adding them be relevant to the setting?
more excited of total war south east asia so i can cum inside your ancestor
not possible, diff geography, furthest could be northern korea kingdom and lower mongolia. I think they will prob do a mongol invasion for expansion
they added a bunch of philippine states in the recent EU4 update
but why settle for dead people when you can have me?
idk
Why would anyone want you?
pengen ngentot gan
I can wiggle my ears,independently move my smallest toe,whistle,snap with both of my fingers,do the wavy thing with my eyebrows and my butt shape is alright
genetic perfection
i already reformat my laptop
i only have witcher 3 with all expansion and was done with it with all quest
>tfw a guy compliment me for having kim kardashian hips
ugu desu hate it
does the rainy season being bumped later means the dry season will be bumped later too? I don't want to go to class all sweaty for half of the next semester
nothing stopping you from playing it again
its boring playing the same thing over and over again
i already did it 5 time to get all ending
Post hips and vagene
...
I meant EU4
really? may I touch?
We'd just be pirate raiders
check like i said i only have witcher 3
dont have any other game esp with limited data with my broadband
you guys play any fighting games? lotta cool ones out right now or about to come out: DBZF, guilty gear, tekken 7, SFV, etc.
yeah it's called Fighting The Urge To Kill MySelf 20:Rise of of Depression
ok rape u next week
but you can touch me first
go to your local indian bootleg man to hook you up with pirated games to your USB
just give-in, user. your 2d waifus are waiting
Like with any Civ game they will need to pull out a lot of bullshit out of their asses to pull it off.
Those are just mods
>mfw get picked on for smoking Marlboros
I rarely smoke so I always go for the mainstream ones
you guys over there really like tekken. god it was so fucking crowded in the timezone i went to in some rob's. but damn it was fun there
not mods,its in with the Japan update
Are we kangz in it?
other than mudah is there a place you can find pc parts for cheap?
I want to find gaming pc budget RM500 ke bawah asalkan bole run Dota 2 ngan GTAIV
Looks so not authentic and forced in
i also heard of lowyat.net but my friend told me to not buy stuff from there cos plenty of people overclock and abuse their stuff so the parts have very short lifespans
are you having your siesta?
Go to Carousell
Or Lelong
SHINING ⭐⭐⭐ JUSTICE
I want a cute malay bf like him
NAIA
WTF ITS COLD
I NO HAVE WATER HEATER IN MY HOUSE
I ONLY SHOWER FOR 1 MINUTE THEN COVER MYSELF REAL FAST WITH TOWEL BECAUSE ITS SO COLD
WHY
We're going to get snow at last.
today is the last day
tomorrow KL should be around 25
Do you guys have water puppet?
>no water heater
lel get rekt orang kampung.
not that I know of
how was your siesta?
heat up some water in a kettle or something and use that to wash yourself
going to continue my siesta in a few secon-
sabar sabar
ini semua ujian
>lips
hhhhhhhnnnnngggggg
we scandinavia now