We've got Baal, we've got Kek, what other deities shall we call upon?

We've got Baal, we've got Kek, what other deities shall we call upon?

I say we need a god of death.

Just adopt Khorne

Khorne would be good

also Thoth because we need a god of science and magic

pic related its the REAL Thoth

The rest of the Ogdoad.

Praise Heh.

What about Osiris?

Allah

Lel -- the Slavic god of frivolity and erotic passion.

Get out

Trump is definitely Tzeentch oriented

>make crazy statement
>everyone calls bullshit, it's too crazy
>media widespread slander campaigns because of what he said
>it's actually true
>this happens repeatedly

JUST AS PLANNED

Hillary is definitely Khorne, just look at the people opposing her dropping like flies left and right.

kek is the one true god.

all other deities and demigods are mere extensions of his form.

Can pence be papa nurgle please?

PRAISE KEK

We already have a god of death. She's running against Trump.

none because these are cringey and tired memes

you already got one

praise KEK

Subhan Allah
Glory to the Creator of Worlds, the most Merciful
Allahu Ackbar

NO.
He's mentioned in slam poetry all the time. It rekt his powers.

ebola chan had a good run. i think thats about as close as Sup Forums has come to one

We going for polytheism now?
What will Sup Forums's pantheon look like?

Baal/Bael/Bel and Kek are the same being seen through the lense of different cultures. Pic related, Baal portrayed as part cat, part spider, part jew, part Pepe.

Sup Forums is a Christian board.

False gods BTFO

Khorne cares not for memetic trickery.

Only unending waaaaarrr!

We haven't called on any they found us. No searching for false gods. There is only Jesus, and Kek fighting the demonlord Moloch

We have Jehovah

Xolotl
God of lightning and death

Praise kek!