Power Man and Iron Fist Storytime (Part 14)

Welcome back, Anons! OH NO!

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Oh no, Iron Fist was unmasked!

Oh, who cares, it's not like everybody doesn't know who he is...

Gotta love how the new Editor's name is bigger than literally everybody else's.

>"But even with your bionic arm, you couldn't get back onto the force now!"

Why not? Seriously, I don't think they ever explain this.

I'm almost certain they had checks in the 80's, wouldn't that be so much easier than carrying 20K in cash.

See, if they didn't literally have an editor's note down there making it obvious, this could've been a fairly subtle foil for Luke.

But no, then Linda puts a box going "DO YOU GET IT, HE'S LIKE AN EVIL LUKE CAGE".

Gotta admit, it's refreshing to see a crime boss who knows his place. He doesn't want to start shit with Fisk or the Maggia, he's fine with his guys.

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Is Jennie suddenly Latina?

No, completly unrelated woman.

As any fan of Luke Cage knows, medical help when you've got invincible skin is a friggen nightmare.

Maybe it's more of a PTSD thing where for whatever reason they don't trust her judgement anymore.

I suppose that's possible, but I just wish they said it. The way it sounds, she was kicked off after she lost her arm, and then she got a bionic arm, but they still wouldn't let her back on.

Are they racist against cyborgs in Marvel too?

Ah, dang, no failed attempts at needles, which I'll give to JJ- That was a good bit.

Doubt it, Tony Stark was made head of security for the entire world while he had Extremis.

Whoops, I spoke too soon.

Yeah, that's actually a major problem with Luke. He's tough that most things can't do serious damage, but when it DOES happen, it's really hard to do anything about.

No lie, I can't look at this guy without seeing a wingless Archangel.

Well, given how I've never heard of him before, that confusion seems like it'll be short lived as he's likely to go the way of many early Luke Cage villains.


OH, and on the last few threads: I am like 90% sure that Fera ends up joining Superia's Lady Supervillain Cruise in Gruenwald's Cap.

In case it isn't obvious, this is the same woman from two threads ago, who had a bet to see if she or the Heroes for Hire would solve a case first, but since she technically hired them already, she won either way.

I wouldn't be surprised if she did.

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See, this is why, when you're a merc, you only do what the client ASKS you to. Try to go overboard, and then try to stop you.

Remember Anons, throwing your sword ALWAYS works.

Wow, Vienna's a bitch.

Seriously, fucking bitch.

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Oh look, it really is another Noir issue, right down with starting from the woman's legs.

Fur coat, tiny dress, face consealed by hat... yep, she's a Noir story femme fatale.

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Okay, this Noir story took a weird turn.

Goddamn, Vienna. Ain't trolls supposed to have thick hides and like green skin?

Why In The World Are We Fighting Carmen Sandiego!?

Fuck, that's pretty good.

Which is more believable/likely, Anons?

>A fictional character from a movie meets our heroes and offers them a job
>A woman uses the name from a movie to offer the heroes a job

Given the kind of weirdness the Heroes for Hire get up to, it really COULD be either.

The effect is kind of ruined by Danny being the one to pose sexy on the desk, though.

Of COURSE her hotel room is "666".

Oh, look who appeared for a cameo!

I don't think the femme fatale in Maltese Falcon has a cheesy French accent, so it's probably B, but honestly A happening because of some Gem Theater Last Action Hero situation would not be unprecedented.

Wonder Man disguised himself as a woman?

I can only assume he was supposed to be sitting with his legs crosses, and the artist decided to draw the exact weirdest moment for when he pulls his legs apart.

>"My Wife, The Scarlet Witch"

Somewhere, Byrne is fucking FURIOUS, and doesn't know why.

Speaking of, that Avengers Byrne Omnibus is releasing today. If this thread is still open later today, can anyone comment on if the physical book is good? Like, is the binding worth it?

>INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD

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Remember when we thought this was going to be a Noir story? Now they're fighting magic demons.

And suddenly, Wanda!

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>"How come you get all the lucky breaks, Luke?"

Fred Astaire was a dancer and actor. I didn't know this when I saw this page, I actually had to look it up.

So, is "Magrador" a thing outside of this issue?

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>Vision in a suit, with a top hate and a cape

Dapper as fuck.

>Doombringer

You couldn't think of a more generic name than this if you tried.

And welcome back Archie "creator of Luke Cage" Goodwin.

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The Soda Machine has gained allies in his war.

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Holy shit, that was quick.

>"Sorry we're late, your guards wouldn't let us in."

Damn. Sorry, skipped a page. This page goes first, and THEN read

>The Middle East

Oh, how topical.

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So are his bodyguards women, or muslim ninjas?

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>Luke is uncomfortable having a man inside him
Well this issue must have been disappointing to the fangirls.

No, it just means Danny's the bottom.

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You never heard of Astaire? I'm no movie buff and I can barely stand any musicals, and even I've heard of Fred and Ginger.

>Danny kicks so hard that he broke the panel

Neat.

You'd think he was related to Doom.

Arabian Abraham Lincoln?

You're clearly more of a movie buff than me.

>"I'm BRINGING you something!"

Danny, that pun was so tortured, even Trump thinks it should be banned.

Wasn't there a "Von Doom" in Aaron's Hulk who insisted she wasn't related to Doctor Doom? I never saw how that run ended, did it turn out she was talking shit and really was?

The force field was so strong, it damaged Luke's shirt.

I'm assuming they are hashishim, and they are totally blazed right now.

And the guard who was talking all that good shit gets killed in a single page. How predictable...

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>She has stated that she has no relation to Victor von Doom, though Bruce Banner claimed to note some resemblance.

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All right let's finish this issue. That sound good?

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There must be a better name for a villain who wants to start World War III than Doombringer.

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I like to think the fact that his name is shit was intentional.

Look at this dbag, lurking like a horror movie monster.

And now we're getting "Doombringer's" backstory.

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Remember henchmen. Never waste time bragging about your weapon, just use it.

Or the heroes will threaten to use it on you.

Once again, "Good Cop, Angry Cop".

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>"Shhh! People sleepin'!"

I freaking love this page.

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